Terroristan - March 31, 2022

[Amber G.]

Donkey Strolls into Pakistan's Senate During Session

The unexpected visitor wandered confidently across the red-carpeted floor amid wooden desks during a scheduled Senate session on Thursday. Lawmakers reacted with amusement, while the lighthearted moment inspired jokes likening the donkey to politicians or quipping it fit right in. No official word emerged on how the animal entered, leaving the quirky intrusion as a memorable Senate surprise.

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[saip]

AI generated?

[Amber G.]

^^^ NO! (Not AI - reported in many places.

Edited later: Turns out it was AI generate.

Meanwhile per news items:
>>> U.S TO PAKISTAN’S TOP GENERAL: TIME’S UP, GET READY FOR SANCTIONS

In a scathing letter to Secretary of State Marco Rubio, 44 Members of Congress just torched Pakistan’s top general Asim Munir - accusing him of running a global crackdown machine targeting journalists, political opponents, and even U.S citizens.

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[Amber G.]

Pakistan President has APPROVED the appointment of Army Chief Asim Munir as the Chief of the Defence Forces.

[SRajesh]

May i ask the Pakistan experts especially those in the know how about the keys to the WMD:
What happens in the future especially in the scenario of so called limited skirmishes or conflict under the umbrella of nuclear conflagration etc : who controls the shots??
What circuit breakers in the Escalaton ladder been short shifted in the creation of CDF??
Given CDF(and if the occupant is a Madrasa pasand out and out jihadi) penchant for H&D how easy is it to go up the E Ladder
And lastly who controls the Launch Codes : The President, The PM or the CDF??

[A_Gupta]

^^^ I was wondering too.

[drnayar]

Donkey Strolls into Pakistan's Senate During Session

The unexpected visitor wandered confidently across the red-carpeted floor amid wooden desks during a scheduled Senate session on Thursday. Lawmakers reacted with amusement, while the lighthearted moment inspired jokes likening the donkey to politicians or quipping it fit right in. No official word emerged on how the animal entered, leaving the quirky intrusion as a memorable Senate surprise.

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probably to meet its brethren in the paki senate

[ArjunPandit]

Pakistan President has APPROVED the appointment of Army Chief Asim Munir as the Chief of the Defence Forces.

Babar extended as the chief of air force.

"the appointment of Air Chief Marshal Zaheer Ahmed Babar (NI) M, as chief of the air staff for a tenure of two years with effect from March 19, 2026, a separate notification said."

[Amber G.]

Donkey Strolls into Pakistan's Senate During Session

The unexpected visitor wandered confidently across the red-carpeted floor amid wooden desks during a scheduled Senate session on Thursday. Lawmakers reacted with amusement, while the lighthearted moment inspired jokes likening the donkey to politicians or quipping it fit right in. No official word emerged on how the animal entered, leaving the quirky intrusion as a memorable Senate surprise.

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Turns out it was AI-Generated ...
Fact-checkers from NewsMeter and The Daily Guardian confirmed the video as AI-generated ..

[Anujan]

Pakistan President Field Marshal Asim Munir has APPROVED the appointment of Army Chief Asim Munir as the Chief of the Defence Forces.

Fixed it for you!

A photo of the event from underground BRF Raa Agent



Even for Pakistan, this is next level absurdity

They have a serving Field Marshal, who is judicially immune for life from any activities in and out of office. So tomorrow he can get into a Jewellry shop and loot it and nobody can do anything. I assume this also applies if he decides to do a coup or randomly kill civilians. By the way, he is also chief of army staff, and Chief of Defense forces which makes him technically the commander of the Navy as well as the Air Force. He also chairs the Special Investment Facilitation Council to oversee investing and divestment in Pakistan's economy. Such a hard working man!

Pakistan grants lifetime immunity to president, current army chief

[RCase]

^^^
He is a ONE MAN ARMY!

[chetak]

Donkey Strolls into Pakistan's Senate During Session

The unexpected visitor wandered confidently across the red-carpeted floor amid wooden desks during a scheduled Senate session on Thursday. Lawmakers reacted with amusement, while the lighthearted moment inspired jokes likening the donkey to politicians or quipping it fit right in. No official word emerged on how the animal entered, leaving the quirky intrusion as a memorable Senate surprise.

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Turns out it was AI-Generated ...
Fact-checkers from NewsMeter and The Daily Guardian confirmed the video as AI-generated ..

Amber ji,

their whole effing country is AI (ola and imam) generated with just the artificial part of the construct still going strong, an evil britshit nightmare of a set up that went murderously malignant about >100 odd years ago and the britshits are currently still paying for their sins of omission and commission, unable to defend themselves against the unchecked jihadi migration and the resulting onslaught of fanaticism that has manifested in a shrill and seditious version of the $h@r!@ that is haunting their streets

even god cannot save their king and country

[chetak]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o8c-NlVm36c




Peshawar FC Headquarters Attack: Full 13-Minute CCTV Footage Revealed

[Jay]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o8c-NlVm36c

Peshawar FC Headquarters Attack: Full 13-Minute CCTV Footage Revealed

Their QRF showed up in less than a minute of the explosion. Not bad actually!

[Amber G.]

Looking for the stolen trophy

[chetak]

[sanjaykumar]

And that is Pakistan in a nutshell.

[Amber G.]

xpost: Must see : P𝗮𝗸𝗶𝘀𝘁𝗮𝗻 𝗙𝗶𝗹𝗲𝘀 𝗗𝗲𝗳𝗮𝗺𝗮𝘁𝗶𝗼𝗻 𝗖𝗮𝘀𝗲 𝗔𝗴𝗮𝗶𝗻𝘀𝘁 𝗗𝗵𝘂𝗿𝗮𝗻𝗱𝗵𝗮𝗿 𝗠𝗮𝗸𝗲𝗿𝘀, 𝗖𝗹𝗮𝗶𝗺𝘀 𝗣𝗮𝗸𝗶𝘀𝘁𝗮𝗻 𝗦𝗵𝗼𝘄𝗻 𝗮𝘀 𝗥𝗶𝗰𝗵 𝘁𝗼 𝗗𝗲𝗻𝘆 𝗟𝗼𝗮𝗻 𝗥𝗶𝗴𝗵𝘁𝘀

[sudhan]

So the phormer chief of EyeAssEye was drop kicked to oblivion now all set to join his friend Dimran

What a spectacular fall from here though

[Lisa]

^What are the odds, from shot in the a$$ to thrown on your a$$!

[bala]

Sindudesh clash in Krachi, with a call to modi ji to help. Baluchistan on the other side and now Sindudesh. The Afghans in the north are at odds. Po JK is in flux.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=csGXODADH3E

[A_Gupta]

And that is Pakistan in a nutshell.

"Ella’s appearance at the ball drew immediate attention by virtue of her lineage. She descends from Jinnah through his only daughter, Dina Wadia, who married Neville Wadia of the well-known Parsi Wadia industrial family — a marriage that, as history records, strained her relationship with her father. Dina and Neville’s son, Nusli Wadia, became a key figure in Indian business as chair of the Wadia Group. Nusli has two sons, Jehangir Wadia and Ness Wadia.
Ella is the daughter of Jehangir, managing director of Bombay Dyeing, Go First, and Bombay Realty, and fashion designer Celina Wadia. She and her brother Jahangir represent the latest generation of a family whose story connects Karachi, Bombay, and now, in Ella’s case, the gilded halls of a Parisian debutante ball."

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"Ella Wadia is of Indian nationality, belonging to the prominent, old Mumbai-based Parsi (Zoroastrian) Wadia family, known for the Wadia Group conglomerate, with deep connections to India's business and historical elite, despite her maternal lineage tracing back to Muhammad Ali Jinnah."

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Think of it as the Mercedes vs the Dump Truck

[chetak]

^What are the odds, from shot in the a$$ to thrown on your a$$!

Lisa ji,

he is the unfortunate keeper of too many state secrets and not being generous enough with the loot he raked in, and that is what did him in.

Both are hanging offences in the paki wild west

one fully expects the terminator to pay him a little visit in jail and reunite him with the "72 हूरें"

[Manish_P]

After over seven decades Pakistan to be divided again into smaller pieces, but will it do any good?

When we think of Pakistan and division, most of us remember 1971—the year Bangladesh was born after breaking away from Pakistan. But today, Pakistan is talking about a completely different kind of division, and this time, it’s their own government pushing for it.

On December 7, Pakistan’s Federal Minister Abdul Aleem Khan announced that the country will “definitely” create new, smaller provinces. He claims this will make governance better and help deliver services more efficiently. But many experts are raising serious doubts about whether this plan will actually help or create even bigger problems.

Abdul Aleem Khan argues that all of Pakistan’s neighbouring countries have many small provinces, so Pakistan should too. His party, the Istehkam-e-Pakistan Party (which means Pakistan Stability Party), is part of Prime Minister Shehbaz Sharif’s government and is strongly pushing this idea. Another party called Muttahida Qaumi Movement–Pakistan (which means United National Movement–Pakistan), which is based in Sindh, also supports creating new provinces and says it will use all legal methods to make this happen through a constitutional amendment.

This isn’t the first time Pakistan has discussed creating more provinces. They’ve been talking about it for years, but nothing has ever actually happened. However, according to India Today, this time the discussion seems more serious, with think tanks and political parties actively debating it on TV shows and in newspapers.