Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv Newj

jamwal · Post by **jamwal** » 31 May 2010 00:23

Butt are 3.5 fliends oph Bakisatan ubto this taaim ?
Hiding baksheesh?
Digging sadak to blant more ghaas phor bakistan?
digging their own kabar?
digging a kabar phor bakis?

Mahendra · Post by **Mahendra** » 31 May 2010 01:05

Bropaply digging for Camel Pakistaniyat to feed their rabid and greedy Pacquistani Kutta

Samay · Post by **Samay** » 31 May 2010 02:40

jamwal wrote:

Butt are 3.5 fliends oph Bakisatan ubto this taaim ?
Hiding baksheesh?
Digging sadak to blant more ghaas phor bakistan?
digging their own kabar?
digging a kabar phor bakis?

the bichar ij taker pefore red jhanda exercije 2010,in which bakistan was invited aj maulvi

the first thing the bakistani bilot do bhen hij eff solah landed is sbread of bakistaniyat on runaway,
these slaves af bakistan are cleaning bakistaniyat with sand to brotect it fram joo satellites

naren · Post by **naren** » 31 May 2010 02:46

Mahendraullah & LalMohanullah,

I habe kilariphied my biew in thij kave kaamplex.

http://forums.bharat-rakshak.com/viewto ... 26#p879826

niran · Post by **niran** » 31 May 2010 09:17

AOA AOA AOA
BURBUR BURBUR
Assslamalaykum

Eye bring 400% Bojitibly Bojitibe Tidings!!

NSN( Koolture desk) In an extremely fitting reply to infedal YYY konspeeracy
to contaminate Bakistani Biousness a Karachi Jirga has ordered
Six-month-old girl married off in Swara incident
now since eet proves Koejins marriage interphamily marriage Pedophilia(infedal alphaaj) infant marriage
incest wife beatings minority genocide eez400% haallaal, thence enjoy all Bious.
NSN

Salam

archan · Post by **archan** » 31 May 2010 17:29

anupmisra wrote:Only in pa'astan

Bank personnel kidnap, torture debtor

The personnel of a bank kidnapped a debtor and tortured him, and Geo TV team was attacked and its camera was snatched when it reached the spot for coverage.

Cross-e-bosting. I say suphanallah! bhat a method to retrieve dept hain ji? has any cuntree in this duniya come ub with such a simble and effektive method hain?
phirst. the deptor took a loan (hobefully it waj a halal loan, if there waj int-e-rest involved, then hang poth barties). Then he cannot rebay it, and not onlee that, he cannot GUBO like the entire bakistani state does to IMF, Duniya Khazana, and Amreeka. I say suits him good. Thij ij bhat bakistan ij apout. An eye phor an eye, a musharraf phor a musharraf.

yourj judgingly,
Baqr

Mahendra · Post by **Mahendra** » 31 May 2010 18:31

I musht be getting old, it took me a few minutes to decipher the following Pingrezi from Deaf n Dumb

Muslims has no balls to fight ... Israels know this for a long time, Arabs will have a meeting tomorrow ... and decide what to do ... again no fighting sprite.

I waj soching why momeens want sprite when they have easy access to cola e Zam Zam!

Then I read the next post bhere it became clear as mud that the previous fighting sprite sbelling was edited

Muslims has no balls to fight ... Israels know this for a long time, Arabs will have a meeting tomorrow ... and decide what to do ... again no fighting spriet.

I call upon the benis dictionary maulana to make a note of the above

Khushamdeen
MMDra

derkonig · Post by **derkonig** » 31 May 2010 20:04

^^^
Only arrah can gibhe them da strut to phyte...

JwalaMukhi · Post by **JwalaMukhi** » 01 Jun 2010 07:08

jamwal wrote: Who ij RAA agint no. 1 and 3 ?? We can albays cabture or kill no.3 phor baksheesh

Right on cue..

http://forums.bharat-rakshak.com/viewto ... 74#p880274

Anujan · Post by **Anujan** » 01 Jun 2010 07:33

JwalaMukhi wrote: Right on cue..
http://forums.bharat-rakshak.com/viewto ... 74#p880274

Al-keeda numper 3 gone again? Why is Al-keeda number 3 going as phrequently as I go number 1 aphter zam zam cola drinking session hain ji?

ArmenT · Post by **ArmenT** » 01 Jun 2010 08:00

Mahendra wrote:I call upon the benis dictionary maulana to make a note of the above

Noted and added to shabd-e-kosh, respected maulana. You've also been awarded an entry in the contr-e-butors page.

Prem · Post by **Prem** » 01 Jun 2010 08:10

Kaphir asskked By phor number 3 aggyain, Phursta number 3 iz half oph Baakadmi Chakka and one thurd of 9, thuz shymbolic oph bious bozition ikhtiyari 69. Nowe add 3 tu 69 and lo Paki kasam , jeoo get 72, another habenly reward ,higher dhan in pozition 69.
Yand aggaiyn bue haab,
3 lilla piggiez shiiting on a waaal,Madudi, Zinna orr Ek Ball.
3 lilla piggiez blaying in stool,BC fuddu baaki phaithphool.

niran · Post by **niran** » 01 Jun 2010 10:00

Breaking Neuj:
NSN: NSN reports of intense aka phyaring in Lawhore haspatal
kaujing mareej and their relatives to flee in bojitibe glee.
latest report eez dat 12 miscreants or Apduls dispatched.
phone to Wazir-e-alla ophice phor klariphikashun have remained
unanswered.
NSN

Gagan · Post by **Gagan** » 01 Jun 2010 12:35

Biradher Prey-mulla,

Joo are trooly Mathe-magical onlee.

Hajaar salams to joo!

Gagan · Post by **Gagan** » 01 Jun 2010 12:38

Oh that phyrring in hospital ij only crerblation to mark the 10,000 wa bumb plast victim to pe suck-cess-phooly treated.

Mis-phortunately that victim attained shahadat in the celeprations.

Baki kaum needs to control their celeprations, they get carried away and sometimes leads to laas oph lipe.

Nothing to worry apout...

Chinmayanand · Post by **Chinmayanand** » 01 Jun 2010 16:00

I boochh that when amirkhan goes out obh afghanistan, how will our prave bak fauj live without GUPO?
I ask the fauji jarnail to Naat pharget to ask amrika for Chinese toys for GUPO.Our Cheeni friends will Naat provide these toys for free , so amrika must buy and gift it to bak fauj.

Lalmohan · Post by **Lalmohan** » 01 Jun 2010 17:32

Diyar Cheen-mein-anand-ullah
the pakfauj is ever willing to gubo, amirkhan is naat the onlee herrow in the mehfil who will phil the kavity of aching and longing - so many herrows, so leetil taime!
urs
Lalpraf

derkonig · Post by **derkonig** » 01 Jun 2010 20:15

AoA lalpraf,
i hape seen AK, pistaul, RPG, put bhat ij thij, hain? pindi chana gas disbenser? raakitmard refueller?

Lalmohan · Post by **Lalmohan** » 01 Jun 2010 20:57

^^^ portable de-lousing shower being misused by abdul chacha against suspected yahudi agints on advice from Jarnail Kaisar Heinuddin von Himmler al Garmani (formerly Colonel Abdul Quereshi before changing naam during exchange visit to Aryan Nations boot camp on US Military Aid training outsourcing programme with ather tall fair and firmly apartoor'd bandas)

Chinmayanand · Post by **Chinmayanand** » 01 Jun 2010 23:29

I dekho that the ISD code phor bakistan eez 92 , bhy naat 72 ?? This eez YYY kaanspiracee. Peehard pe declared and the code pe changed to 72 ...

Mahendra · Post by **Mahendra** » 01 Jun 2010 23:36

Shreemanullah check Bijli Khat e pata

Mullah in need of talaa

Unmisfortunately BNB is the onlee tala that I don't have chaabi to

Lalmohan · Post by **Lalmohan** » 02 Jun 2010 02:05

diyar cheen-mein-anand-ullah
you are kanfarming that you are a raw agint
all LMU grads receive 20 al-baqr's on graduation... how kams you did not be knowing this?
so, what dus 72 + 20 make again?
disaprovingly
Lalpraf

hnair · Post by **hnair** » 02 Jun 2010 02:21

A-o-A! Was off for some time.....

Gagan wrote:

Segway Sitaras practicing at Lahore Speedway

rsingh wrote:

Sun Lever Barrier

jamwal wrote:

Selection time at Shahid Afridi Academy of Cricket

kenop wrote:

Everything was grand till someone shouted "Indians"

derkonig wrote:

For clearer nasal and cranial cavities, Taliban Neti Pot

vdutta wrote:

Pak guy's tearful farewell "What will I tell everyone about the bulb glowing inside me?"

vdutta · Post by **vdutta** » 02 Jun 2010 02:47

Pakistani Party..

vdutta · Post by **vdutta** » 02 Jun 2010 02:48