Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv Newj

Arunkumar · Post by **Arunkumar** » 04 Feb 2010 22:14

Q.) Descripe in one sentence aphreeedee's tour oph aujtralia?
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Bakistani Osshole Shahid Aphreedee's Disaster In Cricket & Australia.

Anujan · Post by **Anujan** » 04 Feb 2010 22:16

Dilbu wrote:Eye see many LMU grad ishtudents and eben some maulanas have doupts apout 'Radio Pakistan'. Pliss to dekho the photu below. Pesh hain.. RADIO PAKISTAN.

Do I see a vajeline pottle near the isbeaker?

vipins · Post by **vipins** » 04 Feb 2010 22:35

mullas , blis to ijjue fatawa on this kaffir sel-e-ction brocess.

http://www.facebook.com/video/video.php ... 053&ref=nf

Anujan · Post by **Anujan** » 05 Feb 2010 02:07

AoA!! Moojahids developb new takneeki phor booby trap !!

http://www.wnd.com/index.php?fa=PAGE.view&pageId=123758

In other neuj, aphter seeing Pakijtani Kriket match, now I samajh why Aphridi's most phavorite mullah, lalbrofessor walks with a limp.

pgbhat · Post by **pgbhat** » 05 Feb 2010 02:19

AoA!1!! Now I samajh!11! Geela-nahi waj diffujing Sherry's booby trabs!!

Gagan · Post by **Gagan** » 05 Feb 2010 02:32

Bismilla,
eye am reading koophar yindoo wailing over main pattle tank and they wanting to induct arjoon tank. eye say let them induct that tank. It ij petter for bak faujis onlee.

That earlier T-72 tank waaj reminding bak faujis oph 72 onlee.

It ij a YYY cons-pee-racy to name everything aj 72, when they know that everytime that figure ij mentioned, bak fauj indulges in browning oph the pants ceremony

salam

Gagan · Post by **Gagan** » 05 Feb 2010 07:25

GuruPrabhu wrote:
PCB kehte hain badnaam karega
Beta hamara aisa kaam karega
Magar yeh to koi na jaane
Ki meri 72 hai kahan

Maashyalla Biradher,

Bhaat talent!

I yam wanting to give ju another Hila-le-Bakistan abard.

Misphortunately aanly one abard can pe won every week.

Salaam

ArmenT · Post by **ArmenT** » 06 Feb 2010 10:17

from http://www.fakingnews.com/2010/02/apple ... -incident/

AjayKK · Post by **AjayKK** » 06 Feb 2010 12:27

Diyar Mullas,

Please pass fatwa on Amirkhani for calling prop. Zaid Hamid as Qadiyani agent.

http://teeth.com.pk/blog/2010/02/02/zai ... -nightmare

Manmeet · Post by **Manmeet** » 06 Feb 2010 15:30

Another IED mubarak at porki port of karaachi !
masha allah, masha allah !
porkis are galloping to meet their 72, masha allah !

dhaga ij heir

negi · Post by **negi** » 06 Feb 2010 16:03

Mullah Alm-men

I hab a pooch why ij Aafreedi holding on to the 'Baal' with two hands ? Thij ij so sujjestiph of bhat we ujed to do in LMU.

Dilbu · Post by **Dilbu** » 06 Feb 2010 16:17

negi wrote:Mullah Alm-men

I hab a pooch why ij Aafreedi holding on to the 'Baal' with two hands ? Thij ij so sujjestiph of bhat we ujed to do in LMU.

It ij the proper takneek for holding the balls. Lal Mullah was very ishtrict apout that at LMU junior mujahid training. The rejults are now out for every one to dekho. LMU always ahead of curve, as the kufrs elsewhere tend to say. Salams.

shaardula · Post by **shaardula** » 06 Feb 2010 18:00

#1.

Mohammad Yousuf says he will fight on as captain of Pakistan.'I didn't do badly as captain, not as badly that I should quit'

#2.
PCB chief butt urges selectors to focus more on U-19 cricketers.{Whoever is the chief butt of PCB, he cant take it anymore}

#3.

Miss Pakistan Wants To Date (A) Musharraf!

GuruPrabhu · Post by **GuruPrabhu** » 06 Feb 2010 18:59

Classic case of Ulta terrorist Gubomaster ko dante

Afridi said he was deeply hurt by the IPL saga last week since it was totally against the spirit of the game.
"I am a great believer of the fact that pakistanis inbreed in harmony and peace amongst pureland people and this transcends all madrassa boundaries to provide pure joy to the asses,” said Afridi.

This coming from the inbreeding, pitch tampering and ball munching terrorist is

stuff

“Although most of us (players) are quite upset about the whole thing, it is not as if we have closed doors on any one,” said Afridi.

“If they (IPL franchises) show willingness to mend fences and come forward with a positive offer, we will reciprocate in the same manner because that’s how good neighbours should always behave.”

Hmm throw us some crumbs and we wont bark at you or piss on your motorcycle

negi · Post by **negi** » 06 Feb 2010 20:57

AoA LMU haj its asar.

Ramiz Raja: Ball-tampering is not the heinous crime it is being made out to be; it's time it had official sanction

Dabao
Inka ishara bhai Show-aib kee 'baal' tampering se hai . Remember HOD Djinn takniki saarc-e-azam enqyoob had likho a peautiful najm on above.

biswas · Post by **biswas** » 06 Feb 2010 22:45

shaardula wrote: #3.

Miss Pakistan Wants To Date (A) Musharraf!

vvhaatt ij dish? vut is the common ayesha to do, such high requirements, only models may date Mushy.

Chinmayanand · Post by **Chinmayanand** » 06 Feb 2010 22:53

Peefore dating mushy, these ayeshaa need to pe certified py Hilal-e-Bakistan award holders.

negi · Post by **negi** » 07 Feb 2010 02:25

Seemj her vijja got stamped by deepel than ocean and tallel than mountain fiend ; looks like phoonksundari too.

Anujan · Post by **Anujan** » 07 Feb 2010 06:08

Diyar Faithfool

I got idea phrom my fourth coujin in teetar. We should organize brotejt phor son oph Pakijtan just like brotest phor daughter oph bakistan Aafiya. Now who is son oph Bakistan you pooch? Well it ij Kaaleed Shake mommaed!! Hij barents are blochi (well we can count them as bakistani for now).

Then aphter they are freed, we will get them married and create grandson oph bakistan!! He will be a hairy, crajy sooper-jeehaardi with degree phrom MIT (just like raakit mard) and we will have a new super herrow!!

Here ij my imagination oph grandson oph Bakistan.

muraliravi · Post by **muraliravi** » 07 Feb 2010 07:44

biswas wrote:
shaardula wrote: #3.

Miss Pakistan Wants To Date (A) Musharraf!
vvhaatt ij dish? vut is the common ayesha to do, such high requirements, only models may date Mushy.

Madamji, bhat iz the cheenize alphabutt duui on yoor buttiful oatfit

Rajat · Post by **Rajat** » 07 Feb 2010 10:26

maulanas! nation-al emerg-e-ncy!

http://thenews.com.pk/daily_detail.asp?id=222947

i rekwest all maulanas, apduls, herp smokers, peard scratchers, ball scratchers, bald scratchers and their ayeshas, khushpoos and nanha mujahids to pliss kontripute to the gas fund. iph ju hap ekstra gas with you (ass a rejult oph jor glorious herp-filled diet), plij donate gas! eye am setting up a gas donation camp in parallel with our LMU training camp for this trag-e-dy. i uje sterlized pipes and onlee high kwality vajeline to extract gas. plij to ignore reborts from kushmeer, oph mujahids peing guboed and ekstracted. they are baseless liej, a YYY kanspiracy to keep me out of bijness...i mean service! not bijness. bijness is phor hindoo baaniyas. i onlee serve the pbuh...

bakistan paindabutt! (but phor short time onlee, bromiss)

Prem · Post by **Prem** » 08 Feb 2010 01:01

Izz dhere ainee trooth in da roomer bloating around dhat Yondoo phyre mizzle haz Mosshy Pork , Pot shtickers and Pee-King Duck delevree to Bee-king and Han Zai ( Han Zai iz a nu ditle like Meerzajadeh or Khan-zadeh orr Haram Zaddeh)

pgbhat · Post by **pgbhat** » 08 Feb 2010 06:36

DT Letters wrote:ABCD

Sir: The other day I happened to pass by a village school and saw a teacher teaching young students the English language. Explaining what the letters of the alphabet stood for, the teacher said that A stands for ‘atta’, B for ‘bijli’, C for ‘cheeni’ and D for ‘drones’. The respected teacher deserves a better appointment.
DR IRFAN ZAFAR
Islamabad

AjayKK · Post by **AjayKK** » 08 Feb 2010 11:11

Diyar mujahids, if bakistan is One YouKnit, bhy for shias protesting in Karachi ?

This is YYY consbiracy.

Link

Link

Meanwhile in Peearif Pheedback dhaaga, roadside IED mubarak reborted.
Bhere is mulla Mahendra, the father of this dhaaga ?

Vivasvat · Post by **Vivasvat** » 08 Feb 2010 11:13

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AdityaM · Post by **AdityaM** » 08 Feb 2010 11:54

pgbhat wrote:
DT Letters wrote:ABCD
Sir: The other day I happened to pass by a village school and saw a teacher teaching young students the English language. Explaining what the letters of the alphabet stood for, the teacher said that A stands for ‘atta’, B for ‘bijli’, C for ‘cheeni’ and D for ‘drones’. The respected teacher deserves a better appointment.
DR IRFAN ZAFAR
Islamabad

kuffir breacher!
naat knowing A phor Allaa, B for bakistani, c for Chor-e-photukapi

AjayKK · Post by **AjayKK** » 08 Feb 2010 12:05

For last many saals or kuffar years, we are saying everything in bakistan is YYY conspiracy.
Finally, Jamaat e Islami realises this in relation with Aafia Siddiqui.

Link

Put, i have doubt. TFT always says that Hubby is on HAJ yatra.
H=Hindustan
A=Amreeka
J=Jewistan
Does that mean Hubby is RAA agint ?

negi · Post by **negi** » 08 Feb 2010 12:53

Pakistan Day Parade cancelled due to security concerns

Joo mean no puplic dijplay of mijjiles ?

abhischekcc · Post by **abhischekcc** » 08 Feb 2010 14:34

AjayKK wrote:

Link

Bakis standard of geometry - India, Israel, America form a triangle.

Haha, if you draw a line between the three, you are more likely to get a straight line, not a triangle.

Rajat · Post by **Rajat** » 08 Feb 2010 15:30

abhischekcc wrote:
AjayKK wrote:

Link
Bakis standard of geometry - India, Israel, America form a triangle.

Haha, if you draw a line between the three, you are more likely to get a straight line, not a triangle.

joo kufr! joo will get triangle if joo go eastwards! you are a yankee or yehudi agint! alwayj looking to the west!

Chinmayanand · Post by **Chinmayanand** » 08 Feb 2010 17:27

Bliss to kament aan the bictures... clearly the gori mem falls for TFTA baki

... Aljo bliss to note the TFTA hiding his mijjile from getting into launch mode ...

Dilbu · Post by **Dilbu** » 08 Feb 2010 17:51

Aljo bliss to note the TFTA hiding his mijjile from getting into launch mode .

That ij bekause TFTA baki mijjiles have proximity fuse which will result in premature phyrring. SDRES dont phyrr prematurely bekause of old teknaalijy.

anupmisra · Post by **anupmisra** » 08 Feb 2010 18:08

durgesh wrote:

Onlee kunphoosed. Bhy ij motor-ma wearing kufr clothes with bious sadr of pure land and wearing bious clothes with old man from kufr land? Aljo, ij motor-ma leaning faarward for injpecting nose hair of bious sadr from pure land? kunphoosed onlee.

Prem · Post by **Prem** » 09 Feb 2010 04:18

About Yindia NSA teeching BSAs.. Baakki State Acktors

Shukk Shukk Shakk Shakk,Mumbai se Krachi takk
FGA urre dhukk dhukk ,Baaki gay Ph..Ck Ph..ck
Kush hue Raak Shakk, Raaak Shakk.

Gagan · Post by **Gagan** » 09 Feb 2010 07:34

Moterma ij looking more karephooly at bakistani sadr's mijjaile by now in phul bloom.

But look how koopher chankyian yindoo wazir-e-azam ij phooling moterma with hij chikni-chukdi baatein hain ji!

shiv · Post by **shiv** » 09 Feb 2010 08:33

Mohterma ij wearing bijiness dess depending in the bijiness that the host ij looking phor.

nachiket · Post by **nachiket** » 09 Feb 2010 11:14

Bliss to add capshun.

derkonig · Post by **derkonig** » 09 Feb 2010 11:28

^^^
Jihadimobile phrom Bakstan Muttur Works....

meanbhile, lalmullah on highway to djannat....

yand, sawal phor da din, haraam or halal?

Chinmayanand · Post by **Chinmayanand** » 09 Feb 2010 15:54

haram

niran · Post by **niran** » 09 Feb 2010 18:02

AoA and salam