Terrorist Islamic Republic of Pakistan (TSP): Oct. 20, 2010

[Pratyush]

Nawaz Sharif's 2000 pact with Saudis set to expire next month

Interesting, it the pact and his subsequest withdrawal from active politics has protected the badmash from legal action. Then the expiry and subsequent return to active politics should open the door to leagal action against him. Because if the crime was comitted then justice demands that action be taken against him.

Not sure the pakistani law of limitation and if the action will be time barred by Law.

PS:- The above agreement between Badamash and the barbarians is an example of how the TSP is not a soveriegen nation but a banana republic. That an agreement between a deposed head of state and a foriegn nation. Protects him from procecution in his home country for period of 10 years.

[Lalmohan]

yes but that foreign nation is the titular head of the ummah...

[Pratyush]

But is the Sudi king the new Khilafa. That an agreement signed by him / his regime and Badmash will be binding on the TSPG. Also the TSPG at that point of time was Musharraf. Dosent that make a triparty agreement. Which Being the case. Won't it mean that the agreement would have ended when Mush abdicated the Presiratship.............


Some confused thoughts on this matter/

[Lalmohan]

well, he is also mai-baap #3 plus ummah-head, making him an important power broker

[Brad Goodman]

Pakistan's Bollywood affair marred by piracy

Karachi had around 36 stand-alone theatres, and one multiplex with five screens, Universe Cineplex.

Mandviwalla said he wanted to give a complete cinematic experience to movie buffs in Pakistan, and was launching a digital cinema multiplex in Karachi.

"There is no 3D cinema in Pakistan; so we are introducing it by this month's end in Karachi. We will give our audience a world class experience. This will be the first ever in our country," he said.

The tickets at a multiplex cost 350 Pakistani rupees, while for a stand-alone theatre, tickets cost 250, 150 and 70 Pakistani rupees respectively for gallery, dress circle and stall.

"I love everything about Bollywood. We relate so much to the culture and the way it is presented. There is so much drama into it, so much style and glamour...it is simply amazing," gushes Zahra Lotia, a student, to this visiting IANS correspondent.

While for the older generation, Shah Rukh Khan rules the popularity charts, the youngsters prefer stars like Ranbir Kapoor, Shahid Kapoor, Kareena Kapoor and Katrina Kaif.

Among the filmmakers, Karan Johar is an overwhelming favourite.

"He is a rock star. Look at his movies, he knows how to hit the nail on the head. His larger than life movies take us to into another world altogether, where we have happy endings," said Anam Sheikh, another student.

In a nation where people have learnt to live with uncertainty and chaos, it's these Bollywood masala fares that provide much-needed relief.

"We have learnt to live our life the hard way, so our love for Bollywood gives a breather from the regular news of bloodshed and killings. Sometimes, one needs to live in the reel life as well," said beauty saloon owner Ruquia.

[Brad Goodman]

India's UNSC entry is not `if' but `when': Pakistani daily

Zahir Kazmi, who is a scholar of strategic and nuclear studies at the National Defence University, Islamabad, wrote in an article in the Dawn: 'It seems that India's entry into the elite club is not a matter of `if' but of `when'...To some, India appears to be rising at Pakistan`s cost and the prospect of the latter becoming a pawn is unnerving.'

'Letting India satiate its civil nuclear energy needs means big bucks and the prospect of containing a rising China serves as the icing on the cake. That said, America will prefer to maintain the balance of power in South Asia - not to please Pakistan but to keep a check on India's military power.'

He went on to say that Pakistan should be content that 'its geographic significance, indispensability in terms of a settlement in Afghanistan and nuclear capacity provide it security. However, the poor state of the economy and education sector, and internal instability constitute its Achilles heel'.

[Brad Goodman]

what in the world is happening

Terror plot foiled in Pakistan's capital

ISLAMABAD, Nov. 22 (Xinhua) -- A terror plot was foiled by police during an action in which 130 kilograms of explosives were recovered in a vehicle and three persons arrested in Pakistan's capital city of Islamabad on Monday, police sources said

The vehicle which traveled from Peshawar, the main city in the volatile northwest of Pakistan, was intercepted and searched while it was trying to enter Islamabad, police said.

About 130 kilograms of explosive material were recovered from the vehicle and its driver and two passengers, including a woman, were arrested.

According to police sources, the explosives can be used in making bombs

there goes my friddin t20 game

[Brad Goodman]

Nokia to Launch Pakistan’s Navigational Map

Nokia will launch a comprehensive navigational map of Pakistan with its accurate street-to-street images and information in national and local languages, Imran Mehmood General Manager Nokia Pakistan said. These maps will be made available at Ovi Maps by end next year.

you know what this means. kalapani agents can drive smoothly to their desitnations and not have to stop car in midddle of the road to ask for directions where jalebi madam can spot them

[Pratyush]

^^^

BG man that was seriously funny.

The whine is for madam jalebi

[SSridhar]

No external hand involved in terrorism: Rehman Malik
WTF ? Isn't the Bania-Brahmin Kafir involved ? Why is Rehman Malik suddenly trying to turn upside down the usual narrative ?

Federal Interior Minister Rehman Malik on Sunday ruled out the involvement of external hand in terrorism in the country, saying the locals were supporting terrorism, especially the Lashkar-e-Jhangvi (LeJ) in Karachi.

“No external hand is involved in terrorism in Pakistan,” Malik told reporters at the Karachi Airport, adding that Tehreek-e-Taliban Pakistan (TTP), al Qaeda and Lashkar-e-Jhangvi (LeJ) were all coordinating with each other and were trying to destabilise Pakistan.

I am shocked.

[anupmisra]

Nokia to Launch Pakistan’s Navigational Map

Nokia will launch a comprehensive navigational map of Pakistan with its accurate street-to-street images and information.

Nokia is an evil Yindoo Raa agent.

[Neela]

India's UNSC entry is not `if' but `when': Pakistani daily

He went on to say that Pakistan should be content that 'its geographic significance, indispensability in terms of a settlement in Afghanistan and nuclear capacity provide it security. However, the poor state of the economy and education sector, and internal instability constitute its Achilles heel'.

Eh?

Achilles was a strong man with one...I repeat...ONE weakness. Paklurks, let us do some math.

Internal instability -first Achilles' heel
Poor economy - second Achilles' heel ( Willing to let go on this...maybe both the heels were weaknesses)
Education - run out of heels.Not available
Terrorism - run out of heels. Not available.

See?! Kapiche??... you had no more heels of Achilles to make use of after the first weakness "technically". So stop borrowing heels. Better still, stop using the phrase...it has got nothing to do with you.
Pakis, their Pinglish and their Madrassa Math!

[Lalmohan]

i believe that achille's mother only held him upside down with one heel in order to dip him in the magic bath... but one might be generous and allow both heels

[Pratyush]

Neela,

You are commiting the Cardinal sin of using your brain when it comes to the utterings of a Paki official. You are henceforth requested ordered not to do so.

[RajeshA]

India's UNSC entry is not `if' but `when': Pakistani daily


He went on to say that Pakistan should be content that 'its geographic significance, indispensability in terms of a settlement in Afghanistan and nuclear capacity provide it security. However, the poor state of the economy and education sector, and internal instability constitute its Achilles heel'.

Eh?

Achilles was a strong man with one...I repeat...ONE weakness. Paklurks, let us do some math.

Internal instability -first Achilles' heel
Poor economy - second Achilles' heel ( Willing to let go on this...maybe both the heels were weaknesses)
Education - run out of heels.Not available
Terrorism - run out of heels. Not available.

See?! Kapiche??... you had no more heels of Achilles to make use of after the first weakness "technically". So stop borrowing heels. Better still, stop using the phrase...it has got nothing to do with you.
Pakis, their Pinglish and their Madrassa Math!

I don't see the problem! A pig has four heels, so Pakistan can have four (P)Achilles heels!

[Gagan]

Chee! Chee! Chee!
It pains my heart to see people use such unparliamentary language for the 'long lost biradhers' to the east

[Gagan]

Err,
Port Blair in the andamans was called Kala-Pani by the locals.
Now we have Black water operating in Pakistan.

See!!!
The yamreekis and the yindoos are joined at the hip and are conspiring against bious bakistan

[Mauli]

The real-life hero who inspired 'Border'


In the film Border, Sunny Deol, playing Brigadier Chandpuri, walks up to the last pillar on the India-Pakistan border, in spite of everyone warning him against the move as Pakistani snipers could shoot him. When I asked if Brigadier Chandpuri had actually done that, he said that he done that many times. "The enemy should know that I am there and not afraid of him. What does it mean to dominate? I cannot dominate the enemy by just sitting inside a bunker near him."

"We have the third biggest army in the world, bravest of brave soldiers and still our neighbours have the guts to trouble us," because, says Brigadier Chandpuri, "We do not retaliate."

He narrated an incident to emphasise his point. When he was a colonel, he was posted in Kashmir and only the Line of Control separated him from the enemy. The enemy once fired at his post and killed two of his men. Colonel Chandpuri retaliated and his men killed 14 personnel on the other side. After that day, Colonel Chandpuri continued to be deployed there for two years, but nobody dared to fire at him.

http://www.rediff.com/news/slide-show/s ... 101122.htm

[JE Menon]

Pakilles heels (also spelt Pachilles heels)

One for the BRF jargon dictionary

RajeshA gets this one...

[Lalmohan]

highly appropriate. achilles thought himself very TFTA and martial race. he also slaughtered the trojans like damn kaffirs and finally despite being urged not to by many, he despoiled the body of hector after killing him by dragging his body behind his chariot for nine days...

[RajeshA]

I think brutality is not really something everybody is ashamed of. Lots of people wear it as a medal of pride, as do the brainless zombies in our West. So I am hesitant to associate them with Achilles, by many still considered a hero, or anti-hero.

Still ...
Paki Loose Heels == Internal Instability, Poor Economy, Miseducation, Terrorism!

Loose Heels could mean that their TFTA status stands on shaky legs, and they could fall any time. It can also mean that their claim of being tall is bogus. They use high heels, and they are beginning to come off. Ityadi ...

[shiv]

At any rate "heel" is a good term for a Paki.

[Brad Goodman]

On the subject of heel there are few more

Out of control population gorwth. So every step they take forward in gowth takes then two step back from where they started

Military spending and debt services take away 50% of GDP

Women which form 50% (ideally) of population are kept away from education, workforce and healthcare

Now some tiny fingers defects

highest polio figures in world etc are always there. So we have undernourished, and bad health kids aspiring to be future gazis aka taimur lang

[RajeshA]

So Pakistan seems to be truly a Jinnahetically Modified Pig with countless loose heels!

[Brad Goodman]

Nokia is an evil Yindoo Raa agent.

On the topic of Nokia GPS. I have a question for Nokia as part of Users Acceptance Testing. If I go to places of interest and type Quetta Shura will be it take me to Mulla Omar?

Another easy one could be Dawood and it should lead me to his clifton residence. that will help our poor raa ajints who cannot locate him

If not then the test case fails.

[Brad Goodman]

Restricted Indian import depriving Pakistan cost advantage: Envoy

Pakistan's economy is losing out on cost and freight advantage for goods and machinery due to its "highly restricted" import list from India, Indian high commissioner Sharat Sabharwal said today.

how much long before mango abduls desperate to make ends meet ask the army and feudal RAPES to swallow their hndeeeee to allow cheaper Indian goods to flow in.

[Brad Goodman]

Home Ministry official arrested for spying?

An IAS officer working with the Home Ministry was today arrested after raids on his office and residence for allegedly leaking sensitive information.

[RajeshA]

^^^

Perhaps this belongs in the "Internal Security Watch" Thread or "Indian Interests" Thread!

[Prem]

Achiles join long list of being one of Papa Poak? Now poor dead man has to go through 2 mandatory Pakistaniat tests.

[A Arun]

CNN: Pakistan denies U.S. request to expand drone access, officials say

[hnair]

CNN: Pakistan denies U.S. request to expand drone access, officials say

Translation: Kiyani finalized the rates and drones shall appear in a few more districts.

[Theo_Fidel]

CNN: Pakistan denies U.S. request to expand drone access, officials say

Translation: Kiyani finalized the rates and drones shall appear in a few more districts.

Not so fast.

Typically these deals get consummated with a missile firing. All puns intended.

[anupmisra]

what in the world is happening
Terror plot foiled in Pakistan's capital
there goes my friddin t20 game

A firecracker compared to the 500KG used in the CID building attack.

[Prem]

http://www.dailytimes.com.pk/default.as ... 2010_pg3_3
No to blasphemy laws —Maar vei Sir meri ( Kaffir Bindi on her forehead declaring Jahaliya)

It, however, remained largely an activity of the royal courts to invoke blasphemy against Sufis or political opponents. The scourge of popular vigilantism entered Indian society after the 1860s Blasphemy Law inclusion in the India penal code. There was no looking back after this, especially after Pakistan came into being. The first major case of blasphemy that got public attention and a permanent imprint on the Muslim mind was that of Ilam Din (called Ghazi and Shaheed simultaneously). Ilam Din, as the legend goes, was an ordinary Muslim son of a carpenter and irregular mosque-goer. It was the oratory of the clerics Maulana Ahmed Saeed Dehlvi and Amir-e-Shariat in a protest meeting against the publication of a profane book against Prophet Mohammad (PBUH) that instigated the carpenter’s son to get up, hold up the dagger and stab the publisher to death. This act of murder without any conviction by a court of law (the matter was still sub judice) was hailed by all and sundry, including the entire range of Muslim political leaders. Ilam Din is still revered for this “valour”, “act of piety for sheer love of Prophet Mohammad (PBUH)” and for being “a matchless warrior”, as Dr Sir Allama Iqbal (BDY) was quoted as saying at Ilam Din’s funeral in the Encyclopaedia of World Muslims. After Pakistan came into being, we had to rely on the excessive use of Islamic symbolism to justify our existence as a separate entity from parent India, and to avoid a further breakdown through the generous provision of religious adhesive to an otherwise multi-ethnic, multi-cultural federation. The Islamisation of laws was an easy tool to adopt that outlook. It was no later than the early 1950s that pogroms against the Hindu population started in Khulna and other parts of East Pakistan, but also the fierce attacks on Ahmedis and Christians in West Pakistan. The existing Blasphemy Law provided an easy solution for pushing minorities against the wall. What is most troublesome is that even in those days popular vigilantism was allowed to let go unchecked, rather it was patronised.
The presence of these laws hints at Muslim insecurity as well of lack of confidence in our own selves. Let us not make laws for the already powerful majority. A blasphemy law without a strong blasphemy libel law is merely a tool of suppression. It is not 295-C that is the problem, it is the way we have written our statute and the way we are shaping our worldview that has become the problem. Root it out before it roots us out. Pakistan cannot afford any more shame.

( Nothing in Allah's creation can shame Poakland ,(Jinnahe laa diti loi, oudha ki karooga koi)

[Prem]

Crime without a name —Mohammad Akhtar Mengal
http://www.dailytimes.com.pk/default.as ... 2010_pg3_6

And today Pakistan, a country that came into being in the name of Islam, is using the worst inhuman methods and committing unprecedented “crimes without a name”. The crimes committed against a particular ethnic group by the dominant ethnic community and its institutions need a new name — not ethnocide or genocide. Simply, Islamabad and its powerful establishment are committing Balochcide, a systematic act committed with institutional intent to destroy Baloch society and eliminate its educated youth and politicians. Balochcide is not limited to enforced disappearances and throwing away their tortured and bullet-riddled mutilated bodies. These practices include eliminating the few available moderate political Baloch voices one by one, destroying the very unique and liberal features of Baloch society, polluting the Baloch political system by supporting Taliban elements and encouraging a culture of “crimes in uniform”.
Imagine in that kind of extreme environment, severe pain and suffering, bleeding and state of lifelessness, your son, in order to get rid of this slow motion death, agrees and accepts any kind of allegation and blame that the perpetrators put on him. And after accepting all these ‘allegations and crimes’, instead of producing him in a court — the perpetrators kill and dump him — exactly on Christmas day, a day meant to celebrate and enjoy life in Christian culture, not mourn. Furthermore, to inflict this pain on the family and community if the murderer leaves a paper with the dead body that reads: “A Gift of Christmas for the people (of a particular community).”This is exactly what happened on this Eid. not with one, two or three, but six families, communities and regions in Pakistan’s ‘Darfur’ (Balochistan).Six innocent young Baloch Student Organisation (BSO) activists, including a journalist, were killed and their bullet-riddled bodies were found in Khuzdar, Turbat, Gwadar, Kalat and Mastung during the three days of Eid. The slaughterers left a paper with the dead bodies that read: ” A Gift of Eid for the Baloch.” {Pakistan ka matlab kya hai }
No doubt Islamabad’s brutalities and Hitler-like policies against the Baloch people will not deter us from continuing our struggle nor will these terror tactics result in suppressing our feelings. Our forefathers resisted for centuries and we will do the same to teach our children that truth and freedom is more important than the consequences

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The writer is president of the Balochistan National Party and a former chief minister of Balochistan. He can be reached at [email protected]

[Brad Goodman]

Pakistan is irrelevant

In the emerging multi-polar world order, none of the major players will have any use for Pakistan. It has exhausted its utility as an ‘ally’

India’s satisfaction that US President Barack Obama’s recent visit underlined its status as a rising Asian power has obscured the larger truth that the emerging multi-polar world negates Pakistan’s role as a Janus-faced entity watching its east and west flanks on behalf of its Anglo-American patrons. Pakistan must realise it is a strategic real estate whose utility and value has changed.

Pakistan is useful to the West only in the war in Afghanistan, where it too seeks strategic depth. But the logic of this quest means Islamabad must turn irrevocably westward, turn its back on India and the elusive Jammu & Kashmir, and accept that the unrecognised implication of partition was Islam’s physical retreat from the Indian sub-continent. Also, Kabul will not be easy to dominate, and Islamabad may well trigger further instability in Federally-Administered Tribal Areas and Balochistan. It cannot support US-Israel against Iran without aggravating its own problems.

Pakistan has exhausted its utility in the international arena; it will be enough if it can save itself from implosion. Truly, it has been a short walk from being Cold War favourite to major non-NATO ally to non-usable ally. The mills of god grind slowly…

[Brad Goodman]

Old India itch gives Pak a red face in UN

A politically correct effort by the United Nations to mollify Islamabad for what its top diplomat here peevishly described as an “inadvertent” omission of Kashmir from the annual report of the Security Council has, in fact, made Pakistan the laughing stock in the world body.

An Arab diplomat at the UN, who would normally have been sympathetic to Islamabad exclaimed that “not many people even in Pakistan any longer remember that there was once a dispute between newly-independent India and Pakistan over how Hyderabad became a part of India.”

Reflecting a popular view among the UN’s membership, he regretted that Pakistan has now been caught misusing the outdated and obsolete procedures at the UN to keep alive its obsession with India and in the process weaken the credibility of the UN as a body which ought to be dealing with genuine, current threats to peace instead of a single country’s hobby horses.

[Brad Goodman]

rail gaadi news

PR seeks 20 percent raise in fares

LAHORE: Pakistan Railways General Manager Ashfaq Khattak has sent a summary to the federal government stressing 20 percent raise in train fares, a private TV channel reported on Monday. Talking to journalists, Khattak said that if the fares were not raised, it would become hard for the Railways to continue train operations. Railways has asked South Korea to launch trains on five regional routes under the open access policy. Representatives of the Korean railways called on Khattak and offered assistance, the channel said. daily times monitor

what happen to tallel than mountain friend and legenday dong fang

[Vivek_A]

Vivek I have seen the TSP display at every tradefairt that I have been to. Nothing to with the Khans.

Why, Yes. My point exactly. What stops India from banning paki exhibits at Indian fairs?

[arun]

rail gaadi news

PR seeks 20 percent raise in fares

LAHORE: {Snipped} Railways has asked South Korea to launch trains on five regional routes under the open access policy. Representatives of the Korean railways called on Khattak and offered assistance, the channel said. daily times monitor

It looks as if the Korean’s are gluttons for punishment. They certainly have not learned the lesson of giving the Islamic Republic of Pakistan a wide berth despite the difficulties faced by their earlier foray into transport services in the Islamic Republic via Daewoo Pakistan Motorway Services:

Degenerating investment