Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv Newj

negi · Post by **negi** » 13 Nov 2010 12:46

Pie the way I pooch

Ye Musharraf ka gala itna sureela kaise ? Ye Amritraj ke Amrit ka asar hai ya Mullen ki Moolee ka ?

*sharam*

Lalmohan · Post by **Lalmohan** » 15 Nov 2010 18:48

aur petraes ki paTTi ka kya?

aur pahle to colin ka column bhi tha...

mushy ne sab ko has ke gale lagaya...

Pranav · Post by **Pranav** » 15 Nov 2010 18:49

James B wrote:The Wh*ore called TSP

Mullahs please explain the two bumps in the bed.

Lalmohan · Post by **Lalmohan** » 15 Nov 2010 19:52

^^^ harns aaf the goat (GWOT)

Prem · Post by **Prem** » 15 Nov 2010 22:39

HU iz hidding unddar da bed ?

Lalmohan · Post by **Lalmohan** » 15 Nov 2010 22:46

no no, Hu is in the cupboard or maybe hanging from the chandelier
when unkil jumps on the hookah
then Hu will jump on unkil's back
unkil will become maulana sandwich

Anujan · Post by **Anujan** » 15 Nov 2010 23:00

http://www.dailytimes.com.pk/default.as ... 2010_pg1_2

Zardari added that if China used Pakistan’s warm waters for mutual benefit, the country would facilitate by all means

Does pakistan have warm water theje days? I still rememper my nanha moojahid days, when we were asked to use papers phrom our textbooks.....

Lalmohan · Post by **Lalmohan** » 15 Nov 2010 23:07

pakistan daily produces warm water by passing through musharrafic irrigation process, hu says pakistani leaders are useless?!?

amdavadi · Post by **amdavadi** » 15 Nov 2010 23:28

Only warm water chi-panda is going to see in porkiland is pakis pissing....

Pulikeshi · Post by **Pulikeshi** » 15 Nov 2010 23:31

Hu says "Piss be upon Him!"?

Mahendra · Post by **Mahendra** » 16 Nov 2010 00:49

Mullahs please explain the two bumps in the bed.

Madam Jalebi's testikals

Mahendra · Post by **Mahendra** » 16 Nov 2010 01:06

Zardari added that if China used Pakistan’s warm waters for mutual benefit, the country would facilitate by all means

Kweschan is whether Cheeni mijjile is long and strang enough to reach Pakistan's warm watars for myoochual benifit.

krisna · Post by **krisna** » 16 Nov 2010 01:45

“gola is an idiot! kamando is a madman!”

Prem · Post by **Prem** » 16 Nov 2010 03:34

O yee all da jung Testronosauric Moojahidsz oph Benis sutra
Bhaat kan be kalled da pheminine bersion of Poak Sookra

A Poakin
B Poakri
C Poakan
D Poakita
E...

niran · Post by **niran** » 16 Nov 2010 06:28

Prem wrote:O yee all da jung Testronosauric Moojahidsz oph Benis sutra
Bhaat kan be kalled da pheminine bersion of Poak Sookra

A Poakin
B Poakri
C Poakan
D Poakita
E...

AoA
da answer eez

E.....all oph above

salam

jamwal · Post by **jamwal** » 16 Nov 2010 11:41

Methinks Roosee ex-prejident looks unsatisphied bith the bayment that we sent phor JF-17 Thundaar Baandar. Maybe some jahil in charge phorgot backing bajeline ??

rohiths · Post by **rohiths** » 16 Nov 2010 13:31

^^
How? Bhy? Bhere?
Putin with goat !!!!

naren · Post by **naren** » 16 Nov 2010 13:35

Lalmohan wrote:no no, Hu is in the cupboard or maybe hanging from the chandelier
when unkil jumps on the hookah
then Hu will jump on unkil's back
unkil will become maulana sandwich

Hu's money doo joo think eet eej ?

Hu lovej to ishtay in the clojet and watch onlee. Unkil is "too big" for Hu to inphiltrate. Inphact, eberyone is "too big" for Hu.

Salam.

harbans · Post by **harbans** » 16 Nov 2010 21:24

From Deff:

Guys there is no need to get abusive. Counter these rats, dark, ugly, skinny and thin-legged brahmindians with logic and facts.

Anujan · Post by **Anujan** » 16 Nov 2010 21:30

^^^^

Whoa!! 400% accurate!! Who ij coming to lahore with me phor bolishing our logics?

Lalmohan · Post by **Lalmohan** » 16 Nov 2010 23:07

Ju think Hu has Nodong?
no
Hu has Dongfeng!
unkil is getting feng-shui'ed
the sun rises in the east my taller and deeper friend

RajeshA · Post by **RajeshA** » 16 Nov 2010 23:23

harbans wrote:From Deff:

Guys there is no need to get abusive. Counter these rats, dark, ugly, skinny and thin-legged brahmindians with logic and facts.

Pakistani in Istanbul at a tea-stand to an elderly Turkish gentleman: Are joo mai father? We do look alike, joo konow!
Gentleman: Get lost, you SDRE!
Pakistani: Abba jaaaaaaaan! Where are joooooo?

James B · Post by **James B** » 17 Nov 2010 00:25

Bakistani Bolitician's high ishtandards of deco-rum

at 23 seconds

Prem · Post by **Prem** » 17 Nov 2010 00:32

arr jew shaying Poakistan like Asslam iz an exberiment en surch oph phatherhood too?
Poakz and Poakriz arr phurst gynetically modiefed kreatures oph dark. Da phurts joing oph phour legged yand 2 legged shpecies on yeath getting da brian oph phormer yand bodie oph latter.

RajeshA · Post by **RajeshA** » 17 Nov 2010 02:47

Poakistan is GM crap!

Mahendra · Post by **Mahendra** » 17 Nov 2010 03:11

Joo meen Jinneticaly modified Crap

Ashley Kravitz · Post by **Ashley Kravitz** » 17 Nov 2010 03:32

Birathers,

EEz thees pingrezi ?

Prem · Post by **Prem** » 17 Nov 2010 05:11

Mahendra wrote:Joo meen Jinneticaly modified Crap

Yea
Jooew made Duniya's phurst Jinnetikally Modified Crap

jamwal · Post by **jamwal** » 17 Nov 2010 11:19

Reajun bhy Bakistanis hate Yindians fencing oph Internashunal baardar

niran · Post by **niran** » 17 Nov 2010 14:14

^^^ In Bakistan once there lived a big
And wonderfully clever pig.
To everybody it was plain
That Piggy had a massive brain.
He worked out sums inside his head,
There was no book he hadn't read.
He knew what made an airplane fly,
He knew how engines worked and why.
He knew all this, but in the end
One question drove him round the bend:
He simply couldn't puzzle out
What LIFE was really all about.
What was the reason for his birth?
Why was he placed upon this earth?
His giant brain went round and round.
Alas, no answer could be found.
Till suddenly one wondrous moment
All in a flash he he felt bijjli up his mushy
He jumped up like a ballet dancer
And yelled, "By gum, I've got the answer!"
"They want my bacon slice by slice
"To sell at a tremendous price!
"They want my tender juicy chops
"To put in all the butcher's shops!
"They want my pork to make a roast
"And that's the part'll cost the most!
"They want my sausages in strings!
"They even want my chitterlings!
"The butcher's shop! The carving knife!
"That is the reason for my life!"

AoA yand salam

shiv · Post by **shiv** » 17 Nov 2010 15:07

Prem wrote:
Mahendra wrote:Joo meen Jinneticaly modified Crap
Yea
Jooew made Duniya's phurst Jinnetikally Modified Crap

Jinnahtically modiphied crap.

darshhan · Post by **darshhan** » 17 Nov 2010 17:39

Arap phather of bakis found

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_k1JNo0d ... re=related

[youtube]_k1JNo0duG4&feature=related[/youtube]

Lalmohan · Post by **Lalmohan** » 17 Nov 2010 17:43

in bakistan dhaga, jagguddin says that dron-e-charya iskored century in bangi-dar village
i dont understand
if bang-i-dar is there, then howfor faujis are doing so much gubo?
eej that what make them so brave?

Mahendra · Post by **Mahendra** » 18 Nov 2010 01:09

Astagfirullah!

In Benis dhaaga Bakistan Bamela Anderson shooting cobulation scene in the Pakjabi version of her movie Barb Wire and Arab displaying love for Musharaff is safe for work?

Prem · Post by **Prem** » 18 Nov 2010 01:39

Holy TDAM, Arabic Musharaf , Umm Pakistan , store house yall da material needed phor da salivation oph Poak peeple . Dhere iz no Musharraf but holy Mushharf and Pakistan iz da broduct of Holy Musharraf.

Holey Mushaffrae aise ki har Musharraf me Poak Nikle
Bahut nikle sooside bummer,Insaan kum Nikle.
( Bum=IED Muabarak)
( TDAM=Tall Dark Arabic Musharraf)

Mahendra · Post by **Mahendra** » 18 Nov 2010 02:14

What then is the difference between holy musharaff and hole e musharaff? Whyphor the Amirkhans call the latter Ass-e-hole and call the former holy sh1t?

Mahendra · Post by **Mahendra** » 18 Nov 2010 02:17

Newton's law of loose motion

A Pak fauji in loose motion will continue to remain in loose motion until the Americans broker a cease fire with Indian Fauj

Prem · Post by **Prem** » 18 Nov 2010 02:28

Well, well, well, anodher rebelation,
Maha-al-ullah
Da Bumella Udder-saans oph Bassketstan waz just getting trained phor ADGM mizzle laanch.
ADGM- Arabic Dishhkarded Genentic Maateeriaal.

Mahendra · Post by **Mahendra** » 18 Nov 2010 03:27

Or Arab Discarded Genetic Mutation

niran · Post by **niran** » 18 Nov 2010 06:56

lahole villa kuwat!! Maulana M, dat eez sekretly sekret bichore oph maulan LM with Lal Topi celebrating suksesphull launch oph rakit mard.

Salam.