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Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv

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partha wrote:musharraff ij a traitor. just becauje see eye a said they will bomb uj to stone age, he agreed to fight their war. at the most what would hab happened if we were bombed to stone age hain? we would have begged for money from all over the world, expressed outrage over amreeka, burned their flags, supported taliban and other jihadis, our citijens would have made jihad attempts in amreekan homeland, killed shias and ahmedis etc etc.
Bhat a galat sawal! :evil: Bhat do joo mean that "we were going to be bombed into stone age", hain ji? Bakistan was and is already in stone age janab hence Amirkhan threat was dikhawa onlee and Mushy sahab agreed to GUPO for Amirkhan to show his enlarged heart (no, regular karahi gosht dinners had nothing to do with it).
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Narad wrote:Capshunn pleaje...

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Abe Assphuk, my a$$ is well guarded and is out of your reach.
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mush: "ugh, my corset feels really tight after the pindi chana lunch..."
sepahiullah: "ji jahanpana"
kammandullah: "he he no one can see me maalishing my mijjile with do do haath behind el presidente!"
sepahiuddin: "ha ha eye can see shiny mess on floor from kammandullah, maybe i bhill inbhite him obher to my mess this raat?!"
mush: <thinking> 'eye wander iph my mards love me?'
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Ya Allah. Ghan-Ghor Blasphemy.


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O ji inna pindiliyan da gooda vekhya si ke saddi nind e ud gayi todin..
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Biraders,

I bring you glad tidings. Our glorious nation has again been listed in the top five on a worldwide indicator, a recently released report on air quality in countries around the globe by the World Health Organization. The 10 most polluted nations on earth are (drum roll, please):

10. Kuwait (Pollution level: 123 ug/m3)
9. Nigeria (Pollution level: 124 ug/m3)
8. Iran (Pollution level: 124 ug/m3)
7. United Arab Emirates (Pollution level: 132 ug/m3)
6. Egypt (Pollution level: 138 ug/m3)
5. Saudi Arabia (Pollution level: 143 ug/m3)
4. Senegal (Pollution level: 145 ug/m3)
3. Pakistan (Pollution level: 198 ug/m3)
2. Botswana (Pollution level: 216 ug/m3)
1. Mongolia (Pollution level: 279 ug/m3)

Beebul, I am so proud. We are rubbing shoulders with so many of our fellow Arabs on this list. Yes, there are some habshis, like Nigeria, Senegal and Botswana, but there is even the land of our ancestor via the Mughals - Genghis Khan's Mongolia. I feel all faint!
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Berather,
Yany lisht oph mental bollution yand itz phyzical sholution?
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Main yeh shoch kar Unkil ka Munna Banna thaa
Ki ,
Afghanistan, kashmir milla dega mujhko!!
Magar usne Gubo karke choodr diya mughko.
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Birader Prem,

I am the guessing that we are world leader in mental bollution. Today, I am in the mood for bosting boasting lists. So, although I know beebul know this already, here is the Top 10 failed states list for 2010:

10. Pakistan
9. Guinea
8. Central African Republic
7. Iraq
6. Afghanistan
5. D.R. Congo
4. Zimbabwe
3. Sudan
2. Chad
1. Somalia
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A chakka Qaum Bakistan izz Duss Numbri!!
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gakakkad wrote:


baaki takneeki best taknology... our momeem make mobile bigger than kaffir fridge ...baakistan is bezt...


raa agint asks - does it still remain a mobile phone ?

May i poocho?? Bhy iz he playing endian song?? Iz he a raa agint???
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Hmmm.... What a relief after visiting Pakistan... That spicy pork flied lice at Lynn Choos' place was something! Now I can buckle up and be TFTA again and dance like Salman Khan.
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Narad wrote:Ya Allah. Ghan-Ghor Blasphemy.


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Not true! This is shariah compliant zone in Bartania and motorham is fully covered as per ijlamic traditions. In phact this is dijinner dress by baki phasion dijinners from Krachi phasion show.

You can see the look of abbreciation on maulana sab's face as he is secretly malishing his mijjile!
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Lalmohan wrote:some electricity officials don't like bumming
definite soosai if attempted
AOA! Bhat do eye hear on this dhaga?

Since bhen is soosai a peroblem? Joo ar phorgetting apout the 72 s that cum apther.

aalso it solbhes the bobulation peroblem in our cunt-ree.

Think Bojitive. No?

Salam.
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Aulakh Neeranjan
Ayesha de gaddi te Indoo da engine.
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Poaker sarre, Binna Sahare, Dekho Daily Gubbo ke Maare
Armitage ke neeche aa Kar , Ronye dahar marre, Marre
Abb batta de Vasleen ka dibba Kahan hai
Jaldi khol khol Amir Khani, Dard De raha Hindustani
Massa Uncle , Mujh se bolo naaa!!
O Allah , tunne kaisa kiya hai gotala
De dee Mush Peachy, Par beja kar diya Khala
Lahore se Dekho hum ayye , Kabbab bahut hai khayye,,
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http://www.dawn.com/2011/10/12/govt-pla ... idays.html
Govt plans two weekly holidays
bojitive neuj. we can now burn amreeka flags not only on frydin but also on saturdin. let uj imbort all flags from sweeter than honey fraand aj a good will gesture.
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Pliss to brovide capshun phor thij deeply symboric bicchar oph Bakistan-Cheeni relashunship
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Lin Chus: first i will chus your bottle
Abdul: ji jahanpana
Lin Chus: then ju will chus mei
Abdul: ji jahanpana
Lin Chus: then ju will drink mei jus
Abdul: jo hukum jahanpana
Lin Chus: your four-fathers have insulted my clan, prepare to be penetrated!
Jing Bang: thee hee hee
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Baki Momeen: O yes! Take it all juu biatch. Donot spit.

Cheeni Bilathel: MmUmmmmm. Too pig!!! mmumm Tooo piiig !!

Cheeni Bilathel peehind Baki: This ij not habbening.

( or Bhere ij my phucking Baki)
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Kaption:

"Ju kaffirs, tarrel bilader ij not thooking into pottle; he ij providing water to miltry aptul. Jast like tarrel provides JF blane"
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My tarrel fliend, you can try the bakistaniat koolaid that we have been drinking for the last 64 years! :D

(Cheeni birather is choking on it while the chikna apdul is wondering why TFTA apdul has deserted him for chikna Cheeni).
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[quote="MurthyB_
Pliss to brovide capshun phor thij deeply symboric bicchar oph Bakistan-Cheeni relashunship[/quote]

Raa aigint kaptured mannie shots oph Drawgown build shor raing MCREMs jewsed in da exercise.MCREMs= Manually Control Rear Entry Mizzle .
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Ya arrah!!!

phrom the looks oph the tashvir, it dekhos like the biladers are resting aphter a long hard din of a fisting cumpeeteaseion.

reminds me oph a aasmani rang philim i shot when I was sbreading bakistaniyat in prazil, it was called "two girls and a cup" very very very haram philim :shock: :oops: :eek: .
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zaid hamid's swayamvar
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Way opens for eunuchs’ right to inheritance

At last, Baki men too can claim an inheritance, not just their sisters/wives.
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Trik Kwestion for phellow jeehadis:

Who is the pest bakistani? Ju kan select anly bone phrom list pelow.


1. Bone who has the laangest peard.
2. Bone who has more bifes (wimmens)
3. Bone who has more khuspoos.
4. Bone who has the laargest debt.
5. Bone who is the most kanphused.
6. Bone who looks most like a baki (that is a pig).

Barning: it is a trik kwestion.

400 stribes phor wraang ansher.
phree soosai bhest phor write ansher.

Salam,

Kanishka Al Ullu ka Patha.
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Year in India: An Overview

Biraders! Thij calls phor bery bery big jeehard against thoje blasfemers oph joo-ess-yay and bharatis. Bhat ij thij nonsense oph akhund bharat eberybhere :evil: :twisted:
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Dr. Rehman Mullick! :rotfl:

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Dirty kaffirs played the trick again on pious bakistanis :(
honda launched this bike in bakistan with hidden subliminal hindu flag

pious innocent bakis figured it out only after 72000 bikes were sold
:((
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http://a.yfrog.com/img878/4908/4r4a.jpg

priyankas choti behen in Pakitan?
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Pakistan never came out of stone age in the first place, so hardly makes a difference!
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MurthyB wrote:Image

Pliss to brovide capshun phor thij deeply symboric bicchar oph Bakistan-Cheeni relashunship
izz the chini biladel thooking into the pottle ? :eek:
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^^^ "and this is how i maalish the karnail sahib's mijjile with the laftanant's help"
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Sbeshal Fried rice forces Lynn Choos and Bun'*'Mar Khan seem to have crawled out of a top secret septic tank. To me, the Pakvermin seems to be snatching the bottle of zam zam away from cheena birather

The convo goes like this

Lynn Choos " Hey Abdur, why make me crawl in sh1t"
Bun*mar Khan " To catch uighur rats joo musht crawl through sewers

aawar fraanship is deeper than burr hole and stinkier than dysentryl"
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why ij qadri junior looking at ejaz haider like that hain ji?
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Talking of rail crisis ... here is another angle.

Are these guys pious or less pious?

[youtube]1x15MY0YUtM&feature=related[/youtube]
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