Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv Newj

Chinmayanand · Post by **Chinmayanand** » 10 Dec 2012 17:53

The four fathers of bakistaani musalmaans : iATM ( Irani , Arab, Turk, Mongol ) put bakistanis caan't use iATM pecause anything starting with "i " ij cobyrighted py abble ,,,

Yaanki kaansbiracy to steal bakistani identity

py the way , the great bakistaani grandmoms were quite acropatic to handle four men , hence ibh a woman claims she ij rabed , she has to broduce four male witnesses , pecause a single baki can naat handle a single baki mem ..

... joo see it takes four ghazis of different nasl to broduce one baki ...

Gagan · Post by **Gagan** » 10 Dec 2012 18:45

Bosted bithout Kammentz

Gagan · Post by **Gagan** » 10 Dec 2012 19:11

Bakistani kommom sanse
Qweschun: Who ij jour Mother'j Biradher'j Brodher-in-laa

Actully qweschun ij bhery diphicult - Jawab ij diphrent in each phamily

w/Salam

Gagan · Post by **Gagan** » 10 Dec 2012 20:27

Bakistani 400% Phist Klass Ingliss

Gagan · Post by **Gagan** » 11 Dec 2012 00:18

Bakistani plack kat kammanduz in action

Sushupti · Post by **Sushupti** » 11 Dec 2012 00:48

RamaY · Post by **RamaY** » 11 Dec 2012 00:49

Kwechen for mullahs!

Why the ladkiyon in the qawwali exposing their paces and wrists? Are they La-hores? This abdul is getting his 72 here itself

SBajwa · Post by **SBajwa** » 11 Dec 2012 01:16

The same guys is getting married to his both cousins one each from mother and father side. I shudder to think of the kids they will have!! what kind of mtDNA do the kids will have if any!! Sooner or later they will really become purest of the pure.

Gagan · Post by **Gagan** » 11 Dec 2012 02:43

RE: Baki Mard-e-momeen marrying his two sisters at the same time.

Click on the comments section of the joo tube video and do read the comments. Some of them are NSFW.

BTW iph this nikaah goes through, I am going to moove to bakistan ASAP.

RamaY · Post by **RamaY** » 11 Dec 2012 03:25

^ I am telling yaaa...

Now I understand why Justice Katju wanted to merge Pakistan into India

Baikul · Post by **Baikul** » 11 Dec 2012 08:48

^^ Mauleners, in the bideo ek lucky motorma ij saying "ek hi khandaan ke bahar hamein jaana nahi hai......"

Abey to khandaan ko andar ghusa lo ge kya?

RCase · Post by **RCase** » 11 Dec 2012 17:28

Gagan wrote:Bakistani kommom sanse
Qweschun: Who ij jour Mother'j Biradher'j Brodher-in-laa
Actully qweschun ij bhery diphicult - Jawab ij diphrent in each phamily

w/Salam

Bhat to do - with phour phathers coming riding on horjes, it becums a door ka rishta. There is too much confushun on fatherj.

Using Lahori Logic, by the rule pook, it ij passible for Mother'j birader'j to habe another married shister. That brodher-in-laa could become the husband of the motorma, which she correctly answered as husband!

Onlee relashunship known to Baki mards ij coujins.

Prem · Post by **Prem** » 11 Dec 2012 22:40

Baki Bhai Behan Broudly Breeding ******** Bimar Bewaqoof Behayya Beggers. Bhutt izz nu?

Baki Bhai Ka khwab ,Behna
Baki Behan Ka Khwab Bhai
Betaa Nephew Yand Puttar
Bustard Bill Bekome
Apne Abbu Da Jamai
BC Retards ,
Tuahnoo Jumm Diya Maut na Aayee!!

Eben street Dogs haab da sense tu aboid copulation bith dheirlitter sisters, naat Bakis.

Narad · Post by **Narad** » 12 Dec 2012 01:07

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partha · Post by **partha** » 12 Dec 2012 01:21

Outrajed!! why should our talibunny biraders go to Pyaris for a CONference with Amreekans? Why can't Amreekans only come to Talibunny cities like Karachi or Quetta for a meeting? hain?

Lilo · Post by **Lilo** » 13 Dec 2012 00:47

Mullahjs,
The Bakistani passport has a curious symbol in the middal of each page and sayj that Ijrael ij naat allowed - what ij the symbolism here hain ?

lakshmikanth · Post by **lakshmikanth** » 13 Dec 2012 03:53

Asswallaycum birathers,

I hab an massage to send to my Jirga here:

The mijjile that our pirathers sent out and which yeevil Indians claimed to have broken up in sbace really did not breakup. It habbened because in Ijlam, one is supposed to do Khitam (cicumcision right aphter birth of male), since Ghauri is male be thought it would be a good thing to jettison the main yingine (also called gadha by local bakistanis) of the mijjile.

Some hab also comblaint that the mijjile veered towards populated areas in the west of Bakistan. Thij ijjj also by design. The mijjile was a "Phour-Father seeking missile" and since we have multiple number of unknown fathers (be guess its phour), the mijjile split into that many parts bhile seeking our phour fathers.

All ijj well, Walaycumass slam.

Lilo · Post by **Lilo** » 13 Dec 2012 04:31

^^ "Phour Father seeking Mijjile" !!

Prem · Post by **Prem** » 13 Dec 2012 07:11

What happened to Pakistan and Pakistanis after dividing from India ??
BNP=Bhookha , Nanga
, Pyasa Pisskasthan.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g90XY-eCfCQ

Anujan · Post by **Anujan** » 13 Dec 2012 08:03

South Asian music legend Ravi Shankar passes away.

partha · Post by **partha** » 13 Dec 2012 08:15

^
Very sad. He was a master of Pakistani classical music. He will be missed.

Anujan · Post by **Anujan** » 13 Dec 2012 09:02

Cadets training to walk in Pakistani roads

Teaching karrect method of AK Phyrr in air

Cooking class to make roti for huspand.

krishnan · Post by **krishnan** » 13 Dec 2012 13:06

First pictures looks like jokers doing some dancing with all those face paints

Lalmohan · Post by **Lalmohan** » 13 Dec 2012 13:09

it is pakistani remake of mikael jakkson da thrill-er, hain ji

ArmenT · Post by **ArmenT** » 13 Dec 2012 14:35

Anujan wrote:Cadets training to walk in Pakistani roads

What's with the cardboard masks on one side of the face? Seriously?

Anujan wrote:Teaching karrect method of AK Phyrr in air

Note that one motorhama is clearly wearing lipstick and the whole scene is posed for the camera only. The mind boggles at what would happen if one of the motorhamas try to actually shoot what looks like a .50 cal stainless steel Desert Eagle (that too, one-handed!). Whyphor Pakis using Israeli handgun?

Actually, I would guess something like this would happen:

Sushupti · Post by **Sushupti** » 13 Dec 2012 21:16

RCase · Post by **RCase** » 13 Dec 2012 21:56

krishnan wrote:First pictures looks like jokers doing some dancing with all those face paints

How dare you call the prave Baki fauji ghazis as jokers, hainji? You shud be given a bull cutlet fartwa.

That ij ower prave fauj doing a demunstrashun of being more TFTA than the ordeenari TFTA Baki. The fauji in front ij showing how much taller he is. Fauji on raight ij showing hij fairness. Fauji at the back, taking on two dandas ij showing hij taight ass with hij fancy dance moves.

Lalmohan · Post by **Lalmohan** » 13 Dec 2012 22:54

^^^ eet eej threelah, threelah naight and din!
the jarnail's screamin' shrillar, shrillar with gubo from unkil
eej eet klose to midnaight? ish saamthing ebhil crawling fraam the daark?

Narad · Post by **Narad** » 14 Dec 2012 00:07

Mahdi Zaid Hamid (pbuh) being prasied by his wiphe !!!

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Prem · Post by **Prem** » 14 Dec 2012 01:56

partha wrote:^
Very sad. He was a master of Pakistani classical music. He will be missed.

Ina Rullavi Tei Enna Rullavi Roze on!!

RamaY · Post by **RamaY** » 14 Dec 2012 02:00

Narad wrote:Mahdi Zaid Hamid (pbuh) being prasied by his wiphe !!!

Bhy is she not wearing bhurka?

ramana · Post by **ramana** » 14 Dec 2012 02:03

Anujan wrote:Cadets training to walk in Pakistani roads

......

I once called TSP, Zombiestan!!!

http://forums.bharat-rakshak.com/viewto ... 7#p1225937

Thanks for the pictures to confirm that.

ramana · Post by **ramana** » 14 Dec 2012 02:10

lakshmikanth, That was hilarious explanation for missile stage separation and your signature.

lakshmikanth · Post by **lakshmikanth** » 14 Dec 2012 04:14

ramana wrote:lakshmikanth, That was hilarious explanation for missile stage separation and your signature.

Ramanamullah, bhat to do onleee, yeveryday 5 times a day i read the pook written by my four-fathers. I hab to keep eggjplaining to kaafirs about everything in that pook. Now I can phind explanation phor everything, even for things like why does the sun rise in the east and set in the west? it ijj because its a message to our four fathers to move east and keep moobing east since the parparians in west screw us all the time. It ijjj message from allahdjin that visits me every night in my cave.

joygoswami · Post by **joygoswami** » 14 Dec 2012 07:18

Dear Birathers, is the old abdul carrying Bakistan's latest rakkit ?

kenop · Post by **kenop** » 14 Dec 2012 07:49

^^
Haoo did joo miss to menshun the qalandar conshius behicle dribher on the raight aph the old abdul? He daj naat need to see the road to dribhe.

anupmisra · Post by **anupmisra** » 14 Dec 2012 09:45

Gagan wrote:Bakistani 400% Phist Klass Ingliss

Munna made uj proud pakijtanij. I undershtood hij ebery word.

lakshmikanth · Post by **lakshmikanth** » 14 Dec 2012 09:50

joygoswami wrote:Dear Birathers, is the old abdul carrying Bakistan's latest rakkit ?

Translation: A Bakistani in-djinneer carries shoulder launched FourFather-IV mijjile in canisters. FouFather-IV mijjiles are equipped with high technology fourfather seekers, will travel with a velocity 2 times the speed of a djinn and will carry the jeehardi wishes to four-fathers, who then at their mercy would decimate the enemies of Bakistan. Jeeeeehardi FISTULAAHHHHH!

kenop · Post by **kenop** » 14 Dec 2012 09:55

eye see, it ij ac-chually a six-pack of mijjilez.
A Chchakka ij iz kalled iph joo do naat no.

krishnan · Post by **krishnan** » 14 Dec 2012 09:58

Dunno whether to laugh or pity that poor guy