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Bhee gawt bhun ap awn yindoo kuffars yand senteries yold yindoo asstrollogy. Bhee hab disco verd tree muuns!

Yand suun bhee bhill phind tane muuns.

A tale of three moons

The progress from two Eid celebrations to three is a healthy sign. Within the next 10 years, with the help of these Muftis we will most probably be celebrating the last 10 days of Ramazan as Eid. Every mohallah, town, city and province would have separate Ruet committees and separate Eids. After all we are a democratic nation and everyone shall have equal rights in this country.

Aj rephorted een reespectcled nooj payper Yawn.

Salaam aj the muuns cum.

rajanb wrote:Bhee gawt bhun ap awn yindoo kuffars yand senteries yold yindoo asstrollogy. Bhee hab disco verd tree muuns!

Yand suun bhee bhill phind tane muuns.

A tale of three moons

The progress from two Eid celebrations to three is a healthy sign. Within the next 10 years, with the help of these Muftis we will most probably be celebrating the last 10 days of Ramazan as Eid. Every mohallah, town, city and province would have separate Ruet committees and separate Eids. After all we are a democratic nation and everyone shall have equal rights in this country.

Aj rephorted een reespectcled nooj payper Yawn.

Salaam aj the muuns cum.

It ij good only. It showj I'slam (Religion of piece) is growing only. From just 1 Eid, we habe 3 Eids now.

Inshallah, pretty soon whe will habe 33 Eids to match 33 crore gods of yindoos.

It ij good only. It showj I'slam (Religion of piece) is growing only. From just 1 Eid, we habe 3 Eids now.

Inshallah, pretty soon whe will habe 33 Eids to match 33 crore gods of yindoos.

Lahore via Kuwait! Marshallah! 1 Baki == 1 crore Yindoo? That is the significant achievement of Bakistani takenowliji. AoA!

Eye hab pooch phor Jeerga
Pliss too rid below phrom Yawndawn.kom

Ostreechis too becum sitijens oph Bakistan Yand Samosas bekum nashionaal phood

Are human lives less important than samosas and ostriches? Apparently, it seems this just might be the case in Pakistan. Why else would government leaders along with the Chief Justice have the time to pass rulings and notices on these and stay silent on the Shia killings taking place in the country?

a) Ij eet eeslaamik? Bhill eye bhee wajib-ul ostreech cutlet iph eye eat awr do udder theengs bith austreechis?
b) Bhil ebil yinddos atack uj phor samosaj aj nashiunal phood?

Plij too gib tru jawaab.

I suno hafeez saeed ij part of a band outfit. Ij he a raackstar or a paapstar hain?

Maulana Han up misri reborts that the Im da dim haj published hij elekshun man-e-fisto which sayj

PTI ... will make every government official declare their assets publicly

Doej that mean wimmins aalso? *sharm* *sharm*

Eid with pious, the immobile
Bhi hab abbr PM gipt us 'EID SUPRRIZE' by 'inactivating' mobile pones. Bhi are truly purest op pure to have mobile pones with inactivated services by our own PM.

Now be could peacefully live in 7th century, but RAA baniya agents in bakistan are adding numbers!!!

Cellular phone companies have incurred millions of rupees losses
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Around 200,000 vehicle users 'remained disconnected' from the tracker companies’ network (must be enjoying Eid)
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cargo containers were also halted for 14 hours.
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Subhanallah, truly on the way to exact and precise times of 7th century. Bhi want moar such Eid-e-fitrfor mard-e-momin-e-pakistan.

AoA.

Bangladesh beat Pak by 5 wickets in Under-19 World Cup

Townsville, Aug 25: Bangladesh captain Inamul Huque scored a century to help his team defeat Pakistan by 5 wickets and clinch the seventh position in the play off match for the under-19 World Cup on Friday here.

Bakis have been deprived of their 7th position.

Islamabad mulls options to stop US drone attacks in Pakistan

Bhat arr the options?

“We regard these strikes as illegal and unproductive,” Pakistan’s Foreign Office Spokesman Moazzam Ahmad Khan on Friday told a weekly press briefing, adding that “These attacks also violate our sovereignty , territorial integrity and are in contravention of international laws.”

Amrika repeteadly and forcefully violate baki so'virginity.

[url=xxxhttp://www.pakistantoday.com.pk/2012/08/26/new ... hia-faith/]Altaf stands by his statement on Jinnah’s Shia faith[/url]

Muttahida Quami Movement (MQM) chief Altaf Hussain on Saturday defended his statement in which he said that Quaid-e-Azam Mohammad Ali Jinnah belonged to Shia Asnae Ashary school of thought, Dawn News reported

Founding father of bakistan a kafir?

Doej bakistan need to change father to hide this shame?

Holy shiat. Djinnah was a Kafir

NSFW
Poaqnomic Sir-vices graph

archan wrote:Maulana Han up misri reborts that the Im da dim haj published hij elekshun man-e-fisto which sayj

PTI ... will make every government official declare their assets publicly

Doej that mean wimmins aalso? *sharm* *sharm*

Silly kafir, you no rememper apout phed, pakris, gadhas, oonts, beachy pottomed poys and much more ?

anujanullah al rahim, ij there a way to send a chiTTi to you? i see that i am naat authorijed to send a "private message"

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Barkistan haaz imaig broblem Yonlee!!

Imaigned Baki and reel Baki "kalb" ( daawg en Arapik)
Blleze naat to blink for 30 sekond bhile watching , Yonlee dhen joo bill phind the dippherence bitbeen MMS Poaqland and Maw Doodhi kA Poaqland.

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imran khan on blasphemy law - death by hanging is better than death by stoning.

That is like saying Shia Kaffir is better than Ahmedi kaffir

Mahendra wrote:That is like saying Shia Kaffir is better than Ahmedi kaffir

yeah.. one is either pious or kufr..

whoa! did our arap ancestors invent binary number system? time to spread some rumors..

beepuls cribbing about 11 year old girl arrested for blasphemy should realize one thing. it could have been worse. she could have been 10 year old or 8 year old!

bojitive neuj - the girl arrested for blasphemy ij naat 5 year old.

5 year old would have peen married off to some bious apdul

Lilo wrote:Looks like a new star is born.

Adeela Naureen is a freelance columnist who contributes to Opinion Maker and some newspapers. She is working on the phenomenon of Musharrafization of the Pakistani society as well as psychological effects of the Long War in the Af-Pak region.

Learned Maulaners of LMU,
What in the bakra's peard ijj "Musharrafization" ??
Thij mujahid demands an exblanation.

rohitv wrote:BR being eulogized in The Nation.

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http://www.nation.com.pk/pakistan-news-newspaper-daily-english-online/columns/28-Aug-2012/indo-pakistan-cyber-war-reality-check

Bharat Rakshak (BR) is a Pakistan-hate forum with viewership running into millions.

See how this pious Islamic writer has shredded PeeAar Eff and its kansiperacies to dust despite its million followers.

Lilo wrote: Looks like a new star is born.

Adeela Naureen is a freelance columnist who contributes to Opinion Maker and some newspapers. She is working on the phenomenon of Musharrafization of the Pakistani society as well as psychological effects of the Long War in the Af-Pak region.

Learned Maulaners of LMU,
What in the bakra's peard ijj "Musharrafization" ??
Thij mujahid demands an exblanation.

The writers are freelance columnists based in Zimbabwe. Email: [email protected]

Are they being paid in Zimbabwean dollah ?

partha wrote:beepuls cribbing about 11 year old girl arrested for blasphemy should realize one thing. it could have been worse. she could have been 10 year old or 8 year old!

bojitive neuj - the girl arrested for blasphemy ij naat 5 year old.

Ij it naat a blasphemy to be born a Kaffir in the Ijlamic state of Bakistan. Why would someone chose not to be baarn as a Momin ? If ju want to baarn as Kaffir, go born-o in dark corners of India and now they complain about blasphemy law. How Shameless !!

In another pooch ,
Ijj the baki motorma'm holding a syringe in the bicchar ??
Iam getting a weird pheeling of palls shrivelling up thinking of thijj syringe weilding motorma'm. Ijj thij pheeling haram or halal ?

Juar's Peard Scratchingly (pecause of Lice),
Lilo-bin-Oil'uddin.

Ali-Low, Ij this weird pheeling of excitement aar phear ?

VikasRaina wrote:Ali-Low, Ij this weird pheeling of excitement aar phear?

Diyar Vikas-engine'misphyre-ullah
Iam naat suar.
But i soch its the same unexblainable pall crushing feeling a nanha mujahid gets when he dekhoes at bicchars of Shireen Motorma'm.

NaPaki Munnahs with Bandooks to kill Kafirs.

Piss forgive be me if already bosted,

http://pakdefenceunit.wordpress.com/201 ... officials/

Mushraffization = Arshafization

Or can be rhymed with Kiyani's first name also.

Lilo wrote:

In another pooch ,
Ijj the baki motorma'm holding a syringe in the bicchar ??
Iam getting a weird pheeling of palls shrivelling up thinking of thijj syringe weilding motorma'm. Ijj thij pheeling haram or halal ?

Juar's Peard Scratchingly (pecause of Lice),
Lilo-bin-Oil'uddin.

Motormam ij studying working on Musharrafization and showing a reblica of the danda and how she ujes for inspecting musharrafs. Notice the wicked smile on her face! Our floundering phathers created pakistan as a land for pure muslims to be free to go where ever they want. We need to eddjukate this motorma that it ij naat a good idea to hold your inner bakistaniyat in the Pak region (musharraf) for too laang aj it leeds to kanstipation and other piskological effects.

http://tribune.com.pk/story/427362/i-wi ... ong-wahab/

Cricket: I will prove my critics wrong, says Wahab

what did the critics say? that he will naat indulge in spot fixing?

Lilo wrote:[img]hIn another pooch ,
Ijj the baki motorma'm holding a syringe in the bicchar ??
Iam getting a weird pheeling of palls shrivelling up thinking of thijj syringe weilding motorma'm. Ijj thij pheeling haram or halal ?
Juar's Peard Scratchingly (pecause of Lice),
Lilo-bin-Oil'uddin.

Glad Tidding phrom oopar wala.
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Here's Mr. Awesome (fast forward to 2:07. Coffee spill alert).

Anupullah-al-Nooyarki,

Massala, did ju notice that the Mughals have conquered the Vikings? See the number of Ayeshas and Apduls rebresenting Deen-mara-ikstan in the Bakistan pageant? For a moment I thaught it waj an international IT (of the Bakistani kind) kanference attended by Bakistanis with vijas. Subhanallah, Bakistaniyat is reaching all the corners of the world.

Salam.