Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv Newj

Prem · Post by **Prem** » 05 Feb 2013 11:04

Anujan wrote:What is this superpowl that I keep hearing of in Amreeka?

Bakistan has the biggest bowl!! Amreeka should give money to Bakistan instead of wasting it on superpowl

Bakistan is Super Powl bith Nobaal Blayed with Beggingbowl.

Hole wuld izz bitness of Pakistan azz

Land of the Fleas yand Home of No Brain

Sushupti · Post by **Sushupti** » 05 Feb 2013 21:23

National bird option for bakistan

http://spectrum.ieee.org/automaton/robo ... pectrum%29

joygoswami · Post by **joygoswami** » 06 Feb 2013 06:05

partha · Post by **partha** » 06 Feb 2013 10:57

^
Bicharshopped onlee.

Baikul · Post by **Baikul** » 06 Feb 2013 11:45

^^ Topi wala maulener seems to be habbier in the second bicture with hij hand on fellow hard....

partha · Post by **partha** » 06 Feb 2013 14:05

http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/cricket/21289087

Ex-England wicketkeeper Phil Mustard says he wants to play in the Pakistan Super League despite safety warnings.

The international players' union (Fica) described the security situation in Pakistan as "unmanageable".

Nishan-E-Bakistan for Phill Mustard. AoA!!

member_23658 · Post by **member_23658** » 06 Feb 2013 15:13

http://www.zemtv.com/2013/02/01/baat-se ... uary-2013/

Bhat is sax centar ? sweeter than haney friendly chineese aunty explains to detective baki motorhoma!

Lilo · Post by **Lilo** » 06 Feb 2013 15:39

anupmisra · Post by **anupmisra** » 06 Feb 2013 21:20

partha wrote:^
Bicharshopped onlee.

Bhy ij the momeen on the right hand looking jo sad?

SBajwa · Post by **SBajwa** » 06 Feb 2013 21:33

Bhat is sax centar ? sweeter than haney friendly chineese aunty explains to detective baki motorhoma!

LOL!!! Sax Center, Brothel or Kotha!! bhat is in da name!!

kish · Post by **kish** » 06 Feb 2013 21:53

anupmisra wrote:
partha wrote:^
Bicharshopped onlee.

Bhy ij the momeen on the right hand looking jo sad?

Itt ijj peecause tha man pehind him ij pushing hard? Don't ajk me bhere?

Prem · Post by **Prem** » 07 Feb 2013 09:28

Poaq Inbred Inshallah Met Indian INSAllah en Karrgil yand da rezult waaz =======?
1.... Keemallah
2....Downhillskiallah
3....Jaahanamallah

rajanb · Post by **rajanb** » 07 Feb 2013 23:13

Jhujar wrote:Poaq Inbred Inshallah Met Indian INSAllah en Karrgil yand da rezult waaz =======?
1.... Keemallah
2....Downhillskiallah
3....Jaahanamallah

Nawt to menshun:

4... Crappeing-een-my salwarullah
5... Dreemingoph-my-goatullah

Birathers,

Ij eet troo thayt noa moare Virgeens awr awailable een thee awltimate gaarden?

joygoswami · Post by **joygoswami** » 08 Feb 2013 06:43

Anujan · Post by **Anujan** » 08 Feb 2013 22:29

Raid in lalmullah's office: Led Lips massage paloul

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vivek_ahuja · Post by **vivek_ahuja** » 09 Feb 2013 01:22

joygoswami wrote:

Loved the cinematography there!

Lalmohan · Post by **Lalmohan** » 11 Feb 2013 13:05

Birathers! i habh good khabar! Eye yam reading in nature dhaaga that in hyderabad the zoo is allowing adoption of animals and full access with family to any animal adopted! Eye hiyar they habh an ekstenshibh kallakshun oph goats!!
A-o-A!! Ak47 phyrr!!
[plij to send me juour adaapshan fees as naarmal kallakshun process phor palestini and cashemiri children and lalmasjid charity kammittee bhill do the needphool!]

anupmisra · Post by **anupmisra** » 11 Feb 2013 16:26

Lalmohan wrote:Birathers! i habh good khabar! Eye yam reading in nature dhaaga that in hyderabad the zoo is allowing adoption of animals and full access with family to any animal adopted! Eye hiyar they habh an ekstenshibh kallakshun oph goats!!
A-o-A!! Ak47 phyrr!!
[plij to send me juour adaapshan fees as naarmal kallakshun process phor palestini and cashemiri children and lalmasjid charity kammittee bhill do the needphool!]

Bhill thij qualify aj conjoogal vijit?

partha · Post by **partha** » 12 Feb 2013 11:22

Is that Hatf 6 mijjile or a shot from AeroPak 2013?

Lalmohan · Post by **Lalmohan** » 12 Feb 2013 12:51

no! that is superherrow mujahijras leaping back in fear on seeing safron bandits

Anand K · Post by **Anand K** » 12 Feb 2013 15:21

Dear IEDitar,

I pooch bhy oh bhy some herrows jumb with Heggler Ghosht MP-5 Sab-Ma-Cheen bandooks bhile others jumb with Heggler Ghosht G3 ajjault bandooks? Bhat type of migjjed unit is thij, hain?
Aljo, phrom bhat I can yaad oph inpantry tactij phrom my nanha mujaheddin dins in Aabpara and Khost hunting Kufr Roosis, thij type of jumbing and pumbing golis will get all shaheeded before joo can say "Led Lips Palroul"!

Conphusedly yours,

A phormer aluminium,
Aabpaara Clajj of '83

Lalmohan · Post by **Lalmohan** » 12 Feb 2013 15:35

ju mean ju know how to jump and shoot?
or du ju mean shoot n scoot?

sudhan · Post by **sudhan** » 12 Feb 2013 16:34

Maulaners,

I hab a pooch..

My cheeni fraand who is vijiting me and my kuspoos in my kave kamplex keeps saying "blothel"... Now how do I know if he is expresshing biratherly love, or wants to go some haraami blace? Bery conphushed..

Bliss to help..

jours flea-searchingly,
Sudhanuddin

Lalmohan · Post by **Lalmohan** » 12 Feb 2013 17:05

sudhanullah, bhy ju aar naat doing do-in-won?
atleast ju bhill be happy, naat suar about taller than karakorum dost though...

SriKumar · Post by **SriKumar** » 13 Feb 2013 05:54

partha wrote:Is that Hatf 6 mijjile or a shot from AeroPak 2013?

Neither, my dear dost..... Bhen Japanese charging at enemy...they screaming: 'Banzai Charge'. Our brave soldiers are screaming and charging to their platoon's martial war cry: Oppan Gangnam Style

They are pratising their dancing pozeshuns while charging....bhery bhery muskhil...but they are admirably great job, .....look at the line dance.

krishnan · Post by **krishnan** » 13 Feb 2013 09:53

why is one guy aiming at the camera ???

kenop · Post by **kenop** » 13 Feb 2013 10:36

Kamera shootj and the gun shootj
Who ij winning?
Gun shootj at speed of bullet
Kamera shootj at speed of light
Who ij winning?
Mard-e-momeen jump in joy
Ju asking bhy?
It ij bhy aj it ij just a game
That bhi claim
oph shoting bad talipaan
The Kamera shooting told khan bhi phyte
Bhen it baj just a game of hyde-and-seekh
(they hyde and then bhi eat sheekh kabab)

Anujan · Post by **Anujan** » 13 Feb 2013 10:39

Kushpoo got its 72

http://www.nation.com.pk/pakistan-news- ... uth-africa
Pakistan sacrifice goat to ward off ‘evils in South Africa’

The team management offered sadqa to ward off the crisis by sacrificing a goat and distributing its meat among the Muslim community

Lilo · Post by **Lilo** » 13 Feb 2013 10:50

More prroof that Baki Army has mast'ered the secret art oph Phliying

Anujan · Post by **Anujan** » 13 Feb 2013 10:58

Why phor in the phirst photu the moojahid on the left is in No 2 posishun hainji?
And in the last photu the moojahid is in phlying no 2 posishun?

kenop · Post by **kenop** » 13 Feb 2013 11:12

I am suar that sacriphijes lyke khuspoo are naat going to work. The team haj phorgotten itj tradishun ot tableeghi jammat. The kaptan baj complaining last beek that in the timej of aphridi there baj emphajij on praying pojishun. Now thij kaptan bill naat take any pojishun I think. And bhen bere bhi bhinning lyke 47, 65, 71, 99? hain ji? It baj under aphridi bhen prayar bojishun waj in the mind aph eberybady.
Aljo remember 2-3 saal back abhar mard boxerj had kanbarted two nigerian boxerj bhen they came to Krachi phar phyte. That waj a troo bhiktory aljo.
Nao Nigeria ij naat phaar from aphrika if ju ask me.
On taap oph that they gabe it to momeenj. They shold have gben to kaffirs so that they could kanbart. Naat bhorking I say

joygoswami · Post by **joygoswami** » 13 Feb 2013 12:41

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Sushupti · Post by **Sushupti** » 13 Feb 2013 17:05

anupmisra · Post by **anupmisra** » 13 Feb 2013 17:15

Sushupti wrote:

Shu-Shup Tuddin, ij that photu of the three bashindey from the famous maualner-approved magajeen called Paki Ijlamic Momeen quarterly? I habe all itj ijjues from 1947. Good pak-khana reading material.

member_23858 · Post by **member_23858** » 14 Feb 2013 02:04

Sushupti wrote:

Sushupt-dullah ijh dat the mard e momeen Mian Yousuff Yohaana??sitting along with the mushtaq scoundrel???
or i mite say Mian Mohammad You-safe

He ijh tha proof dat Minorities in pakistan are more than safe , and they embrace ijhlam due to love of rasool only...

Prem · Post by **Prem** » 14 Feb 2013 02:11

Poaq P90 Tank Trail in La Hore . New ERA called Tamasha from Massha

Prem · Post by **Prem** » 14 Feb 2013 02:20

anupmisra wrote:
Sushupti wrote:[
Shu-Shup Tuddin, ij that photu of the three bashindey from the famous maualner-approved magajeen called Paki Ijlamic Momeen quarterly? I habe all itj ijjues from 1947. Good pak-khana reading material.

Mullah Do Pyaza, Mullah Teen Pyaza Yand Mullah Foowrr Pyaza Doing Da takaza oph
Touch No Mizzle, Maalish No Mizzile Yand Look No Miizzle.

RCase · Post by **RCase** » 14 Feb 2013 03:11

Sushupti wrote:

This ij the Baki vershun of the three monkeys at the enaugyration of world phamus La-whore Matro Bus:

Hear NO Ebil -No braplem. We are rady for bum blast. AoA!
See NO Ebil - dark glasses are for taqiya so that the world doj naat see bhat I see.
Do NO Ebil - rady to press putton on smaartphone to akitivate IED.

Al Bakistan PITB!

Lilo · Post by **Lilo** » 14 Feb 2013 20:42

ijj thijj the Baki vershun of four father gun Hain ?

member_23858 · Post by **member_23858** » 14 Feb 2013 21:22

Lilo wrote:

ijj thijj the Baki vershun of four father gun Hain ?

but mullah lilo janab, bhere hab the paki mujahids gone??
Bhy ijh begum mumtaz nat bhearing burkha???