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This is not the end. TI will be back!
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martenullah seems to be in particularly gracious mood. :D
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Bottom line is that Indian players have played a way too much cricket! So BCCI should limit some of their tournaments as we as international series.
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When our langoti is on fire, Mullah's here are concerned about the soiled underwear of west indies :rotfl:
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You kaffirs of fickle faith, we are gonna win against the Assies my dil say so. :evil:
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In 1983 the winner of Ind/Aus match won the cup, ditto 1999 and 2003. Something tells me that the Pawkis are not winning this one. Their batting is suspect and their bowlers are bound to have a bad day.
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Cricket win against India is always a setup to make Pak be alive and help the nation to be united. See it is all bestern conspiracy to make Pak win against India. WI and Auzzies are pawns in the game.
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Nobody has a superb bowling attack. The famed SA quickies were carted around mercilessly until the Indians decided to go for a harakiri after 262. And what is all this about this ground vs. that ground? India playing in India should be unbeatable. If they can only win on certain pitches, well sorry but I don't want to follow their matches.
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negi wrote:You kaffirs of fickle faith, we are gonna win against the Assies my dil say so. :evil:
You are right.
http://www.politicsparty.com/WORLD_CUP_CRICKET_2011.php
Per above, Paki-WI match was fixed.
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India vs paki SF was decided way before the world cup....BCCI & ICC's way of helping to bail
out pakis & bring cricket back to paackiland..
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I totally dig the multi colored fonts and random formatting. Makes for a truly professional and believable website.
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Why the politicsparty website and its gossip and other assorted BS is being peddled repeatedly on BRF when people already agree that it is BS.
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This post is inspired by the Middle East News thread in the strat garam hawa forum

It is not what you think, you guys are way off the mark, I posted about it in my blog a few days ago, please read it. My source in the Australian team has told me something interesting, that's all I can say.
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:rotfl:
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Mullah Mohendera bin blogi............in which cave is your blog?
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rsingh wrote:Mullah Mohendera bin blogi............in which cave is your blog?
A particularly stinky cave, out of which are pulled many prophecies...
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:rotfl:
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Okay :evil: I will consume enough fibre tonight so that the :rotfl: moderators are not disappointed when the blog opens in the morning
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rsingh wrote:Mullah Mohendera bin blogi............in which cave is your blog?
Rasoolullah bin bloggudin, where have you been pal?
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James B wrote:Why the politicsparty website and its gossip
Well, why not? We had one bugger who came in with his SMSes on semifinal line-up a few days back. We regularly have brilliant novellas wielded on the hot fart forum based on chaiwaala this and chaddiwala that. We regularly ape amrikans and ask everyone else not to assert their identities because we have to melt ourselves in the theme of India, but on the other hand, we are all swarajists to the core.

We have election forecasts that go wrong quite a bit and then we have EVM fraud theories and "I wanna keep my kickass cannon" theories developed to fit our inability to accept facts on the ground. We regularly peddle the Ji this Ji that, when verbal gymnastics show the least sense of respect. We regularly have historiography presented as love for our desh. We regularly have conspiracies that were hatched 100s of millions years back because some neanderthal somewhere had a betelnut leaf with black ink on it from which he could glean that 100+ million years later, India will become a superduper pawar. Why not, boss. Sit back, relax and rotfl at all the stuff thrown around. You better ok, else you are less Indic than the rest here. And yea, I forgot to add, we will looose onlee :((.
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archan wrote:
rsingh wrote:Mullah Mohendera bin blogi............in which cave is your blog?
A particularly stinky cave, out of which are pulled many prophecies...
in some dark kave komplex in karachi klifton underground with ebil kushpoo for kompani, pulling from musharraf many prophecis, giving a run to the betting syndikates.
shiver kover you dirty rotten dhawod, Mullah Mahdi Idra is the new mafia boss. :rotfl:
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many dhoti clad sdres shivering before the actual match :(( :((
confidence booster solution--
Not wearing dhoti for the next 24 hrs - no shiver no cower. :lol:
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jee.. cricinfo pics shows pakis doing street dances as if they have won the WC.
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From one of the kaments in a blog-

1. SA if they don’t find ways to screw themselves.
2. Australia – b*st*rds, they never give up , do they ?
3. England who sway from good to worse-- Taking over from the original paqis :P
4. Pakistan (outside chance ; they choke too)- getting into SF easily- mouth watering SF with TI if it happens 8)
5. India (It has to be really something if we win despite the horrid lacklustre performance we the #1 have given. Hope to see Sachin get his 100th ; that will pacify the billion) :((
6. SL

If NZ or WI win, the world should come to and end ….
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kament on gawd--

1) there’s this guy whose body has experienced every known and unknown injury. he always struggles with his infirmities and some how manages to carry on.

2) he is determined, gracefull.

3) he WALKS.

4) he has done his best and keeps doing it and finally at the end of every match he is very much dejected.

5) HE HAS DONE IT FOR TWENTY TWO YEARS. a very long long long time.

6) he comes back with a flourish, he ENCHANTS.

7) there would be no more fitting tribute to HIM than the world cup.



May the BRF ishta devata the all powerful the merciful grant HIM his wish.
I will rededicate myself to brf, slogging many more hours as and when possible if HE gets his wish(and all of us also) :D
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make it so!
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SBajwa wrote:Bottom line is that Indian players have played a way too much cricket! So BCCI should limit some of their tournaments as we as international series.
+∞

Added: Have no phear. We will win with a resounding thump tomorrow.
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Marten wrote:Sorry for losing it, Rahul, but you see my frustration with the sequence of matches. They could've easily given the matches to venues where we have traditionally done well and compensated the other venues with more matches.
I don't agree Martenullah. I don't want TI to win the WC like that. There should be no doubt that they deserved to win it and till now this team hasn't really played like that. We are playing all our matches in India for god's sake. How much more of an advantage do we want?
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Aap ke mooh main ghee shakkar!

Tell u what if we win tomorrow....beer is on me in Costa Rica :mrgreen:
SwamyG wrote: +∞

Added: Have no phear. We will win with a resounding thump tomorrow.
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We will lose today. :(( Otherwise we will have to go thru the shame of losing to Pakis :((
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Dhoti shivering has begun. :oops:

We will lose onlee. :((
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lose - shiver - lose - shiver..... sound reverberations!

I would like all those mullahs who are waiting for shaving and haircuts, continue to wait till WC is over.

Whatever it takes.. not posting in this thread, smoke pot, wet your pants, go to sleep, and it is all done..

Let the power play begin!
Kill the Ozies man!.
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we shall destroy them. no questions asked.
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Hate to say this but..my inner octopus says Australia...

http://twitter.com/sagarikaghose/status ... 9429699584
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Singha wrote:we shall destroy them. no questions asked.
Please Don't Jinx.

Lets start the official Dhoti SHivering now, will today be the last day for India in the World Cup :(( .

Bloody White pakis having won 3 continous WC's cant they lose 1 QF?
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Better to lose to white pakis than to the real pakis
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rohiths wrote:Better to lose to white pakis than to the real pakis
Boss if we make it through the QF's we will walk over the real Pakis :D

and that being said......india will lose onlee!!! :(( :(( :((
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India will lose onlee. No anti-jinx gonna work. :D
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Chinmayanand wrote:India will lose onlee. No anti-jinx gonna work. :D
Dilbu Ullah a challange has been thrown for your anti-Jinx
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