Terrorist Islamic Republic of Pakistan (TSP): Aug 09, 2010

Prem · Post by **Prem** » 02 Sep 2010 05:54

Shias are kaffir , hence Wazibul-qital per DOPE= Doctrine of PEace. The reason to repeatedly point out this W_Q Shariat is to make kuffar think of the "peace", Composite ,syncretic , Gangu-Dhimmic culture under proud Muslim rule of India.
Would any sane person want to leave new generation/children India or matter of fact whole kuffar world 's new generation to face these "DOPErs".

shiv · Post by **shiv** » 02 Sep 2010 05:56

Prem wrote:Shias are kaffir , hence Wazibul-qital per DOPE= Doctrine of PEace. .

A_Gupta · Post by **A_Gupta** » 02 Sep 2010 06:18

I wonder if Pakistani liberals have as much sympathy for Shias as they do for Ahmedis.

shiv · Post by **shiv** » 02 Sep 2010 06:32

A_Gupta wrote:I wonder if Pakistani liberals have as much sympathy for Shias as they do for Ahmedis.

True - it appears that a few dead shias are not enough to create a song and dance - but good enough to stonewall and deny...

Well - I doubt if you have had the opportunity to take a close look at people's bottoms after they are powdered and perfumed. The appearance and odor are only skin deep and there is a deluge of crap millimeters away. But it is possible to have the same experience in other places I guess..

A_Gupta · Post by **A_Gupta** » 02 Sep 2010 06:39

A Pakistani criticism of Selig Harrison's article:
http://cafepyala.blogspot.com/2010/09/c ... rison.html

A_Gupta · Post by **A_Gupta** » 02 Sep 2010 06:52

shiv,
LOL!

A_Gupta · Post by **A_Gupta** » 02 Sep 2010 06:58

Balochistan Liberation Army refrigerator magnets:
http://www.zazzle.com/the_balochistan_l ... 5856533075

rgsrini · Post by **rgsrini** » 02 Sep 2010 07:01

Pakistani farmers in desperate need of wheat seeds: FAO
Oh! But I thought they had prior experience in bartering F16 for wheat...

abhishek_sharma · Post by **abhishek_sharma** » 02 Sep 2010 07:11

Stunning photos of the Pakistani floods

http://www.slate.com/id/2265722/

abhishek_sharma · Post by **abhishek_sharma** » 02 Sep 2010 07:25

Pak U-turn: Can’t give voice samples of 26/11 plotters

http://www.indianexpress.com/news/pak-u ... rs/676188/

We should give them $100 million!!

chilarai · Post by **chilarai** » 02 Sep 2010 07:42

Headline
From bad to farce! Now ball cheat Shahid Afridi leads tarnished Pakistan

arun · Post by **arun** » 02 Sep 2010 07:47

How is it possible in a country self claimed to have been formed as a safe haven for the Muslim’s of the Indian sub-continent and an Islamic Republic to boot, that days deemed to be of sanctity to the followers of Islam turn out to be “sensitive” from the standpoint of being subject to lethal violence purely on grounds of sectarian differences between Muslims?

Hazrat Ali’s (RA) martyrdom day termed ‘most sensitive’

Back in June of this year there was this news item:

Friday declared sensitive in Lahore

abhishek_sharma · Post by **abhishek_sharma** » 02 Sep 2010 08:06

On Paaki cricketers

The fibbers off the field

http://www.indianexpress.com/news/The-f ... eld/676200

arun · Post by **arun** » 02 Sep 2010 08:09

It will be interesting to see if the USD 45 Billion damage which is around a quarter of the Islamic Republic of Pakistan’s GDP results in a material cut back in the extravagant expenditure on the armed forces of the Islamic Republic of Pakistan.

I however doubt that a material cut back in the extravagant expenditure on the armed forces of the Islamic Republic of Pakistan will actually take place:

Floods inflict $43bn damage: PM

Dipanker · Post by **Dipanker** » 02 Sep 2010 08:24

rgsrini wrote:Pakistani farmers in desperate need of wheat seeds: FAO
Oh! But I thought they had prior experience in bartering F16 for wheat...

Well last time they wanted F-16 and got wheat instead, this time they want wheat so they will have to send some of the F-16 back! It's only fair that they do that.

Mihaylo · Post by **Mihaylo** » 02 Sep 2010 08:52

Dipanker wrote:
rgsrini wrote:Pakistani farmers in desperate need of wheat seeds: FAO
Oh! But I thought they had prior experience in bartering F16 for wheat...
Well last time they wanted F-16 and got wheat instead, this time they want wheat so they will have to send some of the F-16 back! It's only fair that they do that.

I thought they got Soya Beans instead of the F-16s

-M

Prem · Post by **Prem** » 02 Sep 2010 08:54

A_Gupta wrote:I wonder if Pakistani liberals have as much sympathy for Shias as they do for Ahmedis.

Do you mean Pakistani Labradoodle and the MPeeTeePee ( More Paki Than Paki) Indian Croodle picking lices from each others head?.

pgbhat · Post by **pgbhat** » 02 Sep 2010 08:55

Pakistani paramilitary soldiers (at right) stand guard outside a building after an unidentified gunmen fired shots during a Shiite Muslim mourning procession in Karachi on September 1, 2010. Three suicide bombers struck in Pakistan's eastern city of Lahore on September 1, killing 18 people and wounding 143 during the mourning procession, police and rescue officials said. Pakistan has been hit by a wave of Islamist militant attacks over the past three years which many attribute to Islamabad's alliance with Washington and the US-led war against the Taliban in neighbouring Afghanistan.

Source

A man reacts over explosions as protesters burn vehicles in Lahore, Pakistan on Wednesday, Sept. 1, 2010. Three suicide bombs ripped through a Shiite Muslim religious procession in the eastern Pakistani city of Lahore on Wednesday, killing many people and wounding dozens, police said.

Source

Prem · Post by **Prem** » 02 Sep 2010 09:03

shiv wrote:
A_Gupta wrote:I wonder if Pakistani liberals have as much sympathy for Shias as they do for Ahmedis.
True - it appears that a few dead shias are not enough to create a song and dance - but good enough to stonewall and deny...

Well - I doubt if you have had the opportunity to take a close look at people's bottoms after they are powdered and perfumed. The appearance and odor are only skin deep and there is a deluge of crap millimeters away. But it is possible to have the same experience in other places I guess..

Jeenah Bhai was Shee-aa too. Shee-aa, Shoo- Shoo Shuuni and Pakistan always live in close aprroximity.

nachiket · Post by **nachiket** » 02 Sep 2010 09:09

Seen on deaf and dumb forum, written by a pious purelander who seems to have finally seen the light..

and a question springs to my mind
for a "religious" Pakistani what is a difference between a good taliban and a bad taliban and a smart taliban

a good taliban is one who specialises in killing shia's as a part of his faith (Sipha Sahaba, lusker Jhangvi, TTP)

a bad taliban is one who kills indiscriminately and can include Sunnis too

a smart Taliban is one who (after seeing the public outcry) blames it on CIA, Blackwater and RAW.

Singha · Post by **Singha** » 02 Sep 2010 10:00

BBC

Pakistan landlords 'diverted flood water'
World Food Program high energy biscuits are dropped from a Pakistan Army helicopter during an aid mission - 24 August 2010 Aid is dropped to those who do not want to be lifted out of the flood zone

A senior Pakistani diplomat has called for an inquiry into allegations that rich landowners diverted water into unprotected villages during the floods to save their own crops.

UN ambassador Abdullah Hussain Haroon said there was evidence that landowners had allowed embankments to burst.

This led to waters flowing away from their land, he said.

More than 1,600 people have died in the floods, which have affected about 17 million people.

"Over the years, one has seen with the lack of floods, those areas normally set aside for floods have come under irrigation of the powerful and rich," Mr Haroon told the BBC's HardTalk programme.

"It is suggested in some areas, those to be protected were allowed, had allowed, levies to be burst on opposite sides to take the water away. If that is happening the government should be enquiring."

At the height of the floods, it is estimated that one-fifth of the country - an area the size of Italy - was underwater.

The flood waters are beginning to drain away to the Arabian Sea but inundations continue in parts of Sindh province.

amdavadi · Post by **amdavadi** » 02 Sep 2010 10:05

^^^ SDRE RAA agent.....

Paquis are talking about flood damage to be around 34b, because their external debt is aroud 37b..

Murugan · Post by **Murugan** » 02 Sep 2010 10:29

‘Pak defence team treated like terrorists’

Washington: The increasingly frayed ties between Washington and Islamabad unravelled a little more this week after a slew of misunderstandings led to a Pakistani military team being offloaded from a commercial flight. In retaliation, Pakistan scrubbed the visit and recalled the team despite a Pentagon apology.

It all began when a nine-member group of high-ranking Pakistani military officers boarded United Airlines flight 727 at Washington Dulles airport to Tampa for a visit to the US Central Command HQ on a US invite. According to the Pakistani version, a tired member of the team, which had just arrived in the US after a long journey, said, “I hope this is my last flight,’’ or words to that effect. The comment was either reported by a flyer or overheard by a crew member. In either case, it was misconstrued, or “deemed inappropriate’’, according to the airline. Ground officials were notified even as the plane was ready to depart. Armed securitymen boarded the plane and the officer was asked to disembark. Moments later, the whole team was offloaded.

Washington: The offloading of a highlevel Pakistani military team at Washington Dulles airport following an “inappropriate’’ comment by a member resulted in the Tampa-bound plane being held up for more than 40 minutes. Many of the passengers, scared by the commotion, disembarked and rebooked on other flights.

The delegation from Islamabad said it was refused telephonic access to the Pakistani embassy and airport security officials declined to recognize letters of invitations from the hosts and explanations about the innocuous remark made by one of the officers. By the time the matter was sorted out several hours later, ending with an apology from the Pentagon for the fracas and United Airlines offering to rebook the team on another flight, an angry Islamabad had directed the team return to home in protest against the treatment.

This is not the first time that Pakistanis have taken offence to treatment at American airports, a theme that forms part of a growing South Asian narrative about racial profiling and
discrimination at the hands of US security.

The Pakistani delegation claimed they were well-behaved and courteous, submitted to questioning and furnished all possible proofs and documentation about their bonafides; it was the US security officials who were abrasive. “They did not let them speak and treated them like terrorists,’’ a Pakistani official was quoted as saying. ‘The investigators were unprofessional, junior officials.’’

In any event, the episode adds to a growing body of incidents that have led the two countries and their militaries to mistrust each other.

TOIlet 2nd Sept 2010

svinayak · Post by **svinayak** » 02 Sep 2010 11:38

Rahul Shukla wrote:Pakistan says it's not aware of India's $20M offer for flood relief (CNN)

Villagers run toward an Afghan helicopter that is supporting the Pakistani army relief operation as it delivers food in Baluchistan province.

India could send money to Afghan govt which could give it to the people/.

Villagers pull a loaded donkey cart through flood waters on the outskirts of Shehdadkot in Sindh province.

RajeshA · Post by **RajeshA** » 02 Sep 2010 11:39

The donkey deserves a Hilal-e-Pakistan!

chandrabhan · Post by **chandrabhan** » 02 Sep 2010 12:32

Gurus,
I am really surprised at the gullibility of the west with respect to Pak is satan. Where is the 120+ average IQ that the average anglo-saxon is supposed to possess? What in heaven's name they expect to get out of TSP? How can they believe that someboby can come out with the number like, 13000 bridges destroyed, 20000000000000 acres of crops gone within 2 days of floods and also put a number of flood affected to 17.8 million and then round it off to 20 million in just 3 days?

Even if I assume that 20% of TSP land is under water, it does not mean 20% population as bulk of Population lives in Pakjab and that is more or less safe.

Can somebody challenge these numbers and convey to the powers that be. How magically these numbers keep on coming out of Musharraf - $14 billion worth of crops or food stocks destroyed! hilll aaaa rrrrious . Pakistan is a fertile land and on an average there are 2 crops and some parts have 3 crops. Only one of it is destroyed right now( if 100%) which i don't agree as Rice can still be cultivated in these fields- well majority of them. This $ figure brings the overall agri contribution to $28 billion for 2 crops(Just doubling the numbers, what about 3rd crop in upper Punjab) and they claim agriculture contributes around 23% of their GDP.

How big is the GDP then? They claim it to be anywhere between $155-160 billion

Accepting that 20% of the land is under water and lot of them are urban areas too( We don't store wheat in our houses in small towns and cities, storage happens only in villages atleast in India).

20% of land under water, destruction is $14 billion
100% of land under water, destruction is $70 billion
But wait it is only for one season assuming 2 crops minimum, Shd i add $70 billion worth of food stuff or food some deflator but farmers don't keep more than 1 year of food stocks in any case. In case of pakistan it will be even less as most of them are landless and subsistence farmers.

Or is it about the national wealth factor?

What is their foreign debt ? Should be close to $38 billion plus Chillur..

abhishek_sharma · Post by **abhishek_sharma** » 02 Sep 2010 13:19

India hands over another dossier on Headley

http://www.dailytimes.com.pk/default.as ... 2010_pg7_6

Pranav · Post by **Pranav** » 02 Sep 2010 13:32

abhishek_sharma wrote:India hands over another dossier on Headley

http://www.dailytimes.com.pk/default.as ... 2010_pg7_6

Pak U-turn: Can’t give voice samples of 26/11 plotters http://www.expressindia.com/latest-news ... rs/676188/

Aditya_V · Post by **Aditya_V** » 02 Sep 2010 14:49

Here we go, not suprising But one Y has aldready been blamed, looking for the 2 Y's to be blamed.

Pakistani paper blames India for 'fixing' scandal

http://cricket.rediff.com/report/2010/s ... candal.htm

SSridhar · Post by **SSridhar** » 02 Sep 2010 14:59

Aditya_V wrote:Here we go, not suprising But one Y has aldready been blamed, looking for the 2 Y's to be blamed.

Why is it silent about the Jewish connection ?

The mention of Chota Rajan gives away the involvement of Dawood Ibrahim.

shravan · Post by **shravan** » 02 Sep 2010 15:56

Al-Qaeda makes a point with Lahore attack
By Syed Saleem Shahzad

Dilbu · Post by **Dilbu** » 02 Sep 2010 16:08

chandrabhan wrote: What is their foreign debt ? Should be close to $38 billion plus Chillur..

Flood loss estimates rise to $43bn: PM

ISLAMABAD: The federal cabinet was informed on Wednesday that economic losses inflicted by the floods were estimated at $43 billion, almost equal to the expenditures incurred on the war on terror over the past nine years.

Pakis sure know how to beg, borrow and steal.

Dilbu · Post by **Dilbu** » 02 Sep 2010 16:28

Pakistan's Mehsud charged in CIA killings

(Reuters) - U.S. prosecutors have charged the leader of the Pakistani Taliban, Hakimullah Mehsud, in the plot that killed seven CIA employees at a U.S. base in Afghanistan last December.

Shreeman · Post by **Shreeman** » 02 Sep 2010 16:44

I have to ask a simple question. How can the pure army get away with feeding the 10,000 soldiers (and many more workers) of the taller than mountains fliend with a) alcohol, b) pork? Heck they are farming pigs for the purpose. Does no one notice? Or is the work given out to Christians like the murree beer/wine? How can they work with the land of sweet and sour pork without it ever coming up or getting eaten accidentally?

Philip · Post by **Philip** » 02 Sep 2010 16:55

Biting the hand that feeds it and cutting off one's nose to spite one's face,Paki ISI "Sharia" style!

Pakistan blocks UK offer of military aid for flood victims
Pakistan's intelligence agency has blocked a UK offer of military aid for flood victims amid a row that is threatening to overshadow Nick Clegg's visit to the country.

By Rob Crilly in Islamabad and James Kirkup
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldne ... ctims.html

The Deputy Prime Minister will on Wednesday visit Pakistan, the most senior Coalition minister to do so since David Cameron angered the country's government by suggesting it turned a blind eye to some forms of terrorism.

The Daily Telegraph has learned that as part of the continuing spat over the Prime Minister's remarks, Pakistan's intelligence agency has blocked an offer of British military aid for millions of flood victims. RAF planes have flown emergency aid supplies into Pakistan, but sources in Islamabad and London have confirmed that the Inter Services Intelligence agency has blocked any role for British forces on the ground in the country.

Ministry of Defence offered to send teams to help distribute aid to the 17 million people affected by weeks of monsoon rains. It is understood the offer included logistics support and medical personnel. Sources said the UK had made an "open-ended" offer of assistance.

The person said: "Pakistan has refused the assistance offered by the British administration and it's a ... way to send a message to the international community that if you are a friend of my enemy then you are also my enemy."

The above report if any doubt was there, exposes once and for all the most diabolic role that the ISI plays and its influence in ruining Pak and attempting to ruin the ROW and India in particular.This role cannot but take its orders from the Paki army chief of the day,in this case Gen.Kill-Any,the "Vulture".Taking into acount also the ongoing cricket scandal involving the Paki team, the following can be concluded.

The Paki establishment PCB,etc.are refusing to suspend the players accused until proven guilty.many say that the entire episode is a "Conspiracy" against Pak.I think after much deliberation that the Pakis are right.There is indeed a great "Conspiracy" at work,but not in the manner claimed by the Pakis.In actual fact,the great conspiracy is to "Save Pak" at any cost.If one has been carefully watching the unfolding events,from immediate outrage and demands for trying the players for treason,we now hear not just from the Pakis,but also from certain sections in the west,that we must not "ban the entire Paki team",but only punish the guilty "few",that too only if they're found guilty! I haven't come across in my entire lifetime any sting operation where the evidence presented was so damning.The PCB has tried to "stump" everyone by saying that "no suspensions until proven guilty"..."but if found,will spare none.."What has it actually done?It has sent senior PCB members to London and summoned the Paki players accused for explanations.
This is a gigantic fraud.The PCB has summoned the players so that they can work out a common stand and gameplan in their defence! At all costs the Paki team must not be banned so that the match-fixing and cricket circus to divert the masses attention (like Roman circuses) can go on.That is the true task of the PCB,which is willing to make small sacrifices of their guilty players perhaps,at least the one's who were caught in the act.Even here there are calls from the western gallery not to impose "lifetime bans" on the guilty,or the Paki teram."Why should the innocent suffer for the sake of a few guilty?",is the clarion cry.But the truth is that the entire team and PCB are indeed guilty.What did the former OZ Paki team coach say on telly of his experience in Pak? That a player he dropped HAD to be included a selector said,or else,his daughter would be kidnapped! He had to appeal to Gen.Musharrat to intervene!

This makes it abundantly clear,if there was any doubt that the Paki army calls the shots on everything,especially terrorism and cricket.I posted earlier how a Paki "businessman" told me and others,that he was present at a gathering of generals,etc.,when the then PCB chairman,a Paki general called Dawood on his friends behalf to confirm that an on-going Indo-Pak ODI match (India then on top) had indeed been "fixed" in favour of Pak,and that he,"D" also had a famous Indian player "in his pocket",and so it all came to pass as planned!

Surrounded by crises,the Paki establishment,headed by the generals and legendary "crore commanders",have but one objective,saving their interests.Thus in flood relief,the first to be "saved" are their own clansmen,their lackeys,hitmen and their villages,at the expense of poor powerless paki peasants."Save Jacobabad at all cost and send flood waters elsewhere",has been the watchword.After the Wikileaks,David Cameron's tirade against Pak for its duplicity and perfidy,aid from the international community fed up with betrayal at every instance and deceitful Paki-speak,have not risen to the pleas from Pakiland for voluminous aid.Instead,like the Biblical Pharaoh that Moses confronted,the west's hearts have "hardened".The Paki UN ambassador tried to obfuscate the hard Q's fired at him on the BBC's "Hard Talk" show.But his plea was the same as that of the PCB,etc."Help us,give us more aid,don't punish the nation for the sake of a few.The international community must do more..we are doing so much...blah,blah".Betweeen words was the unspoken threat that if Pak sank,the ungodly would take over.How is it so when he spoke that the infrastructure was so bad that local relief was thus affected,could other paki official reports say that "50,000 Taliban" were at work recruiting affected Pakis,blackmailing them into joining them witholding food and aid! If the Paki Taliban could get to the afflicted so quickly,what about the Paki army? This might bear out the accusations that the top politicos and their ilk were being helped first by the army.

Thus the "Save Pak" campaign sails on.Despite overwhelming evidence of paki cricketeers guilt-the sting films,as with the 26/11 evidence-Kasab being caught,Wikileaks top secret US documents of Paki/ISI duplicity,the Pakis deny everything saying that a "conspiracy" (by India,Israel,the west,etc.) is at work and threaten to stop helpng the US/West in its Afghanistan quagmire unless it is pardoned and plied with presents "forever and ever".

So watch how the latest expose of Paki perfidy will ultimately fizzle out.The Pakis will yet again be let off the hook.How can a few corrupt cricketeers compare with the lives of western soldiers? A few "Goats" will be sacrificed this Ramzan,but the rot at the top will remain.As a fish rots from the head,the hydra-headed Paki monster,the Paki army/ISI and its other nefarious tentacles of state,will continue to blackmail the west into feeding it's insatiable appetite for arms,aid and tacit "wink and nod" permission to continue its terrorist war against India.

Dilbu · Post by **Dilbu** » 02 Sep 2010 16:58

Shreeman wrote:I have to ask a simple question. How can the pure army get away with feeding the 10,000 soldiers (and many more workers) of the taller than mountains fliend with a) alcohol, b) pork? Heck they are farming pigs for the purpose. Does no one notice? Or is the work given out to Christians like the murree beer/wine? How can they work with the land of sweet and sour pork without it ever coming up or getting eaten accidentally?

Who says TSP is feeding tarrell than mountain fauj? It is the other way round. TSP gets extra backsheesh and thandaars for hosting PLAboys. Anyway ever heard of taqqiya?

enqyoob · Post by **enqyoob** » 02 Sep 2010 17:46

How can they believe that someboby can come out with the number like, 13000 bridges destroyed, 20000000000000 acres of crops gone within 2 days of floods and also put a number of flood affected to 17.8 million and then round it off to 20 million in just 3 days?

Ah! Glad someone asked. Same algorithm used to estimate Protest Crowds in "Indian-Occupied Kashmir" by the pakis and their Indian musharraf-kissers. Ask shiv about this pls.

Philip · Post by **Philip** » 02 Sep 2010 17:50

Paki PCB blackmail!

Pakistan match-fixing claims: PCB chairman insists accused trio could play in ODIs
The Pakistan Cricket Board appeared to be on collision course with the English authorities and the International Cricket Council on Wednesday night after the PCB chairman indicated that three players implicated in spot-fixing allegations could be selected for the forthcoming Twenty20 and one-day series.

EXcerpts:

*The three players travelled to London on Wednesday for meetings with the PCB and their lawyers. They will meet with the Pakistan High Commissioner on Thursday, and they are expected to attend interviews with Metropolitan Police before the end of the week.

The presence of any of the trio in the Pakistan side that takes the field in Cardiff on Sunday would undermine the credibility of the game and raise doubts about the viability of five one-day internationals to come.

*On Wednesday night, however, after a full day of negotiations at a west London hotel, the PCB chairman Ijaz Butt appeared to suggest that unless the three players are charged with criminal offences they will be available for selection.

“We cannot decide [about whether the three play] on the basis of allegations,” Butt told the BBC. “Unless we charge someone, they are free to do whatever they want.”

Butt’s suggestion that the PCB will consider the trio for selection raises the prospect of a deeply damaging stand-off between the Pakistan authorities and world cricket’s governing body.

*The ICC is deeply reluctant to force a member board’s hand and is acutely aware of the complications posed by the Metropolitan Police inquiry.

With a criminal inquiry ongoing the ICC and PCB will not want to be seen to prejudice the inquiry by suspending the players on the basis of allegations.

*The ECB, meanwhile, is hopeful that the influence of chairman Giles Clarke, who chairs the ICC’s Pakistan Task Group, will help persuade the PCB towards a compromise.

*The deeply political nature of Pakistani cricket is also a complicating factor. The PCB is relying on the Pakistani government for advice, and with questions already being asked at home as to whether there is a “conspiracy” against the country, all the elements for a stand-off are in place.

Senior sources said that they remain hopeful of reaching a compromise position that would see the three players declared “unavailable for selection” for Sunday’s game because of a lack of preparation time.

They will clearly be unavailable for Thursday’s warm-up match against Somerset and the Pakistan board could reasonably argue that their lack of practice for the short form of the game precludes them from selection.

Such a position would offer a reasonably dignified solution in the short-term, but it remains to be seen if the PCB, which is ultimately responsible for selection, will acquiesce to the significant pressure coming from the rest of the game.

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/sport/cricke ... -ODIs.html

PS:"Compromise,compromise...",Paki perfidy is getting away yet again just as it did after 26/11.

shiv · Post by **shiv** » 02 Sep 2010 17:54

enqyoob wrote:
How can they believe that someboby can come out with the number like, 13000 bridges destroyed, 20000000000000 acres of crops gone within 2 days of floods and also put a number of flood affected to 17.8 million and then round it off to 20 million in just 3 days?
Ah! Glad someone asked. Same algorithm used to estimate Protest Crowds in "Indian-Occupied Kashmir" by the pakis and their Indian musharraf-kissers. Ask shiv about this pls.

Its a special subject called Assphuck maths:

For example how do you asstimate the exact number of the 500,000,00,0000 mourners in the funeral procession below? Kiyananybody count the 535,643 dead bodies too and give an asstimated figure?

shiv · Post by **shiv** » 02 Sep 2010 18:07

RajeshA wrote:The donkey deserves a Hilal-e-Pakistan!

Which donkey? The nice one with the ears or the ones on the side?

Look carefully at the photo. You can see 7 destroyed bridges and two damaged roads.