Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv Newj

amol.p · Post by **amol.p** » 11 Jan 2010 13:25

karachi bolice raided the dance bars in latj night raids. But to what shocked thm waj they found bar mards instead of bar bala . Many bar mards were found in haraam postions with other rakit mards....The bar mards were taken into custody for haraam acts and further send for GUBO with paki fauj

Iee say 100 stribes to all the bar mards caught in raid........

amol.p · Post by **amol.p** » 11 Jan 2010 13:26

Caption time..!!!!

niran · Post by **niran** » 11 Jan 2010 16:14

AoA.
I bring grave neuj
Eye demands to know wot Baki gobermound eej doing to kounter this
grave threatening provokashun from Yindia.
Salam.

Gagan · Post by **Gagan** » 11 Jan 2010 17:46

Pakh-istan will testh 7000 km ICPM onlee (Islamapad to Chashma Pakistan Mijjile)

Pakistan aljo haj 10,000 Km mijjile which flies from Islamapad to Pindi, and a 18,000 Km mijjile that flies from LaWhore to Multan

Pakistan can delete delhi and bombay from the mijjile and put in INSAT 4B and Chandrayaan and mijjile will become satellite killer.

And if pakistan delete delhi and bombay and puts in mars, the mijjile will become Inter Planetary Pallistic Mijjile (IPPM) and so on.

Salam

archan · Post by **archan** » 11 Jan 2010 20:03

amol.p wrote:Caption time..!!!!

http://i50.tinypic.com/30iw4y0.jpg

Madam....madam... kya aapko andaza bhi hai ki kitna dard hotaa hai...?

negi · Post by **negi** » 11 Jan 2010 20:04

'Aap bhi'

Prem · Post by **Prem** » 11 Jan 2010 23:15

[archan"]
amol.p wrote:Caption time..!!!!

http://i50.tinypic.com/30iw4y0.jpg
Madam....madam... kya aapko andaza bhi hai ki kitna dard hotaa hai...?[/i

Da kunversazion hurd by Birdie..
Mujhe dard rehta , Kunstibation nahi jaati,
Kahssmir nahi milta,Indoo ttung karta hai!!
Bropopzed Solution
Gubo Poziona daal ke, Khol Vasleen Phrom Cheena
Dard kare Mushharaf tho ZammZamm bhi pee lena.

pgbhat · Post by **pgbhat** » 12 Jan 2010 01:53

I knew it.... aj brobhet Zaid saab sayj, talipan are all juice.

Taliban may be descended from Jews
yindoos are saying so.

40000000000% suar it ij all yyy kaanspiracy.

archan · Post by **archan** » 12 Jan 2010 05:19

Bakistan entering dangerous phase of militancy: Experts

Bakistan is entering a dang-e-rus phase of militancy (momeendom) as the spate of terrorism (phreedom ishtruggle) and violence (jeehard) in the year gone by suggests, security experts said on Mondin.

A new terrorist (phreedom phytrr aka moojahide) nexus of local and international militants has evolved to hit (imbrove towards 7th century) the Bakistani state and soosai-ety, the experts observed at the launch here of the Pakistan Anal Security Report 2009 published by the Pakistan Institute for Mental Peace Studies (PIMPS).

hnair · Post by **hnair** » 12 Jan 2010 05:37

That Mushy's mijjile pic is a classic and should be

Phallic malfunction causes aversion to Animal Parts Soup in Beijing

amol.p wrote:Caption time..!!!!

Qureshi's dreaded "Rakkit Stare" causes Hilary's facial meltdown.

amol.p · Post by **amol.p** » 12 Jan 2010 18:08

Lollywood e-star, Meera waj de-tanned at the Karachi airbort for possessing two passborts....seemj paki celeprities havb one for canadian vija and one for gulf vija.....

http://www.dawn.com/wps/wcm/connect/daw ... port-ek-03

Mean while piss to notij habbiness on e-star meeras facej after de-tanning.

amol.p · Post by **amol.p** » 12 Jan 2010 18:11

Prime Minister Gi-la-nahi haj requested for more GUBO sessions with amriki administration so thatj better lubrication can pe achieved in long term....

http://www.dawn.com/wps/wcm/connect/daw ... h+us-ss-06

Virender · Post by **Virender** » 13 Jan 2010 05:34

http://www.nydailynews.com/news/world/2 ... tml?r=news

Bhat iz this? hain? kuffar Indian army employs haraam animal to shaheedize the bious.Now bhat apout the holy ikbation ?1 pear == two and half bious or 1 Pear == (2*72) + 36 = 180 hoors.Its so conphujing.Learned mullahs...plizz to helb. Eben cabe Complex are not safe anymore ....bhere can i hide my Kushpoo?

amol.p · Post by **amol.p** » 13 Jan 2010 09:42

The amriki people are fevrious overj size of 10% eej bresident e-special body parts which they malished during GUBO.

whole-broke waj sheen telling the media abt the size of 10% eej bresident Musharaf...

And Gen-petrae-us was opbenly disblaying hw he caught of 10% eej bresident.

mean while Mullas frm LMU somebhere in caveb complex wait for their turn with 10% eej bresident

rohiths · Post by **rohiths** » 13 Jan 2010 14:14

Virender wrote:shorter way to make URL

Bhat iz this? hain? kuffar Indian army employs haraam animal to shaheedize the bious.Now bhat apout the holy ikbation ?1 pear == two and half bious or 1 Pear == (2*72) + 36 = 180 hoors.Its so conphujing.Learned mullahs...plizz to helb. Eben cabe Complex are not safe anymore ....bhere can i hide my Kushpoo?

pear is Raa agint. No hoors phor raa agints.

Our prave mujahids can re pell any adpenture by kufr phoren haaths. Kushpoos are safe in the Kave Kamplex

Anujan · Post by **Anujan** » 14 Jan 2010 01:27

No kamments http://marvisirmed.com/?p=482

Inspector Qaisar Butt said investigation was underway.

anupmisra · Post by **anupmisra** » 14 Jan 2010 10:47

amol.p wrote:Caption time..!!!!

Look at me! Look at me! Loook aaat meee! LOOK AT ME! Where is the M-O-N-E-Y? Money! You promised us money. Promised us. Don't you ignore me! Don't you....

Chinmayanand · Post by **Chinmayanand** » 15 Jan 2010 03:36

Zardari Al Das Percenti bhery bhery pleased after a fist-in session with Sharif Al Jehadi

Chinmayanand · Post by **Chinmayanand** » 15 Jan 2010 03:44

Baki mards hiding their mijjiles phrom HoleBroke

Prem · Post by **Prem** » 15 Jan 2010 03:49

Dhey arr blaying Hide and Bheekh bith HoleBroker.

Gagan · Post by **Gagan** » 15 Jan 2010 04:36

Bismilla

Eye can't see even one Raa agint.

(kushi ke aansu)

Even motorma ij bure bakistani. Even abdul standing in the pack ij bure bakistani.

Bakistan Bain-in-da-baat.

Karan Dixit · Post by **Karan Dixit** » 15 Jan 2010 06:47

dear jirga,

i hab a serious complain against kufr Hindus. me thinks they are tirying to give bakistan a heartattack.

look, look below, see:

http://www.upi.com/Top_News/Special/201 ... 263492000/

Islamabad went on the defensive against New Delhi following claims that Russia would lease a nuclear submarine to India in 2010.

Mort Walker · Post by **Mort Walker** » 15 Jan 2010 11:05

This ij the rejults of Bakistani TFTA superior breeding:

Sheep Gives Birth to Human Faced Lamb

Anujan · Post by **Anujan** » 15 Jan 2010 12:44

Karan Dixit wrote:dear jirga,

i hab a serious complain against kufr Hindus. me thinks they are tirying to give bakistan a heartattack.
look, look below, see:
http://www.upi.com/Top_News/Special/201 ... 263492000/
Islamabad went on the defensive against New Delhi following claims that Russia would lease a nuclear submarine to India in 2010.

Kuffar na-mard Yindia needs to lease supmarine phorm russia.

Pakijtanij have 100 million supmarinej !! they are long, dark and phull oph seamen !!

jamwal · Post by **jamwal** » 15 Jan 2010 19:24

durgesh wrote:

Zardari Al Das Percenti: Its troo.I'm not ujing any baseline

Vikas · Post by **Vikas** » 15 Jan 2010 22:59

vishal wrote:PayPal doesn't operate in 6 countries. Guess one of them.

Extract: As of now, PayPal operates in 189 countries, that is like only six countries where Paypal does NOT operate:

Cuba
Pakistan
Iran
North Korea, and
Afghanistan
Syria

So lets see, Cuba has an embargo on trade with the US – has been for past 40+ years, so that is okay.

Iran, North Korea and Syria are “Axis of Evil” countries. So that’s understandable.

Afghanistan – is where the US is fighting it main battle $200+ Billion lost – okay so that is also understandable,

Pakistan – Ah! Pakistan. US’s Non-Nato Ally. Why the heck is Pakistan left out? I mean for crying out loud, even Somalia and Yemen have access to Paypal? Bloody Yemen! Bloody Somalia! Bloody Rwanda!

You know what? That makes me – Bloody Angry!

Why the discrimination – I have no idea. Reminds me of the song by the Pet Shop Boys, “What Have I Ddone to Deserve This?”

Big time kick to H&D, right in the balls!
Read the comments below the post too

Who ij paypal..why ij he paying to Pal and naat to me ? He sounds like bakistan aaf Arbi Khandaan (All bakis are) bekaz Pay comes fram Alif,be Pay..and Pal ij Pakistani-Alkeeda..Nau it ij all-clear like shampoo that Pay to Pak-Alkeeda for greater returns like Krachi Stak exchange..
So some yindoo on kaffir PeeAarEff thinking that peepal not working in pakistan ij big talk. There are so many things that not work in bharat..Phaar eggjample..Soosi vest works aanlee in Bakistan that too bhen ISI logs are around.
Phaar eggjample - Paki Nashnul bird aanle appears in baki skies so it burks in pak but hab ju seen it burking in Bharat.
Phaar eggjample - Gubo worls aanlee in bakistaan aan baki paalitician and Army afsar..
Phaar eggjample - Ju kan spaat the RAA Agint aanle in pak bichars so it works..
Nau peat that....

Prem · Post by **Prem** » 15 Jan 2010 23:43

Baki think Pray Paul iz a kristian, yahhodi konspiracy . Paul waz bigg bromoter of kristianity and Bakistan is the Land of Bures , a Izlamic Pubebublik. Pay Pak musht change the naam to Pay Paak or Pay Abdul to oberate in Bakistan.

Rupesh · Post by **Rupesh** » 16 Jan 2010 03:34

falling staanderds of Balistani Mohterma's... should be the influenj of Kufr TV channels

Dear Beloved Aunty,
Assalam o Alaikum! I am a 33-year-old housewife with three children. I am not happy with my in-laws or with my husband. I sacrificed my career for my husband but he doesn’t care about my feelings. After spending 11 years with him, he has never asked me to go out for even a picnic. My in-laws also create many problems.

My main issue is that my neighbours, who is my age and married with two children, started to call me six months back. He said he loved me and that he wanted to be friends with me. I didn’t pay any attention to him at first but because of the situation in my house I started confiding in him. He is also sick of his wife. Should I continue with this relationship or not?
Alarmed Housewife

.... i demand Mohterma be hanged from the nearest lamp bost

haraam link

Rupesh · Post by **Rupesh** » 16 Jan 2010 04:54

former Eshtoodents of LMU..dreaming about the good old days

Anujan · Post by **Anujan** » 16 Jan 2010 05:15

Rupesh wrote:Dear Beloved Aunty,
Assalam o Alaikum! I am a 33-year-old housewife with three children. I am not happy with my in-laws or with my husband. I sacrificed my career for my husband but he doesn’t care about my feelings. After spending 11 years with him, he has never asked me to go out for even a picnic. My in-laws also create many problems.

My main issue is that my neighbours, who is my age and married with two children, started to call me six months back. He said he loved me and that he wanted to be friends with me. I didn’t pay any attention to him at first but because of the situation in my house I started confiding in him. He is also sick of his wife. Should I continue with this relationship or not?
Alarmed Housewife
.... i demand Mohterma be hanged from the nearest lamp bost

haraam link

Diyar Auntiji

I yam 62 yearj old, bious, tall, fair with tight musharraf. I met A tall, fair, handsome amreeki. He was very nice to me. Gave me money without question, visited me often and bought me expenjive things free of charge. We had a great time in bed together. Aljo went on hunting adventures in the mountains in my backyard.

But after a few years, I notije he lose interest. He is not too generous as before. Puts control on how I can spend money he gives. Also now when he vijits, he wants to engage me through the back channel

and it hurts my H&D and musharraf. I aljo notice, he is not bious as I thought. Doej not take my side when I pick up my daily phyt with my kuffar neighbor.

There are 2 mens I met recently. A cheeni man, who ij willing to give money as long aj I dont phyt with him and only phyt with my kuffar neighbor. But cheeni man aljo change. When I pick up big phyt with kuffar neighbor woman in 99, cheeni man did not take my side. There ij aljo a bious man, who likes to watch when I phyt with my kuffar neighbor.

What should I do ?
1. Take money phrom all three, but let the amreeki enjoy back channel engagements

2. Take money phrom the cheeni, and phyt with kuffar neighbor more vigorously
3. Start charging the bious man phor phyting with kuffar neighbor
3. Refuje money phrom all three, starve and die

Nayak · Post by **Nayak** » 16 Jan 2010 09:58

negi · Post by **negi** » 16 Jan 2010 10:11

Pesh-e khidmat hai nazm-e Predator

Na dikhayee deta hai wo na sunayee deta hai
Bala kee se taquat aur Djinn takniki se chalta hai
Kehtein hain ki wo khud shaitaan ka numainda hai
par bacchhon se suna hai koi ajeeb sa parinda hai
mat poocho naam us cheez ka, kambakhat musharraaff mein bada zakhm kar rakha hai
Khuspoo se nigahein chaar karne mein jee ghabrata hai , zehen mein sirf usi ka khayal ata hai
Ya allah kisi neem hakim maulvi ya peer fakir ko bulao aur is BREDATOR se hamein bachao.

(bun intended)

Adab arz hai mian log.

AdityaM · Post by **AdityaM** » 16 Jan 2010 21:45

10 kadam, musharraf main bum

anupmisra · Post by **anupmisra** » 16 Jan 2010 22:29

AdityaM wrote:10 kadam, musharraf main bum

Bhai wah! Subhanallah! 30,000 pa'astani bums will rain on the yindoos like termites. I am berry berry khush with the detailed order of the battle, rebealed for the pehlee time on TV. May our kabila (teeribe) grow like fragrant weeds.

Gagan · Post by **Gagan** » 16 Jan 2010 22:31

Why phor Pakistan needs Paypal hain ji?

Pakistan arleady haj 3.5 pay-pals

Hain hain?

Salam

jamwal · Post by **jamwal** » 16 Jan 2010 23:08

A troo soopar herrow in these tuff taaims.. Porket Mard

Prem · Post by **Prem** » 17 Jan 2010 03:54

jamwal wrote:

A troo soopar herrow in these tuff taaims.. Porket Mard

Qaid E Hazam Ayya , Qaide hazzam ayya, Chotta peg , Ham Sandwicth saath Laya,
Musharraf pe dekho Gubo ki Nishani hai ,Vasleen ki botal poori poori khali hai.
Qaddo_e Hazam Ayyam Qaddo_e Hazzam Ayya.

Binna Kiye GUBO Jaalim deve naa AIDava , Saarre Sarre Raat KHANav girrave Biijarva,
Isalamist bigggar gaye ,hua burra haal hai, Kiyanahi ki Pant bhi Gilli har Raat Hai
Deepak Kapooooor kaaa bhi abb ,naaaayya Paigam Ayya....

Qaddo E Hazam Ayya , Qaddo E hazam Ayya

James B · Post by **James B** » 17 Jan 2010 04:13

Pre-Gubo sessions between Hole-Brook and Qureshi.

AdityaM · Post by **AdityaM** » 17 Jan 2010 04:18

fill in the kapshun:

James B · Post by **James B** » 17 Jan 2010 04:21

Bhy phor jernails on the right aligned their ishticks??

Bhat ij mohterma trying to con-vey?

Bakistan dancing to the tunes of tallel than mountains fliend.