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partha wrote:musharraff ij a traitor. just becauje see eye a said they will bomb uj to stone age, he agreed to fight their war. at the most what would hab happened if we were bombed to stone age hain? we would have begged for money from all over the world, expressed outrage over amreeka, burned their flags, supported taliban and other jihadis, our citijens would have made jihad attempts in amreekan homeland, killed shias and ahmedis etc etc.
Bhat a galat sawal! Bhat do joo mean that "we were going to be bombed into stone age", hain ji? Bakistan was and is already in stone age janab hence Amirkhan threat was dikhawa onlee and Mushy sahab agreed to GUPO for Amirkhan to show his enlarged heart (no, regular karahi gosht dinners had nothing to do with it).
mush: "ugh, my corset feels really tight after the pindi chana lunch..."
sepahiullah: "ji jahanpana"
kammandullah: "he he no one can see me maalishing my mijjile with do do haath behind el presidente!"
sepahiuddin: "ha ha eye can see shiny mess on floor from kammandullah, maybe i bhill inbhite him obher to my mess this raat?!"
mush: <thinking> 'eye wander iph my mards love me?'
I bring you glad tidings. Our glorious nation has again been listed in the top five on a worldwide indicator, a recently released report on air quality in countries around the globe by the World Health Organization. The 10 most polluted nations on earth are (drum roll, please):
Beebul, I am so proud. We are rubbing shoulders with so many of our fellow Arabs on this list. Yes, there are some habshis, like Nigeria, Senegal and Botswana, but there is even the land of our ancestor via the Mughals - Genghis Khan's Mongolia. I feel all faint!
I am the guessing that we are world leader in mental bollution. Today, I am in the mood for bosting boasting lists. So, although I know beebul know this already, here is the Top 10 failed states list for 2010:
Hmmm.... What a relief after visiting Pakistan... That spicy pork flied lice at Lynn Choos' place was something! Now I can buckle up and be TFTA again and dance like Salman Khan.
Not true! This is shariah compliant zone in Bartania and motorham is fully covered as per ijlamic traditions. In phact this is dijinner dress by baki phasion dijinners from Krachi phasion show.
You can see the look of abbreciation on maulana sab's face as he is secretly malishing his mijjile!
Poaker sarre, Binna Sahare, Dekho Daily Gubbo ke Maare
Armitage ke neeche aa Kar , Ronye dahar marre, Marre
Abb batta de Vasleen ka dibba Kahan hai
Jaldi khol khol Amir Khani, Dard De raha Hindustani
Massa Uncle , Mujh se bolo naaa!!
O Allah , tunne kaisa kiya hai gotala
De dee Mush Peachy, Par beja kar diya Khala
Lahore se Dekho hum ayye , Kabbab bahut hai khayye,,
bojitive neuj. we can now burn amreeka flags not only on frydin but also on saturdin. let uj imbort all flags from sweeter than honey fraand aj a good will gesture.
Lin Chus: first i will chus your bottle
Abdul: ji jahanpana
Lin Chus: then ju will chus mei
Abdul: ji jahanpana
Lin Chus: then ju will drink mei jus
Abdul: jo hukum jahanpana
Lin Chus: your four-fathers have insulted my clan, prepare to be penetrated!
Jing Bang: thee hee hee
phrom the looks oph the tashvir, it dekhos like the biladers are resting aphter a long hard din of a fisting cumpeeteaseion.
reminds me oph a aasmani rang philim i shot when I was sbreading bakistaniyat in prazil, it was called "two girls and a cup" very very very haram philim .
Who is the pest bakistani? Ju kan select anly bone phrom list pelow.
1. Bone who has the laangest peard.
2. Bone who has more bifes (wimmens)
3. Bone who has more khuspoos.
4. Bone who has the laargest debt.
5. Bone who is the most kanphused.
6. Bone who looks most like a baki (that is a pig).
Sbeshal Fried rice forces Lynn Choos and Bun'*'Mar Khan seem to have crawled out of a top secret septic tank. To me, the Pakvermin seems to be snatching the bottle of zam zam away from cheena birather
The convo goes like this
Lynn Choos " Hey Abdur, why make me crawl in sh1t"
Bun*mar Khan " To catch uighur rats joo musht crawl through sewers
aawar fraanship is deeper than burr hole and stinkier than dysentryl"
Bhat do joo mean that "we were going to be bombed into stone age", hain ji? Bakistan was and is already in stone age janab hence Amirkhan threat was dikhawa onlee and Mushy sahab agreed to GUPO for Amirkhan to show his enlarged heart (no, regular karahi gosht dinners had nothing to do with it).
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