The Cricket World Cup Thread

nachiket · Post by **nachiket** » 01 Apr 2011 22:58

Lungi + No undies is a deadly combination. One slip of the knot and all will be revealed onlee.

Singha · Post by **Singha** » 01 Apr 2011 23:00

"the truth is strong enough to stand on its own and need not be covered or seek a crutch" ancient scriptures

VikramS · Post by **VikramS** » 01 Apr 2011 23:15

SaiK wrote:
Bade wrote:Any place to watch the show in Duplee City suburbs (Virginia) on the big screen. Long time ago the local mandir had a ticketed option in the basement hall for the WC-2003.
you can buy a projector!

There are options available at the $200 price point also, so it is worth it if you want the big-screen experience once in a while (and not a stickler for the right kind of resolution 1080p 24FPS support etc.)

http://www.amazon.com/Optoma-PT100-Play ... 738&sr=8-3

SaiK · Post by **SaiK** » 01 Apr 2011 23:19

The truth will reveal when pp bares!, and will not be able to stand alone.

anishns · Post by **anishns** » 01 Apr 2011 23:30

All you dhoti shivering, lungi soiling SDRE's...

I have 4 words for you: Google "Compaq Cup 2009"....

or watch this http://dai.ly/doveeu

Bade · Post by **Bade** » 01 Apr 2011 23:33

Guys, i have no source to see it even on a 780x1080 screen, so no point looking for projectors. Google chacha did not reveal any local sites (mandir,masjid,dhabaas) putting the stuff on the big screen for a private members only show.

I know the dhabaas have big screen TVs and show kirket, but it is at an odd hour and not regular business hours. Even then there was one which showed it the last two times. Will need to check them out as a last resort.

Muppalla · Post by **Muppalla** » 01 Apr 2011 23:34

Bade saheb,
There is one India restaurent called Touch Indian Cuisine. They are offering CRICKET with BREAK FAST at 4am with $6.99 all you can eat.

Touch Indian Cuisine
11274 James Swart Circle, Fairfax, VA 22030
http://www.touchindiancuisine.com
next to burlington coat factory.

Bade · Post by **Bade** » 01 Apr 2011 23:37

Thanks very much. That is so close and did check them out once recently. Know the place too well as it is well within my CEP.

The other place was Minerva on Lee Hwy the last time.

praksam · Post by **praksam** » 01 Apr 2011 23:44

some langa & dhoti dance to calm the nerves for the abduls.

lungi dance will follow after India's victory.

SaiK · Post by **SaiK** » 01 Apr 2011 23:46

That is damn cheap!

Dilbu · Post by **Dilbu** » 01 Apr 2011 23:52

Not enough shivering in here. All that videos will surely jinx us. Repent kafirs.. repent...

India will lose onlee

Bade · Post by **Bade** » 01 Apr 2011 23:55

Dilbu, We are too busy preparing to celebrate the victory with breakfast and drinks later...well cancel that...cant drink anymore

VikramS · Post by **VikramS** » 01 Apr 2011 23:56

praksam wrote:some langa & dhoti dance to calm the nerves for the abduls.
lungi dance will follow after India's victory.

Can you tell me what is happening here? Is this a dubbed version (unlikely) or is it a Telugu Original?

praksam · Post by **praksam** » 01 Apr 2011 23:59

^^ its from the movie "Aarya", I guess its the original version.

anishns · Post by **anishns** » 01 Apr 2011 23:59

Dilbullah does this count as reberj-jinx

SL will WIN onlee
SL will WIN onlee
SL will WIN onlee

negi · Post by **negi** » 02 Apr 2011 00:00

^ Don't use too much dimag at the last moment, we don't want to take chances with new mantras for the final.

Victor · Post by **Victor** » 02 Apr 2011 00:03

Bade wrote: So what should lungi wearers do for the cauze.

Perform Vajroli Mudra before and during match.

praksam · Post by **praksam** » 02 Apr 2011 00:05

Victor wrote:
Bade wrote: So what should lungi wearers do for the cauze.
Perform Vajroli Mudra before and during match.

followed by shirshasana

Dilbu · Post by **Dilbu** » 02 Apr 2011 00:14

negi wrote:^ Don't use too much dimag at the last moment, we don't want to take chances with new mantras for the final.

Yes why take chaces? Stick to the original version pliss. We can experiment to our hearts' contend in IPL but not in WC final. Too much at stake. India will lose onlee

Bade · Post by **Bade** » 02 Apr 2011 00:40

Lot of us are not in globally warmed Bengaluru or where the desert winds blow to follow costume customs (or lack thereof) outside the confines of a climate controlled base camp.

Please do report on practical solutions for cold weather.

Wearing lungi onlee is not a solution to get to the kirket restaurant at 4 am in the morning, not to mention that mupalla-saar will definitely id me and lose all cover.

Kid had a Intl costume day at school last week, and insisted on wearing a 'kodi' mundu with shirt mallu style and got on stage. Was teasing him later that he forgot to wear a long banian underneath his shirt, as the colorful spiderman chaddies were visible. He did not seem to care. I would not have dared that stunt even in Naarth Yindia for fear of ridicule. These days they are as fundoo and confident as they come.

SaiK · Post by **SaiK** » 02 Apr 2011 00:59

single malt and go lungi.. no more climate kuntroll required till you get to see pp, and after that don't even describe how your lungi behaved.

Suraj · Post by **Suraj** » 02 Apr 2011 01:08

Bade: Wear a pant with lungi over it and no undie. For better effect, kick and tie up lungi every once in a while

Sushupti · Post by **Sushupti** » 02 Apr 2011 01:12

Perform Vajroli Mudra before and during match.

Bade · Post by **Bade** » 02 Apr 2011 01:16

Skills in untying and tying up the lungi/mundu in endless cycles is a general requirement.

Saw that happening even on stage at a Kathakali performance here by the touring kalamandalam group. At least the gent in question had the chenda around his waist preventing any slippage beyond it becoming a H&D incident requiring reports to the FCC commissioner.

Still, it was amusing to see him do that endlessly and causing enough dhoti shivering from general sharam sharam.

Dilbu · Post by **Dilbu** » 02 Apr 2011 01:20

Bade saar your nanha is very confident. Good for him.

rsingh · Post by **rsingh** » 02 Apr 2011 01:20

All baki channels are going gaga over how good is Lankan team and they predict England type result.

BTW the dhaga is growing like Bakistani debt

Dilbu · Post by **Dilbu** » 02 Apr 2011 01:22

Tomorrow at home I am wearing no shirt, only saffron colour lungi & no undies. India will lose onlee

negi · Post by **negi** » 02 Apr 2011 01:24

Such wardrobe malfunctions are fast and sure-shot ways to instant stardom; my dhoti had come off in a school function (I was playing Swamy; we were enacting the part where Swamy has to face teacher Ebenezer's wrath for asking "How can God be non-vegetarian" ?)

I still remember for some weird reason even the boys used to wear lip-color for stage dramas in those days and we used to share a common lipstick with the girls.

rsingh · Post by **rsingh** » 02 Apr 2011 01:25

Gurus in Banglore (Kerala) Dhoti in Haryanvi estyle is halal or not. Blease to advise

Dilbu · Post by **Dilbu** » 02 Apr 2011 01:27

rsingh wrote:Gurus in Banglore (Kerala) Dhoti in Haryanvi estyle is halal or not. Blease to advise

Perfectly halal my dear saar.

Rahul M · Post by **Rahul M** » 02 Apr 2011 01:29

negi, at least you weren't handed over your own dhoti(which was supposed to embrace your legs and the jewels that come with it) by a bunch of giggling girls at a marriage function. this happened to a friend of mine for real.

Suraj · Post by **Suraj** » 02 Apr 2011 01:33

Who cares about girls. My own mundu came off in front of Lord Aiyappa in Sabarimala in the middle of the hurried crowded darshan moment. I ended up saying Aiyyo instead of Aiyappa

negi · Post by **negi** » 02 Apr 2011 01:37

Hey but girls have a thing for 'clumsy' guys.

Bade · Post by **Bade** » 02 Apr 2011 01:41

that is too funny, the darshan was in reverse.

Dilbu · Post by **Dilbu** » 02 Apr 2011 01:49

Suraj wrote:Who cares about girls. My own mundu came off in front of Lord Aiyappa in Sabarimala in the middle of the hurried crowded darshan moment. I ended up saying Aiyyo instead of Aiyappa

Mine came off in Guruvayoor when I was 14 or 15.

SaiK · Post by **SaiK** » 02 Apr 2011 01:51

that darshan would reverse swing dilshan too.

Mahendra · Post by **Mahendra** » 02 Apr 2011 02:22

The best of suppandi limericks should be shown on the giant screen when the Lankan cheats are batting this will lead to their mental e disintegration onlee.

Mahendra · Post by **Mahendra** » 02 Apr 2011 02:27

The lankans are no better than Dalladesh when it comes to irrational hatred towards India and Indians. Hope they get their Rajapaksha thumped and their Sangakkara bambooed. They must be swatted like flies.

Don't shiver too much about Malinga, he will be wajib e Umar gulled

KJo · Post by **KJo** » 02 Apr 2011 02:31

Ya Allah we have a lot of mijjile flashers in da room

Mahendra · Post by **Mahendra** » 02 Apr 2011 02:34

No wonder KJo is attracted to this thread