Terrorist Islamic Republic of Pakistan - Feb 21, 2013

Rajdeep · Post by **Rajdeep** » 03 Mar 2013 10:18

RCase wrote:Coming on the heels of the elephant Malsi (you can't make this up! Live comedy). Now there is a search for a female elephant!

Improving the zoo, Female elephant wanted, preferably FREE

ISLAMABAD:
The Capital Development Authority (CDA) wants to get a new elephant for Marghazar Zoo from Sri Lanka — but they want it for free. (audacity of bheek)

The authority will formally request the High Commission of Sri Lanka in Islamabad to donate a female elephant for the only zoo in Islamabad, said an official on Friday. “The civic body will write to the High Commission within the upcoming week to ask for the donation of a female elephant for Marghazar Zoo. A similar request will also be made to South African authorities for the provision of a pair of lions,” CDA Spokesperson Ramzan Sajid confirmed.

The sri lankan SDRE female elephant should be thankful to the TFTA male elephant/s she will have to pleasure at the malsi zoo.

jash_p · Post by **jash_p** » 03 Mar 2013 10:36

CRamS
Guys, this question is TSP related. I just heard that this Bollywood movie about 26/11 is being released today in my city.

Now, before a spend one penny supporting that ISI bank rolled enterprise called Bollywood, does anybody know what this movie is about?

Wow great news !!!!!!!! I thought that Paki gov. will not allow this movie to run in Paki theater.

RajeshA · Post by **RajeshA** » 03 Mar 2013 11:33

RCase wrote:Coming on the heels of the elephant Malsi (you can't make this up! Live comedy). Now there is a search for a female elephant!

Improving the zoo, Female elephant wanted, preferably FREE

ISLAMABAD:
The Capital Development Authority (CDA) wants to get a new elephant for Marghazar Zoo from Sri Lanka — but they want it for free. (audacity of bheek)

The authority will formally request the High Commission of Sri Lanka in Islamabad to donate a female elephant for the only zoo in Islamabad, said an official on Friday. “The civic body will write to the High Commission within the upcoming week to ask for the donation of a female elephant for Marghazar Zoo. A similar request will also be made to South African authorities for the provision of a pair of lions,” CDA Spokesperson Ramzan Sajid confirmed.

The Islamics are always keen on non-Muslim females! Now they want the females for free also! Sri Lanka should say No onlee! Stop this Love Jihad!

Narad · Post by **Narad** » 03 Mar 2013 11:42

Momeens taking purity to new levels.

Taliban threaten to bomb mobile phone shops

PESHAWAR - Taliban have threatened to bomb a mobile phone market in Peshawar for the ‘shameless’ selling of video clips, ring tones and accessories, officials said Saturday.
Some 60 shopkeepers received letters in the post ordering them to burn the offending stock,?? including memory cards and speakers for MP3 players, and stick to selling only mobile phones and essential accessories.

DVD and CD shops have in the past been bombed by militants who deemed the businesses ‘un-Islamic’.In one of the letters, seen by AFP, militants wrote: “Do not compel us to send a bomber... stop this shameless business in one week and burn the shameful stuff. Just sell mobile phones, batteries and chargers.

“Your markets have become centers of shamelessness... Our mission is to stop this shameless business and if you do not stop it yourself then we will make an example of you and your market.” Officials and police acted quickly to minimise the threat from would-be bombers.
“We have immediately closed down the shops doing ring tones and video clips business, after about 60 shopkeepers received threatening letters from Taliban by mail,” local market association secretary general Shakil Ahmed told AFP.

He said parking spots for motorcycles - which are sometimes packed with explosives and detonated - had been moved away from the market and police had been asked to increase security.
Senior police official Faisal Murad said patrols had been stepped up around the market in Peshawar, which sits on the edge of tribal region - a haven for Taliban and Al-Qaeda-linked militants.
The Taliban have increased its campaign of violence in recent months, leading to fears that violence could mar a general election scheduled to take place by mid-May.

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partha · Post by **partha** » 03 Mar 2013 15:04

Can anyone check whether www.pakistantoday.com.pk is accessible? I am not able to load that page. Not responding to pings too.

Anindya · Post by **Anindya** » 03 Mar 2013 15:10

Pakistani clerics endorse suicide bombings, reject proposed peace conference

The tortuous path of the Afghan government's plan for a regional ulema conference that would issue a fatwa condemning suicide attacks reached a new impasse yesterday when the head of Pakistan's ulema council stated that suicide attacks are permissible. The proposed conference, originally put forward by Afghanistan's High Peace Council, was agreed to by Pakistan in November, and then hit a series of snags as it was condemned by the Taliban in late December and early January.

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In an interesting twist, last month the Taliban changed their stance from condemning the proposed conference to demanding to take part in it. Reports suggested that Pakistan's position on the proposed conference mirrored that of the Taliban, which remained steadfastly opposed to a gathering that would potentially outlaw the tactic of suicide bombing. [See LWJ report, Karzai presses for fatwa on suicide attacks.]

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The picture became much clearer yesterday, however, when the head of Pakistan's ulema council announced that suicide attacks are permitted in Afghanistan so long as US forces remain in the country.

"Palestine is occupied by Israel, Kashmir by India, and Afghanistan by the US. So if the Muslims don't have the atomic bomb, they should sacrifice their lives for God," Tahir Ashrafi, the head of the Pakistan Ulema Council, told TOLOnews.

Significantly, Ashrafi's rhetoric on suicide attacks is identical to that of the Movement of the Taliban in Pakistan. In January 2009, the Movement of the Taliban in Pakistan released a propaganda tape in which a jihadist said that "suicide bombers are the atomic weapons of Muslims."

In the tape, a teenage suicide bomber named Masood, who was involved with a May 2008 double suicide bombing in Lahore, stated: "Suicide bombers are the atomic weapons of Muslims because Muslims do not have the latest weapons to fight enemies who are committing atrocities against Muslims in Kashmir, Palestine, Afghanistan and Iraq."

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In another interesting twist, Ahmad Saeedi, an Afghan political commentator, has claimed that the latest statement on suicide bombings by the head of the Pakistani ulema was issued at the request of Pakistan's Inter-Service Intelligence Directorate, according to Pajwhok Afghan News.

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It is not surprising that the Taliban continue to sabotage any attempt to curtail the use of suicide attacks, which constitute one of the most powerful weapons in their arsenal. As data compiled by the South Asia Intelligence Review of the South Asia Terrorism Portal show, the number of suicide attacks in Afghanistan rose from one in 2001 (the bombing that killed Northern Alliance leader Ahmad Shah Massoud on Sept. 9, 2001, two days before 9/11) to 736 by Sept. 5, 2011 (the date of the SAIR report), with a total of 3,755 fatalities.

member_23367 · Post by **member_23367** » 03 Mar 2013 15:13

Lilo · Post by **Lilo** » 03 Mar 2013 15:41

Anindya wrote: ....
The picture became much clearer yesterday, however, when the head of Pakistan's ulema council announced that suicide attacks are permitted in Afghanistan so long as US forces remain in the country.

"Palestine is occupied by Israel, Kashmir by India, and Afghanistan by the US. So if the Muslims don't have the atomic bomb, they should sacrifice their lives for God," Tahir Ashrafi, the head of the Pakistan Ulema Council, told TOLOnews.

Significantly, Ashrafi's rhetoric on suicide attacks is identical to that of the Movement of the Taliban in Pakistan. In January 2009, the Movement of the Taliban in Pakistan released a propaganda tape in which a jihadist said that "suicide bombers are the atomic weapons of Muslims."

In the tape, a teenage suicide bomber named Masood, who was involved with a May 2008 double suicide bombing in Lahore, stated: "Suicide bombers are the atomic weapons of Muslims because Muslims do not have the latest weapons to fight enemies who are committing atrocities against Muslims in Kashmir, Palestine, Afghanistan and Iraq."
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Taleban wants to start suicide attacks in India - we must be prepared to deter and repel them.

vishvak · Post by **vishvak** » 03 Mar 2013 15:42

Anindya wrote:Pakistani clerics endorse suicide bombings, reject proposed peace conference

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After accepting request for conference- the terrorists have misused invitation to make the process a tool to legitimate suicide bombing, from position of control of talibans and indicated total violence.

Notice how pakis have gone about it , twists & turns, and endorsement of suicide is open and loud from clerics of Islam.

A deceptive tale of terrorism from a country that is at forefront against war on selective terror.

Lilo · Post by **Lilo** » 03 Mar 2013 15:50

partha wrote:Can anyone check whether http://www.pakistantoday.com.pk is accessible? I am not able to load that page. Not responding to pings too.

Not loading for me.
Google translate too is not working for this page which means its most probably down for all

http://translate.google.com/translate?s ... 2F&act=url

Blow back has begun on the Malsi'c Elephant article ?

harbans · Post by **harbans** » 03 Mar 2013 15:57

Not being an Al Gore, but i can't help commenting on this Malsi affair. I started this concept late 90's/ early 2000's on some Yahoo groups/forums IIRC. I had in addition said the Holy book of the Malsi is the Narok and written a satire kind of article which did find some interest. Then i saw this surface a few months back in TOI comments sections. The intent then was in arguing with some Islamists that tomorrow if i start a relgion called Malsi with the exact mirror tenets in Malsi's Holy Book Narok, calling for Dahij on all Non Malsi's would it be acceptable.

James B · Post by **James B** » 03 Mar 2013 15:57

partha wrote:Can anyone check whether http://www.pakistantoday.com.pk is accessible? I am not able to load that page. Not responding to pings too.

Because of this

harbans · Post by **harbans** » 03 Mar 2013 15:59

Pak today, Not working. I think the author should take care. BTW is he based in Pakistan?

RajeshA · Post by **RajeshA** » 03 Mar 2013 17:15

Lilo wrote:
Anindya wrote: ....
The picture became much clearer yesterday, however, when the head of Pakistan's ulema council announced that suicide attacks are permitted in Afghanistan so long as US forces remain in the country.

"Palestine is occupied by Israel, Kashmir by India, and Afghanistan by the US. So if the Muslims don't have the atomic bomb, they should sacrifice their lives for God," Tahir Ashrafi, the head of the Pakistan Ulema Council, told TOLOnews.

Significantly, Ashrafi's rhetoric on suicide attacks is identical to that of the Movement of the Taliban in Pakistan. In January 2009, the Movement of the Taliban in Pakistan released a propaganda tape in which a jihadist said that "suicide bombers are the atomic weapons of Muslims."

In the tape, a teenage suicide bomber named Masood, who was involved with a May 2008 double suicide bombing in Lahore, stated: "Suicide bombers are the atomic weapons of Muslims because Muslims do not have the latest weapons to fight enemies who are committing atrocities against Muslims in Kashmir, Palestine, Afghanistan and Iraq."
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Taleban wants to start suicide attacks in India - we must be prepared to deter and repel them.

Every time Pakistan non-actors, bad-actors attack India, India should occupy a part of Pakistan, check in the Mullahs and Ghazis in the area in the Barzakh Hotel and ensure that the population develops a liking for other elephants like Kitsa, Hdduab, Niaj and Hkis which happy to be a lot more cuddly and better dressed!

chaanakya · Post by **chaanakya** » 03 Mar 2013 17:20

harbans wrote:Pak today, Not working. I think the author should take care. BTW is he based in Pakistan?

Its back online. Must be DNS outage from servers in their tallel friend china

chetak · Post by **chetak** » 03 Mar 2013 17:30

SamG wrote:

Is it a gay group??

abhijitm · Post by **abhijitm** » 03 Mar 2013 17:46

^^ BLO!!

JE Menon · Post by **JE Menon** » 03 Mar 2013 18:15

They have a vacancy section called "Jobs Available"

uddu · Post by **uddu** » 03 Mar 2013 18:33

RajeshA wrote:Every time Pakistan non-actors, bad-actors attack India, India should occupy a part of Pakistan, check in the Mullahs and Ghazis in the area in the Barzakh Hotel and ensure that the population develops a liking for other elephants like Kitsa, Hdduab, Niaj and Hkis which happy to be a lot more cuddly and better dressed!

This is the best solution which must have been started long back and ended by now. At the helm we need someone who can be a leader and a visionary. Not an incompetent and irresponsible person. Waiting for Modi to become PM.

anupmisra · Post by **anupmisra** » 03 Mar 2013 20:03

Capitulation!
Cyril Almeida says it the way he sees it (the TTP-Ikap Goberment talks).

Count the ways in which the Taliban have racked up wins with the devilishly timed offer of talks.

And arguably the Taliban’s greatest victory.

So it’s time to buy some time.

Who knows, maybe instead of 20 suicide bombings, 10 devastating attacks and five high-profile assassinations during campaign season, there’ll be five suicide bombings, three devastating attacks and one high-profile assassination, the politician willing to sue for peace is saying privately.

It’s election time.

After all, pa'astan na khapay.

anupmisra · Post by **anupmisra** » 03 Mar 2013 20:10

AoA!

Five dead, over 20 hurt in Karachi twin blasts

the first explosion was caused with the help of explosives strapped to a motorcycle at the entrance of Abbas Town while the second one, which is said to be a CNG cylinder blast ( ), happened a few minutes later inside the Town

arun · Post by **arun** » 03 Mar 2013 20:34

The death toll in the demonstration of the IEDology of Pakistan in the Islamic Republics financial capital of Karachi has rapidly climbed, as at 8.13 pm PST to 16.

This demonstration of the IEDology of Pakistan could likely be a case of Green on Green Inter-Mohammadden religion inspired sectarian blood letting as the area where the bomb went off is reportedly a Shia Mohammadden dominated area.

For a country claimed to have been created as a safe haven for the Mohammaddens of the Indian Sub-Continent, the Mohammadden citizens of the Islamic Republic of Pakistan seem to be pretty unihibited about killing co-religionists for sectarian differences

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Twin blasts in Karachi: Live updates

jash_p · Post by **jash_p** » 03 Mar 2013 20:39

Pakistan 195/7 (20/20 ov)

South Africa 100 (12.2/20 ov)

Pakistan won by 95 runs

AOA !! H & D of whitewash of test matches have been restored.

abhijitm · Post by **abhijitm** » 03 Mar 2013 21:09

the score is 24

member_23858 · Post by **member_23858** » 03 Mar 2013 21:09

SamG wrote:

Is that the flowchart from the famous telebunnies book "Assasination for Abduls"?

Going by the chart, its 10 percenti next

abhijitm · Post by **abhijitm** » 03 Mar 2013 21:12

[url=xxhttp://dawn.com/2013/03/03/loud-explosion-in-karachi/]Twin explosions rock Karachi[/url]

At least 24 people have been killed and 55 others injured as a result. The dead and injured have been rushed to local hospitals.

some funny quotes from the above report:

Electricity in the area has disappeared, reports said.

Initial reports suggest that a motorcycle has been destroyed as a result of one of the explosions.

The president along with PM Raja Pervez Ashraf have called upon Interior Minister Rehman Malik to submit a report to them on the incident.

Comer · Post by **Comer** » 03 Mar 2013 21:13

I think Bilawal Lovers Organization(Waziristan) loves Bilawal more.

abhijitm · Post by **abhijitm** » 03 Mar 2013 21:17

the score is now 25.

arun · Post by **arun** » 03 Mar 2013 21:38

Anindya wrote:Pakistani clerics endorse suicide bombings, reject proposed peace conference

In an interesting twist, last month the Taliban changed their stance from condemning the proposed conference to demanding to take part in it. Reports suggested that Pakistan's position on the proposed conference mirrored that of the Taliban, which remained steadfastly opposed to a gathering that would potentially outlaw the tactic of suicide bombing. [See LWJ report, Karzai presses for fatwa on suicide attacks.]

...
The picture became much clearer yesterday, however, when the head of Pakistan's ulema council announced that suicide attacks are permitted in Afghanistan so long as US forces remain in the country.

"Palestine is occupied by Israel, Kashmir by India, and Afghanistan by the US. So if the Muslims don't have the atomic bomb, they should sacrifice their lives for God," Tahir Ashrafi, the head of the Pakistan Ulema Council, told TOLOnews.

...
In another interesting twist, Ahmad Saeedi, an Afghan political commentator, has claimed that the latest statement on suicide bombings by the head of the Pakistani ulema was issued at the request of Pakistan's Inter-Service Intelligence Directorate, according to Pajwhok Afghan News.

The Mohammadden Cleric who sanctified suicide bombing, namely Tahir Ashrafi, is quite an “interesting” character.

There were press reports that he got drunk and was found passed out after a party at the German Embassy and tried to cover up this haram activity of being leglessly inebriated by claiming to have been kidnapped and injected with an intoxicant

. He blamed Ahmadiyya’s, Shia’s and Sunni Barelvi’s for his kidnapping:

Mystery of Tahir Ashrafi’s kidnapping: This is how they distort history

akashganga · Post by **akashganga** » 03 Mar 2013 21:52

Islam of the arabs, by the arabs , for the arabs. See what Islam has done to pakjabis when they replaced sanatana dharma with islam few generations back. Nobody wants these pakis in their midst not indians, not westerners, not even arabs (except to use as pawn in their global ambitions), and not even pakis want other pakis in their midst.

jamwal · Post by **jamwal** » 03 Mar 2013 22:02

According to pakis, RAW was behind attack on Sri Lankan cricketers in Lahore

Eight Pakistanis, mostly policemen, were killed when commando-style gunmen attacked the convoy with rocket-propelled grenades and AK47 machine guns.

The poor security for the visitors and the ease with which the terrorists were able to target the team, has further isolated both Pakistan as a global hub of terrorism and a venue for international cricket.
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A leaked report from Punjab's Crime Investigation Department (CID), passed to Pakistani papers reveals that authorities were warned almost six weeks ago, of a plot and urged the all security agencies in the state and federal governments to take special precautions to protect the visitors.
The report identifies the Indian intelligence service, the Research and Analysis Wing (RAW), as the force behind the plot – an accusation regularly traded between India and Pakistan – but specifically identified the drive between their hotel and the stadium as the scene of the attack.

Pakistani newspapers quoted the report, dated January 22nd 2009, warning:"It has reliably been learnt that RAW (Indian intelligence agency) has assigned its agents the task to target Sri Lankan cricket team during its current visit to Lahore, especially while travelling between the hotel and stadium or at hotel during their stay.

"It is evident that RAW intends to show Pakistan a security risk state for sports events, particularly when the European and the Indian teams have already postponed their proposed visits considering it a high security risk to visit Pakistan .Extreme vigilance and heightened security arrangements indicated." A further letter from Punjab's then chief minister Shahbaz Sharif's office to Lahore's Inspector-General of Police and security ministers, requested extra security protection for the tourists. "The chief minister has seen the enclosed source report and has desired that every effort may be made for the security of the Sri Lankan cricket team during its current visit to Lahore. He has further desired that extreme vigilance and heightened security arrangement may be made to avert any untoward incident," his officials wrote.

RamaY · Post by **RamaY** » 03 Mar 2013 22:23

anupmisra wrote:AoA!

Five dead, over 20 hurt in Karachi twin blasts

the first explosion was caused with the help of explosives strapped to a motorcycle at the entrance of Abbas Town while the second one, which is said to be a CNG cylinder blast ( ), happened a few minutes later inside the Town

Time to shut down Gas pipelines and Gas cylinders in Pakistan. Now that Taliban declared mobile phones haram, they should go to.

I am glad Af-Pak is going back to 600AD. Once they are there, it will be easy for India to lead them into 569AD.

shravan · Post by **shravan** » 03 Mar 2013 22:33

Death toll now stands at 47,135 injured #Karachi #Shiagenocide

member_23252 · Post by **member_23252** » 03 Mar 2013 22:36

As Per Dawn latest score is 33

saip · Post by **saip** » 03 Mar 2013 22:40

jamwal wrote:According to pakis, RAW was behind attack on Sri Lankan cricketers in Lahore

This report is dated March 2009!

saip · Post by **saip** » 03 Mar 2013 22:43

Wow! For the cause of Islam even the Gas cylinders are committing suicide in unison. Can the next Olympics include synchronized gas cylinder explosions as one of the events instead of wrestling?

JE Menon · Post by **JE Menon** » 03 Mar 2013 22:43

Are they sure it's twin blasts?

ramana · Post by **ramana** » 04 Mar 2013 00:14

anupmisra wrote:AoA!

Five dead, over 20 hurt in Karachi twin blasts

the first explosion was caused with the help of explosives strapped to a motorcycle at the entrance of Abbas Town while the second one, which is said to be a CNG cylinder blast ( ), happened a few minutes later inside the Town

Pakistan is so Islamic that even CNG cylinders attack in suicide blasts.

RoyG · Post by **RoyG** » 04 Mar 2013 00:39

Shias are being blown to bits. I grew up with some pious paki shias that always carried Pakistan in their hearts wherever they went. What anguish they must be in!

45 dead many injured in the "economic capital." They don't use the stock exchange for much. Waiting for that to get a taste of jihad. It is gambling after all.

partha · Post by **partha** » 04 Mar 2013 00:48

James B wrote:
partha wrote:Can anyone check whether http://www.pakistantoday.com.pk is accessible? I am not able to load that page. Not responding to pings too.
Because of this

Ah ok! Thanks.