Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv Newj

Lalmohan · Post by **Lalmohan** » 24 Nov 2010 16:51

oh i see
the praije is to help dilbullah perfekt vija donation
nat to rejib vija from dilbullah

rsharma · Post by **rsharma** » 24 Nov 2010 17:54

Diyar Laalbrafessaar,

Corollary 1: If dha broof iz significantlee genooeen, that "Homo" Erectus waaj the phore-phaather of Cheeni Beebul, then it meanj Chaineej are half-birathers of Bakistaaneej.. peecauj, as the whole world knows, the first "Homo" waaj a Baakistanee..

In lite aaf dha apove menshuned Corollary.. it ishatnds to reejun that Al-Qitaab ij naat kaantradicticted.. aj Homo ij a see-na-nim far Bakistaani

Corollary 2: The direkt inferensh of Corollary 1 ij that - since the 1st Baakistaani waaj Al-Jinaah himjelf(TBUH- Turd B Upon Him), henj prooved that TooNashun thee-o-ree ij aljo naat kaantradikted..

I ree-kuesht joo to review the apove-menshuned fine-dings and kiliyar it faar buplikashun in the " LMU Scientifeek Journaal"..

(Pee Ass - Blij to find attached Dijkaunt Koupawns faar buying new Goats.. i hobe thij offering shall make my fine-dings meet jour brombt abbroval..!!!!!!!!)

Lalmohan · Post by **Lalmohan** » 24 Nov 2010 18:14

diyar sharam-sharam-uddin
much thankings phor jur fine-dings and dongs
eet grately increases LMU's knawlidj in the matter of homos and erectii
plis to come to dilbullah's kave where he has prepared some specimans for ju to try
lalpraf
pee ess, shukring for goats, always welcome (3rd wiphe has flu this week)

Prem · Post by **Prem** » 25 Nov 2010 10:09

Hurd phrom Jibreel
LMU shooting seequall to Smoak Da Poak kalled Poak Behind Goat and lukking phor nu aktors bith expberienss.

Brad Goodman · Post by **Brad Goodman** » 27 Nov 2010 05:57

Cops suspended in Pakistan for forcing women to perform 'Munni Badnam Hui'

Islamabad, Nov 26 (IANS) Officers at a police station in Pakistan's Gujranwala district had to pay a heavy price for being enamoured with the 'Dabangg' super-hit song 'Munni Badnam Hui' when they were suspended Friday for forcing three female dancers to perform it at the police station.

Three dancers of a musical troupe in Lahore were on their way to Gujranwala to perform at a marriage ceremony, but officers of the Sadhoki police station stopped them at a checkpost midway and took them to the police station, Dunya TV reported.

Having arrested the dancers, the policemen were not ready to let go the opportunity to have some fun.

They asked the dancers to perform to the Malaika Arora song 'Munni Badnam Hui' one by one. After having his wish fulfilled, the police station in-charge registered an FIR against the three dancers and detained them in lock-up.

The dancers, who could not go home even after entertaining the police officers, were only released on bail after two days.

They filed a writ petition before the session judge who ordered an inquiry after listening to their plight.

The Regional Police Officer (RPO) Gujranwala, Tariq Masood Yaseen, after conducting an inquiry, has suspended the police station in-charge Abid Farooq and the entire staff.
All of them have been detained in the same lock-up where they kept the dancers for two days while further investigation is underway.

shiv · Post by **shiv** » 30 Nov 2010 15:02

JF-17 Bundaar doing unheard of manooverj
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lo9ew6bAjLs

Lalmohan · Post by **Lalmohan** » 30 Nov 2010 16:51

NSN Wikileaks Ekjklujibh

NSN Washington DC: In startling revelations in the wikileaks diplomatic cables, it has come to light that senior US government officials including Hillary Clington, Mike Mullen, and Richard Holebroak have been seen by staffers as forcing Pakistani leaders such as Gilani, Zardari and even His Sinister Strangeloveness General Kiyani to perform mujra type dances to 'Munna Badnaam Hua' a well known Zionist adaptation of a cunning Yindu (haram) song that is currently being used to subvert the very fabric of Pakistani society, within the confines of Dupont Circle thana.

Insiders said that Gilani was made to dance in close proximity to Zardari whilst HSS Kiyani was gyrating in the background with his trousers rolled up above the knee whilst wearing a genji. Madame CLington was apparently cracking a whip whilst staffers said to each other 'see what we have to say about her!' excitedly.

Meanwhile, various tanzeems in Pakistan are very excited by the news that his Highness Al Saud has asked for various heads to be chopped off. Many were seen preparing knives and swords for the purpose.

NSN - Leaking it all over Pakistan, First

Lalmohan · Post by **Lalmohan** » 30 Nov 2010 19:43

Nikileaks: NSN reveals contents of secret moral and diplomatic cables from Islamabad

Unknown Location NWFP: Secret cables from the Moral & Diplomatic Service of Pakistan obtained at great personal risk by a secret whistleblower are blowing the lid off Pakistani diplomat's views of various world powers. NSN has obtained several of these secret, top secret, and khatarnak cables and will release them for the betterment of principled stands on democracy and human rights. We have decided to call this 400% indigenous series "Nikileaks". Some excerpts below:

1. Delhi station: "their biriyani is better than ours" unknown staffer in Delhi is reported to have said before being sent to KKH works department for re-education

2. Rawalpindi station: "Red Lips massage services are really great" apparently a reference to extensive personalised contact with Chinese intelligence and relaxation experts

3. Khurram agency: "Americans suspect nothing about the transport convoys"

4. Islamabad agency: "Gilani has itchy hands" - context not fully understood

Nikileaks will bring you more from our field staff over the coming days
NSN - Leaking it Live, Hot and Steaming

Rampy · Post by **Rampy** » 01 Dec 2010 02:15

Pakis being Paki 7 of the 11 payerz were fixed. Other 4 non pures should be hanged

http://www.timesnow.tv/4-more-players-i ... 359566.cms

archan · Post by **archan** » 01 Dec 2010 02:21

naat so jaldi rampmullah! thoje 4 are unluky as their bious deeds are not yet out in the khulla, put we all know that istarting phrom the kirkit chief down to the chaprasi-e-PCB, all are bure. Suphanallah.

Mahendra · Post by **Mahendra** » 01 Dec 2010 03:10

4 are bious witnesses

anandsgh · Post by **anandsgh** » 01 Dec 2010 16:37

NSFW / NSFH / Watch with Headphones/earplugs on!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f2gndl89 ... r_embedded

The Paki VJ Mathira got a call bious baki, showing his bakiness.

Lalmohan · Post by **Lalmohan** » 01 Dec 2010 18:03

Nikileaks Update

NSN brings you more secret cables from the Pakistan Moral and Diplomatic Service obtained at great risk by our reporters

1. Zardari does not take 10%: it has been shown through statistical analysis that for deals < $10M his fee is in fact 12.5% whereas for deals > $10M he charges anywhere between 7.86% and 9.99% depending on how many foriegn trips are thrown in or gifts are supplied for his son

2. Kiyani's dressing room: His Sinister Strangeloveness General Kiyani has a large dressing room with a number of mirrors and walk in wardrobes. Amongst the many uniforms hanging there are Batman outfits

3. Gilani's presents: surveillance shows that PM Gilani has been presented a package by HSS Kiyani. Later humint showed that it contained a Robin outfit, complete with tight green chaddi. It was unclear why there was a hole in the chaddi's rear area

4. Singh seen in dhoti: PM Singh of India was spotted shivering in his dhoti in a narrow dark place on several occaisons by the Pakistani ambassador who declined to be identified to maintain his anonymity

5. Madama Gandhi spotted in sari: rumours about the indianisation of Madame Gandhi appear to be true. She has been spotted wearing a sari in public places

6. Pak ambassador in Delhi: has decided to identify himself to avoid further embarrasment. It appears that he is regularly treated to spanking by dossier in the Indian foreign ministry as a lowly chaprasi

7. Americans suspect nothing: further evidence is pouring in that pakistan's extra smart military and the super sleuths of the ISI and the dedicated servers of the Moral & Diplomatic Corps have managed to convince the Americans that all izz vell

NSN - Hot Leaks Dribbling Daily

Lalmohan · Post by **Lalmohan** » 01 Dec 2010 21:28

Nikileaks update

NSN secret cables moral & diplomatic corps, journalist, secret, danger, blah, blah

Zardari - Kayani wants to take me out - A senior officer of the moral and diplomatic support corps was told by President Zardari that General Kiyani wants to take him out. The President was very concerned because he had not been asked out on a date before, and that too by such a dashing and handsome fauji afsar. Visibly palpitated, the President was seen to be looking through this best clothes and suits to determine what he should wear when the handsome and dashing afsar came a calling to take him out. The president also wondered where the General will be taking him out, what level of expenditure it was likely to incur and whether he should 'put out' on the first date, or hold on a little longer. When consulted, the PM Gilani advised him that he always likes to get his hands-on during the first date and after suitably groping for the way may resort to deeper penetration. The president is said to have taken this advise on board, although insiders suspect that he might play hard to get for a few attempts to keep the General waiting a little longer. Analysts hope that the general's ardour is not diminished.

NSN - nocturnally leaking

Rahul M · Post by **Rahul M** » 01 Dec 2010 22:11

birathers, mujahids and gazis,
bhat is dis viki-leaks hum hearing about ?
viki leaks bhwat ? and bhy ?

bhat are our bious deff and dumb birathers doing about it ?

yours etc,
Rah-Ul-beard-scratchi.

Prem · Post by **Prem** » 01 Dec 2010 22:22

IZ it Wiki leek or Vicky's leak ?
Ulluma haaz deklared yall dheze leeks arr ******** . Onlee Halal leek iz vazleen leek aphter abery GUBO session bi one oph 3.5 Poakanizers.

negi · Post by **negi** » 02 Dec 2010 04:19

M@chod#$% Mushy's bhijaa baj naat stamped

.

Prem · Post by **Prem** » 02 Dec 2010 09:57

Poak Jernails or Poak Pautiez , Phind da one dippherence

Prem · Post by **Prem** » 03 Dec 2010 11:02

By phor phakhre bomin Moo-she is krying .
Sapna mera toot gaya, India ne Beeza n deeya
Vazleen tho waste gayee, Ballpen pe baithna Parra.
Kanadian singing
Aajja mere Konsulate me aa, Beeza lagaon jorr se tarah
Miita dhonn yeh Kharij teri Moosharraf me mai aaj.
Ghabrana choor de tu, Chillaana chorr de thuu
Aaj laga du tugh pe Stamp mai bareee... bahutt barree
Sapna mera toot gya , Moonh se suno aaah chalilie
Annkh Khoolie tho, Dhakka Lagga
Amritraj tha peeche Kharra.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KEv0m2r- ... re=related

Narad · Post by **Narad** » 03 Dec 2010 23:52

The Ayatollah Khomeini’s Book:Sex with Children and Animals

The leader of the Iranian Revolution in 1979, Ayatollah Ruhollah Khomeini, wrote extensively on Islamic Jurisprudence. A two-volume book, which was published originally in Arabic, was called ‘Tahrir al Wasilah’. Translated into Farsi, the book is called “Tahrirolvasyleh.” Khomeini also had another treatise on Islamic rules for living, called in English,“The Little Green Book.”

It is useful to understand what an esteemed Islamic leader such as the Ayatollah teaches his followers.

Here are some excerpts from “Tahrirolvasyleh” which Muslims probably don’t want you to know about Islam:

A man can have sexual pleasure from a child as young as a baby. However, he should not penetrate vaginally, but sodomising the child is acceptable. If a man does penetrate and damage the child then, he should be responsible for her subsistence all her life. This girl will not count as one of his four permanent wives and the man will not be eligible to marry the girl’s sister… It is better for a girl to marry at such a time when she would begin menstruation at her husband’s house, rather than her father’s home. Any father marrying his daughter so young will have a permanent place in heaven.["Tahrirolvasyleh ", fourth edition, Qom, Iran, 1990]

A man can have sex with animals such as sheep, camels and so on. However, he should kill the animal after he has his orgasm. He should not sell the meat to the people in his own village, but selling the meat to a neighbouring village is reasonable.{I think he means to neighbouring countries}

If one commits the act of sodomy with a cow, a ewe, or a camel, their urine and their excrement become impure and even their milk may no longer be consumed. The animal must then be killed as quickly as possible and burned.

See-near mullahs, bliss to klear the kanphujion

Narad · Post by **Narad** » 04 Dec 2010 12:16

^^^ same source

How did I miss this

Grand Ayatollah with nanha mujahid.

abhischekcc · Post by **abhischekcc** » 04 Dec 2010 14:57

AoA Lal Mullah, You must start a Nikileaks service on Teetar bahadur.

Lalmohan · Post by **Lalmohan** » 04 Dec 2010 15:00

abhi-sheikh-chilli
eye wish eye had waqt and more cooperatibh phiredeewar!
inshallah other mujahids will oblidje
lalprafesar

Pratyush · Post by **Pratyush** » 04 Dec 2010 15:15

While sitting inside pakisatan I got a soch.

Bhat happens to the son of a mullah when he divorces his wife and then she remarries. Will he remain the son of his father or become the son of his mothers new husband.

1000 times Sorry for the lack of Pingrezi.

rohiths · Post by **rohiths** » 04 Dec 2010 18:24

^^
Bhy joo think the bious stone wimmen phor adultery ?
To brevent such kanphusion and pooches

shiv · Post by **shiv** » 04 Dec 2010 18:34

Pratyush wrote:While sitting inside pakisatan I got a soch.

Bhat happens to the son of a mullah when he divorces his wife and then she remarries. Will he remain the son of his father or become the son of his mothers new husband.

Waj he sun oph mullah in phirst blace? Or sun of mujahid who went phor 72 while his bregnant wife waj taken by Mullah phow rescue burpose?

Prem · Post by **Prem** » 05 Dec 2010 00:20

Pratyush wrote:While sitting inside pakisatan I got a soch.

Yand eye soched joo waaz going to pooch bout Poak permanent prablem oph..

"lagga Musharrf pe Daag, mitaoon kaise"
Mitaoon Kaise,Chipayoon Kaise,
laggi Mushharf me aaag , Bojhaoon kaise.
Peechy Musshararf, tigh tight Mori
Amritraj ke ho gaye Sheekar,
Ek kaffir ye Mush Ka ashiq, doosra Khara hai Tyar ...
Lagga

Anujan · Post by **Anujan** » 05 Dec 2010 09:42

Naughty naughty video which gave me bremature RPG phyrring

partha · Post by **partha** » 05 Dec 2010 11:15

^^
bhy phor the minister says demands of mullahs un-islamic? ij it un-islamic to demand sharia? that too in ijlamic republic of pakistan.

Anujan · Post by **Anujan** » 05 Dec 2010 12:11

^^
bhy phor joo are paying 400% attenshun to Moojahids while totally ignoring Kendostyx motormas?

partha · Post by **partha** » 05 Dec 2010 12:22

motormas abducted 4 policemen! thij is 400% proof that bakistani wimmens are brave

Atri · Post by **Atri** » 05 Dec 2010 20:09

jamwal · Post by **jamwal** » 05 Dec 2010 20:24

motormas abducted 4 policemen! thij is 400% proof that bakistani wimmens are brave

ermm...who bill be the bi-ass witnass now ?

Lalmohan · Post by **Lalmohan** » 05 Dec 2010 22:28

with a tight-L like "girls of the red mosque", eye got quite ekchhited phor phew momeens
but then when kaffir narrator said "turn the clock back" eye realijed that it was a yahoodi plat
theyar were no clocks in good ol' days
hain ji?

rsingh · Post by **rsingh** » 06 Dec 2010 02:09

Diyan Mullah bin Binore end Lawhori
Hab ju ar hab ju nat any nuz anout "Pindi-leak". Rumers are there that there has pin a bery big leak in Pindi.

Narad · Post by **Narad** » 06 Dec 2010 16:21

Brejenting babar kroos mijjiles mobile autonomous launchers on 12x12 Tatra vehicles.
Bhy for mard-e-momins using bink camoflage?

archan · Post by **archan** » 06 Dec 2010 16:42

AoA Bakistani truks defying aer-o-dynamic brincibles! onlee in baquistan. Even the TFTA 'khan trucks have streamlined brofiles pecause they are afraid of the wind. Bakistani trucks, on the other hand, take the wind head on! suphanallah! See!

Chinmayanand · Post by **Chinmayanand** » 06 Dec 2010 18:06

Prem wrote:Poak Jernails or Poak Pautiez , Phind da one dippherence

Is it Qaed-e-Azam in his jawa-nahi

Lalmohan · Post by **Lalmohan** » 06 Dec 2010 19:18

Nikileaks Update

NSN - unknown location within ISI HQ Pindi: Our intrepid undercover whistle blower reveals:

1. ISI's in depth sleuthing has found out that
1.a. US Codename for HSS Kiyani is "Bad Boy"
1.b. US Codename for PM Gilani is "Naughty Boy"
1.c US Codename for President Zardari is "Silly Boy"

2. ISI intercepts of secret meeting between Holbroke and HSS Kiyani
Holbroke: "You have been a very bad boy, I have to take steps to ensure that you are punished. Take that you Bad Boy!"
HSS K: "Ouch, ouch, ow... atleast use the [garbled]-line... ow!"

3. ISI intercepts of secret meeting between McChrystal and PM Gilani:
McC: "You are a very naughty boy, you've been caught with your hands on the goodies [possible reference to nuclear assets]"
PM Gilani: "Ya, so... you want some?"
McC: "What?!"
PM Gilani: "I give you good price, she like my sister, I introduce you... good price effendi!"
McC: [garbled]
ISI note: Watch PM Gilani, he may be considering unauthorised sales of special assets

4. ISI intercepts of PM Cameron meeting with President Zardari
C: "Mr President, you really have been a very silly boy indeed!"
Z: "Come come my good fellow, we are men of the world, we can talk business"
C: "I beg your pardon?"
Z: "You scratch my back, I open wider... know what I mean? We are men of the world afterall hain ji?"
C: "Oh! I thought that secret stayed in Eton!"
Z: "Look at this baby... you want some?"
C: [garbled]
Z: "Now... about Bilal..."
C: "Silly boy... put your [garbled] back on!"

ISI Note: review intercept of call between Armitage and Powell from 2004 when he mentions "Bad Boy, Naughty Boy and Silly Boy in same conversation with Pres. Musharraf. Question: have the Americans been planning a deep cover operation with Gilani and Zardari since then?

NSN - Leaking like a sieve

anupmisra · Post by **anupmisra** » 06 Dec 2010 21:25

Sacrilege. Bhaat ij going on in Swat these dins, hain ji? Little mujahids and motormas are painting raas lilas. A thousand and bun stribes to them (take abay their goats) and a thousand and joo stribes to Raa TV for corrupting our pure kulchur.