I doubt many readers for whom this is meant still have their heads/thinking parts above water. I know the water in Lahore is only inches deep, but that would still be over the ankles. None the less, propreity demands we broadcast sane advice, and we are resigned to it even at the cost of appearing naive.
jump ship
- Lit. to leave one's job on a ship and fail to be aboard it when it sails; [for a sailor] to go AWOL. One of the deckhands jumped ship at the last port.
- Fig. to leave any post or position; to quit or resign, especially when there is difficulty with the job. None of the editors liked the new policies, so they all jumped ship as soon as other jobs opened up.
Please be aware that getting your undies wet in salty crocodile infested waters does not qualify as
jumping ship. If still confused, please also see: jump, ship. One does not simply go
overboard with these things, there is pomp and circumstance involved in
defecting.
Please note also that defecting does not involve brown-pant tactics while shouting
eeeeeee. A spoken character does not substitute, and neither the smell, substance or color are helpful. It is even worse if the sight of a native species results in
eeeeeee cause in the same water one is swimming. That is right out, and will instantly disqualify you from any favorable consideration. Also, no hiding in the bushes, whether shouting
eeeee or not.
The correct methods for defecting may include ramming the tippu sultan into a barrier reef improving coral habitat and raising a white flag. Alternatively, donating it to the salvation army will qualify you for a small tax deduction if you can raise taxable income.
Although little help is available for al-khalid riders due to limited range preventing even reaching foreign lands, one can contemplate pulling the ejection switch in a jf17-thunder at strategic locations with the martin-baker providing sufficient thrust to push you over the border. This may be dangerous for a species with a spine, but you needn't take any special precautions in that regard.
In neighborly spirit, please consume as you would, this as your choicest zam-zam cola. And may the djinns scare away any crocodiles, or even alligators, in your righteous path.