The Cricket World Cup Thread

suryag · Post by **suryag** » 30 Mar 2011 22:38

SG's reaction was atleast spontaneous, i think she lifted her hands in jubilation, RG in contrast was devoid of emotions just clapping, what did MMS do did he say he will walk extra mile by giving pakis walkover next time we meet ?

KJo · Post by **KJo** » 30 Mar 2011 22:38

YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

SaiK · Post by **SaiK** » 30 Mar 2011 22:38

Rahul must be smoking something else smuggled by his girrrrl frrrriend!

Singha · Post by **Singha** » 30 Mar 2011 22:39

when the pakis ever go to a fight with a proper plan? let alone a backup plan.

Sushupti · Post by **Sushupti** » 30 Mar 2011 22:40

http://ibnlive.in.com/livetv/

Listen to Imran Khan

Sumeet · Post by **Sumeet** » 30 Mar 2011 22:41

Boy with so many catches dropped and powerplay avoided until defeat was obvious pakis have a lot incidents to investigate. Rehman Malik time for you to get to into action.

SaiK · Post by **SaiK** » 30 Mar 2011 22:41

aren't they famous for damij kuntroll! what is the nooj about a face lifting highly halaal reasoning?

PS:

I am sure it must be MATCH PHIXINGGGGGGGGGGGGG

Prem · Post by **Prem** » 30 Mar 2011 22:42

negi wrote:
Singha wrote:Geelani looked like a louki had been pushed up his rear
GD you are being so nice actually it's BL showing it's effect; what you saw was a 'Kathal'(Jackfruit).

Make no difference , Geela Nii can accomodate both together. Dont ignore his experience.

suryag · Post by **suryag** » 30 Mar 2011 22:44

Kumble doesnt look like he is in his late 30s he looks much younger

mraghu · Post by **mraghu** » 30 Mar 2011 22:45

Live on CNN-IBN, Imran feels that the pakistanis were defensive....

Rahul M · Post by **Rahul M** » 30 Mar 2011 22:46

yaaaaaaaaay !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Singha · Post by **Singha** » 30 Mar 2011 22:48

crawled out of bunker now Rahul?

KJo · Post by **KJo** » 30 Mar 2011 22:49

Gary Kirsten will quit as coach of India. It will be great if TI wins this both since Gary and Gawd's last WC for India.

KJo · Post by **KJo** » 30 Mar 2011 22:50

I think SRT is a deceptive baniya hindoooooooooooo

He got out on 85 on purpose, so that he can get it in WC Final in amchi mumbai.

shaardula · Post by **shaardula** » 30 Mar 2011 22:51

jai waheguru di!!!!

KJo · Post by **KJo** » 30 Mar 2011 22:53

Azhar Mehmood is afraid the Pak team will get stoned as they arrive.

SaiK · Post by **SaiK** » 30 Mar 2011 22:55

Why did bhojraj got out to a stupid plain cutter delivery.. nothing extraordinary about that.. he play forward so awkward where is supposed to excel in his isshtyle?

KrishG · Post by **KrishG** » 30 Mar 2011 22:56

Now that the dust has settled and the finals is two days away...dum laga ke bolo we will lose onlee!

RoyG · Post by **RoyG** » 30 Mar 2011 22:57

KJoishy wrote:Azhar Mehmood is afraid the Pak team will get stoned as they arrive.

ouch...yeah def some backlash.

SaiK · Post by **SaiK** » 30 Mar 2011 22:57

KJoishy wrote:Azhar Mehmood is afraid the Pak team will get stoned as they arrive.

we can't give asylum.

btw, did you all hear anything about Pakistan coupe-de-tat on account of gila ni monster in India, and habing reprejenting a lojing nation.

did musharraf talked to someone else in his earlier chain of command?

RoyG · Post by **RoyG** » 30 Mar 2011 22:58

Stock market to rise sharply tomm!

anishns · Post by **anishns** » 30 Mar 2011 23:02

Pakistani - Yun Pakistan se Dushmani achhi nahin India, Sheela teri jawan hein, Munni teri badnaam hein aur Captain hamara Pathan hein!

Hindustani - Jung toh cheed gayi hein kamino, Sheila hamari Jawan hein, Munni hamari Badnaam hein, or jitne runs Sachin ke hain, utna Square feet tumhara Pakistan hein!

Singha · Post by **Singha** » 30 Mar 2011 23:02

TI: every bowler took 2 wkts today. Nehra was the standout. SL have no 'weak' bowler to target anymore. Ashwin if he plays is strong and Raina and Sehwag can be quite useful if needed.

a strong and united front.

special DEFCON ONE dhoti shivering procedures will be used on Saturday along with KALA JINN comsec overlays . please standby to tune your datalinks, tactical networks and IFF to the beacon signals sync transmitted from BR's secret hiveCenter beneath The Maidan Kolkata on MHZ 300.11

rajsunder · Post by **rajsunder** » 30 Mar 2011 23:04

one more quote from deaf and dumb forum

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they are not showing enough of pakistani fans in the stadium on TV

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atealst our fans are more classy than bh@ngis

TFTA jai ho

Dilbu · Post by **Dilbu** » 30 Mar 2011 23:04

No need of jai for me guys. It is team effort for India. Bharat Mata ki jai.
In the final: India will lose onlee

asgkhan · Post by **asgkhan** » 30 Mar 2011 23:04

Will the mods close the thread? We will start a riot.

SaiK · Post by **SaiK** » 30 Mar 2011 23:05

So for, all these jinx have worked.. please add your thoughts to this list:

* Staying away from watching or kirikat thread (for me).
* the whine symbol
* no shabing
* no haircut
* no undies

musharraf on pree ride to work.
* disco/dhoti/langoti shiber
*

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PS: statutory warning has been already issued that closing the thread is a bad idea till we win the WC! so add that to the list of anti-jinx stance.

Dmurphy · Post by **Dmurphy** » 30 Mar 2011 23:05

Afridi's speech was really heart warming in the end. Especially the "sorry" part. Not sure if you guys agree. But that was as SDRE as that TFTA dick could get.

Prem · Post by **Prem** » 30 Mar 2011 23:07

Heard Each Paki player got million plus to loose the match . Poak public/ Mullhas must be made aware of the sell out and apply appropriate punishment under "Shaari-raat".

Singha · Post by **Singha** » 30 Mar 2011 23:07

Dilbu, MIB teams are airborne to your residence as we speak. you will be kept at secure location until DEFCON ONE is cancelled.
internet access via satellite will be available for communication with leadership chain here. over n out.

negi · Post by **negi** » 30 Mar 2011 23:07

Dilbu, Marten, SwamyG, GD, RB it was a morning well spent. Time to get high and chillax on daroo and weed. Hope to repeat the same on Saturday. Admins kindly clean up the mess and reset our counters for there is more stuff in store for the finals.

Dilbu · Post by **Dilbu** » 30 Mar 2011 23:08

Singha wrote:Dilbu, MIB teams are airborne to your residence as we speak. you will be kept at secure location until DEFCON ONE is cancelled.
internet access via satellite will be available for communication with leadership chain here. over n out.

Roger that. Over and out.

SaiK · Post by **SaiK** » 30 Mar 2011 23:09

Sounds like Dilbullah needs the Z-class security.

asgkhan · Post by **asgkhan** » 30 Mar 2011 23:10

I almost feel sorry for the SL team. Now all our bowlers are peaking. No respite for the them.

Singha · Post by **Singha** » 30 Mar 2011 23:12

its time to teach Dilshan and Sanga a lesson in who are the big dogs in the yard.

signing off now. good day.

KrishG · Post by **KrishG** » 30 Mar 2011 23:13

SaiK wrote:So for, all these jinx have worked.. please add your thoughts to this list:

* Staying away from watching or kirikat thread (for me).
* the whine symbol
* no shabing
* no haircut
* no undies musharraf on pree ride to work.
* disco/dhoti/langoti shiber

1. Check

2. check

3. check

4. check

5. No comment!

6. Hell ya!

AjitK · Post by **AjitK** » 30 Mar 2011 23:16

On another note,very poor commentary for this match. I don't know who's batting for RS & SM. They just keep talking basic stuff. Surely,the broadcasters must be receiving feedback. Bring in Hussain & Atherton.

Abhijit · Post by **Abhijit** » 30 Mar 2011 23:17

list of personal anti-jinx/jinx measures taken today:

- did not watch the match
- no smoking during India innings
- went to pakistan, came out and saw a wicket fall. went back to pakistan and sat there until butt threatened jihad
- no breakfast

during paki innings

- smoked 5 cig (my usual is 5/day), noticed that every time i was back from smoke, one paki was wajibull cutletted - so kept smoking until all were cutletted
- ate a nice upma combo at the only place in north america where you get Indian breakfast
- saw a wicket fall (no. 7), ordered 3 more upma combos to go

Raja Bose · Post by **Raja Bose** » 30 Mar 2011 23:18

^^^You forgot the beer-induced trips to toilet.

suryag · Post by **suryag** » 30 Mar 2011 23:19

Guys grand hakim, grand strategist(Stans) doent follow cricket ?

Saik not following score and not logging into this halal forum is my anti jinx