Reverse Event Narrative of Border Escalation

[rajpa]

Here is how I believe that the events happened in the recent border skirmishes:

1. Jihadpasands TTP supported by PA make speeches about taking back Kashmir through Jihad
2. TSP makes brave tactical move to enter Indian territory on a foggy winter day, fires and kills Indian jawans near open border, probably mutilates one to show as trophy/proof of concept to PA
3. IA retaliates disproportionately, destroys a bunker, kills TSP jawans and leaves a dagger to encourage others to do soosai
4. TSP goes weeping to Unkil and Lizard and complains about India, bitching that Indians may have grand designs to take back parts of POK
5. Unkil and Lizard make public statements to save TSP H&D
6. Not to be left behind, GOI asks Army to reveal facts in a selective manner, exposing Paki perfidy
7. GOI and IA have a chance to sing Monkey Ayesha or Revenge. All the cards are on the table.

Pls discuss further and propagate this theory as much as possible.

[sum]

^^ Usually dont bother with such "Chankian" theories but when i think of it, seems to be very, very plausible indeed.

Maybe it is the hopelessness of expecting any action from MMS led GoI which makes to even consider this theory but certainly does seem to be plausible. O

nly that could explain US/Chin/xyz chipping in since i cannot imagine IA attacking a TSPA post by crossing LoC for no apparent reason ( there really didnt seem to be any such trigger for it to happen) unless it was to avenge the Pakistaniyat shown by brave TSPA kammandus

[rajpa]

This is a chankian conspiracy theory, one-up on the usual paki conspiracy theory a la mode..

in the real world of tsp shenanigans, shit does happen.

[VikramS]

I think all this drama is to take the heat off the UPA.

With A Monkey Ayesha's roaming free, the RAPE do owe the UPA a few. Why not kill a few, while taking the heat off the UPA, and boost your jehadi credentials at the same time?

Given that @BDUTT is going wild on twitter strengthens my suspicions.

Win-Win everywhere.

It is too early in spring for infiltration.

[Lilo]

^^ Saars why should one give credence to such a feel good theory when there is no evidence for the same. All this theory making is like a ruse for inaction unless proven otherwise by actual IA statements.

IB4TL ?

[member_22872]

^^^ Such theories of bravado only soothes incompetency in the name of Chanikian move. After so many incidents where terrorism is countered with appeasement, there cant be any Chanikian move, lets call a spade a spade.

[Baikul]

OP is posting this and other blandishments in the Pakistan thread. IMO his posts are following a pattern which I think needs closer examination.

IB4TL.

[lakshmikanth]

IB4TL indeed. No CT/propaganda please. Lets stick with reality and realistic (i.e. non fantasy) scenario analysis.

[SaiK]

Yup.. take it to a thread with lower visibility, and investigate improper functioning or ill-installed infra red signature and radar systems that should have detected the intruder. We have spent billions on them, and some even purchased from Israel.. wtf?

[disha]

IB4TL

Even assuming that the reverse event narrative is true, more of bakis need to be roasted since the information is now public.

Pathetic of sickulars.

[A_Gupta]

Whatever the narrative, boycott Pakistan.

[VikramS]

Come to think of it, the US comment was extra ordinary.

They do not normally comment on border disturbances.

Something most have ticked off the TSPA for them to cry Uncle.

[Mahendra]

AH I can agree with A Gupta on one thing !

[Sanku]

wet dreams.

IB4TL