Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv Newj

I have one pooch. i have been going through bictures of baki-stan floods and one common thing i have noticed is the bakis saving the mighty Fans from the flood. I am confused, why the fan, why not wife,kids or women.. bhy phan onlee..

question is why the phan onlee.

1. Ij it the most expensive thing baki in bakistan.
2. Ij it only thing can can afford after zordari sarkar.
3. Ij it where they hide their stash of banja.
4. Ij it made in India.

on the second thoughts, they dont have any electricity, then bhy so much love for the phan onlee.
mystery deepens

jamwal · Post by **jamwal** » 10 Aug 2010 07:12

Thats bhut I waz bundering apout too. In bideos and bichhars oph tents, beebul had installed pankhas like they were ujing them to dry their musharrafs. Djinn bijili perhaps

derkonig · Post by **derkonig** » 10 Aug 2010 08:48

^^^
^^^
So that the schidt doesn't hit da pankha?

naren · Post by **naren** » 10 Aug 2010 09:19

Habby newj: see near mullah's phaborite Kushpoo bromoted to obersheeing bakistani nabal oberadjinns.

Kushpoo riding on jour pack in a peach rejort - dream cum troo

Ubishkale neighpourhood in bakistan

Plasfemmy !!! I ishtrongly condom thij buplick dishplay oph appheckjin.

James B · Post by **James B** » 10 Aug 2010 14:11

Saudi denies contamination of Zamzam water

Saudi Arabia denied Monday the contamination of Zamzam water, which is distributed to visitors of Al-Masjid Al-Haram in Makkah.

British health authorities recently warned Britons from using Zamzam water or transferring it to the United Kingdom, claiming it was contaminated and caused illness.

Why ij Britainistan defamating the healing biwers of ZamZam water. Just yesterdin I drank 3 lotas of ZamZam water, I'm alive and kicking. ZamZam water ij the most holee water phor us momins. I say it ij consbiracy of CIA/Mossad/Raw/MI6 to defame our ZamZam water. "Death to Britainisan", Pakistan pain-in-da-butt.

Amber G. · Post by **Amber G.** » 10 Aug 2010 21:40

Deaf - n -Dumbers outside Mysore Woodlands (Chicago) Venu of BRF Meet:
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Lalmohan · Post by **Lalmohan** » 11 Aug 2010 02:12

^^^ waterboarding takniki is spradding in bakistan

Mahendra · Post by **Mahendra** » 11 Aug 2010 02:23

China firmly behind Paa'stan

ISLUMABAD: Pakistan’s foreign minister Shah Mahmood Qureshi said that Pakistan was hit by the worst flood disaster of the century.(and the World was hit by the worst disaster of the millennium in 1947)

He was talking to the Chinese Ambassador in Pakistan, Luo Zhaohui. Qureshi asked for more help from China to overcome the complex situation due to floods in Pakistan. He said that he was unable to attend Shanghai Expo 2010 because of floods.

Qureshi met Luo Zhaohui in foreign office where both discussed the landslides in China and floods situation in Pakistan.

Pakistan foreign minister said that he would never forget the great Chinese cooperation in Ataabad lake disaster. He personally thanked China for each of the 646 tents that Chian provided for the flood victims.

Qureshi said that floods destroyed millions of acres crops and basic infrastructure and hundreds of thousand of peoples are facing difficulties under the sky.

Chinese ambassador assured his every possible assistance. He also handed over Rs.15 Lacs to Qureshi which were collected from Chinese traders and business people.

Zhaohui assured that the people of Pakistan would never be left alone." We will be firmly behind Paa'astan, we will help from every position, we will manoeuvre, explore very nook and corner left unexplored by the Americans, we shall disregard all those mocking small no-dong diplomacy, we will make sure that we will get full value for every Yuan we pay " he said.

Foreign minister Qureshi ended by saying " We know the international community is always behind us, we are always receiving and insha allah we will continue to receive, we love to receive, we are born to receive, we love China so much that when we recieve Chinese after Amritraj and Afghan, we hardly tend to notice, long live China Paa'stan relationship

Prem · Post by **Prem** » 11 Aug 2010 02:52

Boakland iz a-mazing blace, Physkally in Soowth Azia , mentally yand genetically en Midde East, secxsually en Czina yand Amreeka, South Bacific en Weather, Sub Sahara Aphrikan en dekho-no-moneycally, berry Uroorbean en entitlement hobes and shtill remain Azlamic in karakter , keebing ethernal Birginity.
Al-bummDoolha, Koshmeer , Laal Killa and Jinnagaarh arr naat [phaar abay.

James B · Post by **James B** » 11 Aug 2010 13:58

Crash Course in IED muabarak tecknaalagy

http://img687.imageshack.us/img687/7426/a2124352087.jpg

Anujan · Post by **Anujan** » 12 Aug 2010 05:46

^^^
Ij that a lota I see hanging pelow?

enqyoob · Post by **enqyoob** » 12 Aug 2010 07:41

AoA! My coujin's brother's mother's sister's son is conjidaring taking a 4th wife to look after his growing family of goats. I am seeing the advertisement on kuffar bijlee-aurat-bajaar (BAB) for one "Jalebi" aged 5.5 saal, (but looks well-developed already, which is a good sign). However, there are two braplemj:

1. She is a liar, claiming "No" for "Drink". How can someone get those beady eyes and bags under the eyes at age 5.5 unless she is heavily on the Zam-Zam?

2. She claims:

I am interested in animal husbandry and want to do studies in that.

This is very troubling, since some of my 6th coujin's goats are, how do I say this in elegant manner? Not someone b4 whom his bibis should expose their naked ankles.

Bliss advije onlee.

Purush · Post by **Purush** » 12 Aug 2010 14:37

bleh..wrong thread. sorry.
-deleted.

derkonig · Post by **derkonig** » 12 Aug 2010 16:12

enqyoob wrote:I am seeing the advertisement on kuffar bijlee-aurat-bajaar (BAB) for one "Jalebi" aged 5.5 saal, (but looks well-developed already, which is a good sign).

Waj she fed tallar mountane mirk powdel, hain?

abhischekcc · Post by **abhischekcc** » 12 Aug 2010 16:48

Mahendra wrote:

I need international aid to get my dentures done!

No what he is saying is - Look, I have a hand AND a smooth wet toothless mouth - two beautiful things to do mijjile maalish paalish.

BajKhedawal · Post by **BajKhedawal** » 12 Aug 2010 21:36

AOA……..AK phire………RPG phire……aur IED muburak, broof of our madrassas sbread phar and wide even in GUBO master Amerikhan’s duniya. Soon gardan-e-lal khan’s nanha munnas will be sbeaking phulent pingreji.

derkonig · Post by **derkonig** » 12 Aug 2010 22:26

AoA aaditaar,
raakitmard to da rescue.....

raakitmard with hij phamily...

meanbhile, bliss to ejjplain bhat ij thij.....

RajeshA · Post by **RajeshA** » 12 Aug 2010 23:19

derkonig wrote:meanbhile, bliss to ejjplain bhat ij thij.....

Raakit-munna haj dunn bigg-time choree auf LalBraf's kanchen, bhen vijiteeng Kave-Kamplex

James B · Post by **James B** » 12 Aug 2010 23:53

derkonig wrote:AoA aaditaar,
raakitmard to da rescue.....

http://www.thejakartaglobe.com/media/im ... 701951.jpg

He ij not Rakit-mard but Cable-mard

Rahul Shukla · Post by **Rahul Shukla** » 13 Aug 2010 02:20

A Pakistani worker pushes back flood-stricken women who are trying to enter a relief center to get food supplies on the outskirts of Peshawar, Pakistan, Wednesday, Aug. 4, 2010. (clicky)

No kament unles joo kament vhat ai wantd tu kament butt coudnt kament becaz oph sharam!

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Rah 'ulShukl al-Gebri
PHD - Mad Math
(Phool oph da Hieest Digree - Madrassa Mathematiks)

Anujan · Post by **Anujan** » 13 Aug 2010 02:23

I wont kamment -- This is a booby trap to get bious moojahids banned!!

Rahul Shukla · Post by **Rahul Shukla** » 13 Aug 2010 02:55

A man tries to cross a makeshift bridge to escape his flooded home in Nowshera, Pakistan on July 31, 2010. (clicky)

Arrah hu Akbal!

Mithologikal Hanuman phamily oph kuffar yindoos maid a pridge ovar da watar and getting worshipd, hain ji? Ordinaree mango abdul oph Bakistan making pridge ovar da watar - and - in da aiyar, dekho phor yourselph! Therephore, Bakistani abdul >> Kaphir Hanuman!

Allah Setu khappey!!

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Rah 'ulShukl al-Gebri
PHD - Mad Math
(Phool oph da Hieest Digree - Madrassa Mathematiks)

Mahendra · Post by **Mahendra** » 13 Aug 2010 03:46

Pingrezi Gr-amma-r and Kambosishun pictorial class

Beg :A Bakistani's birth right, something that comes naturally to a Bakistani, eg Djinnah begged the British to give him Bakistan or 93000 Bakistanis begged for mercy in 1971

Eg 1

I beg to differ

We beg to differ

Now the Aussies may be dushman of Indian students in OZ land but they are our friends, they know us like their left musharaff cheek, see this ejjambal below
Pakistan PM Yousuf Raza Gilani begs for help for the flood-hit

The keela is hit right on the head, a Bakistani never appeals for help, he begs, always!

JwalaMukhi · Post by **JwalaMukhi** » 13 Aug 2010 06:41

Kweschun onlee. Bhy ij dus percenti extending hij haath to the guy who ij responsible for panning purqa? Becauj of hij actions the sovirgnity gap will increase, aj all motorhams will not wear purqa. Why ij dus percenti dealing with thij guy and he hij aljo parading phuture dus percentees?
P.S. Why ij the ladki pehind saarkoozi ij checking with her haath on the head? Ij it making shure there ij no purqa pefour meeting saarkoozi.

derkonig · Post by **derkonig** » 13 Aug 2010 08:58

^^^
Who ij da motorma in da bicchar?

Guddu · Post by **Guddu** » 13 Aug 2010 09:09

vdutta wrote:I have one pooch. i have been going through bictures of baki-stan floods and one common thing i have noticed is the bakis saving the mighty Fans from the flood. I am confused, why the fan, why not wife,kids or women.. bhy phan onlee..

question is why the phan onlee.

1. Ij it the most expensive thing baki in bakistan.
2. Ij it only thing can can afford after zordari sarkar.
3. Ij it where they hide their stash of banja.
4. Ij it made in India.

on the second thoughts, they dont have any electricity, then bhy so much love for the phan onlee.
mystery deepens

It ij simple, ijlaam allowj 4 motorhamas, butt onlee one pankhaa...which do you think ijj more breciouss, hain ji...

niran · Post by **niran** » 13 Aug 2010 09:34

AoA
hazar shukriya to mulla Mahdi, pointing this bicchore

Maulaners pliss to dekho while apduls are cheering phor the launch oph
hawai kopter with danda, asli rakit mard is about to launch bending yand
pulling his leber in front, all oph dhese without channa ingestshun. Geela yand
brown takneeki indeed.

Salam.

BijuShet · Post by **BijuShet** » 13 Aug 2010 09:56

derkonig wrote:^^^
Who ij da motorma in da bicchar?

Pics below are NSFW and are about Bilawal and a Motorham that is not his blood relative.

Your answer : Top Pic has the details

Another Pic

naren · Post by **naren** » 13 Aug 2010 10:12

BijuShet wrote:
derkonig wrote:^^^
Who ij da motorma in da bicchar?
Pics below are NSFW and are about Bilawal and a Motorham that is not his blood relative.

Your answer : Top Pic has the details

Another Pic

AOA !!! Junior douche bercenti haj inbented new CBR takniki. BPUH.

Nirantar · Post by **Nirantar** » 13 Aug 2010 10:56

derkonig wrote:

^^ isn't the time some able pollywood broducer make a moobie adapted from Borat and the name could be

Abdul: Cultural Learnings of India for Make Benefit Glorious Nation of Pakhanaistan

Shekhar Suman / Kapil Sharma(GIL show fame) / Sunil Paul in the role of Borat
Rakhi Sawant in the role of Pamela Anderson

Further suggestions are belcome.

derkonig · Post by **derkonig** » 13 Aug 2010 11:18

^^^^
Kuffar alurt...what cultural vultural lerning hain? all da culture ij in da al-kitab yand bakstan ij ijlam. we hape karo-kari, ak-phyrr, animal huspandry, herps ingestion, ied mubarak, baksheesh pegging. bhat more culture do joo want?

niran · Post by **niran** » 13 Aug 2010 13:18

AoA
bacha 10%i does really look laik main W akram,
does he hape the kirkiting apilities laik Mian Akram?
will be very helpphul .

ArmenT · Post by **ArmenT** » 13 Aug 2010 13:31

Rahul Shukla wrote:
A Pakistani worker pushes back flood-stricken women who are trying to enter a relief center to get food supplies on the outskirts of Peshawar, Pakistan, Wednesday, Aug. 4, 2010. (clicky)
No kament unles joo kament vhat ai wantd tu kament butt coudnt kament becaz oph sharam!

This worker isn't related to Groper Gilani by any chance, is he?