Some elementary rules:
1) No haraam posts that might invite legitimate wrath of Al**h or Bredators. This is a genteel dhaga suitable for prowsing py the most bious phamily-oriented beebals, for which PeeAref is so phamous.
2) Thin-skinned ppl with no sense of humor are kindly requested to stay the **** away. All are welcome but refrain from


3) This is not the place to post Pakistani Physics - that should go into the One and Only BENIS dhaga.
4) Those who aspire to win Nobel Prij etc pls kindly go away.
5) Calm debate is welcome, with respect for all (postors). Those who are too immature to take gentle ribbing pls go to nearest nursery/daycare center.
6) Chaste Pingreji is strongly welcome here. Those who claim to be irritated by that pls go (OK, Rules 1 and 5 prevent me from saying where but you can at least elucidate that to yourself by deductive logic and extensive reference to the peer-reviewed literature expeditiously). Don't biss on us, v don't biss on u, go in biss.
7) On this dhaga, teenagers, Brophejars, Jarnails or whatever else get exactly the same respect.
B4 the Bredators hit the Delete Button... first post is what got summarily deleted from a certain Bombous Dhaga due to

