Terroristan - March 31, 2022

[Amber G.]

Donkey Strolls into Pakistan's Senate During Session

The unexpected visitor wandered confidently across the red-carpeted floor amid wooden desks during a scheduled Senate session on Thursday. Lawmakers reacted with amusement, while the lighthearted moment inspired jokes likening the donkey to politicians or quipping it fit right in. No official word emerged on how the animal entered, leaving the quirky intrusion as a memorable Senate surprise.

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[saip]

AI generated?

[Amber G.]

^^^ NO! (Not AI - reported in many places.

Edited later: Turns out it was AI generate.

Meanwhile per news items:
>>> U.S TO PAKISTAN’S TOP GENERAL: TIME’S UP, GET READY FOR SANCTIONS

In a scathing letter to Secretary of State Marco Rubio, 44 Members of Congress just torched Pakistan’s top general Asim Munir - accusing him of running a global crackdown machine targeting journalists, political opponents, and even U.S citizens.

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[Amber G.]

Pakistan President has APPROVED the appointment of Army Chief Asim Munir as the Chief of the Defence Forces.

[SRajesh]

May i ask the Pakistan experts especially those in the know how about the keys to the WMD:
What happens in the future especially in the scenario of so called limited skirmishes or conflict under the umbrella of nuclear conflagration etc : who controls the shots??
What circuit breakers in the Escalaton ladder been short shifted in the creation of CDF??
Given CDF(and if the occupant is a Madrasa pasand out and out jihadi) penchant for H&D how easy is it to go up the E Ladder
And lastly who controls the Launch Codes : The President, The PM or the CDF??

[A_Gupta]

^^^ I was wondering too.

[drnayar]

Donkey Strolls into Pakistan's Senate During Session

The unexpected visitor wandered confidently across the red-carpeted floor amid wooden desks during a scheduled Senate session on Thursday. Lawmakers reacted with amusement, while the lighthearted moment inspired jokes likening the donkey to politicians or quipping it fit right in. No official word emerged on how the animal entered, leaving the quirky intrusion as a memorable Senate surprise.

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probably to meet its brethren in the paki senate

[ArjunPandit]

Pakistan President has APPROVED the appointment of Army Chief Asim Munir as the Chief of the Defence Forces.

Babar extended as the chief of air force.

"the appointment of Air Chief Marshal Zaheer Ahmed Babar (NI) M, as chief of the air staff for a tenure of two years with effect from March 19, 2026, a separate notification said."

[Amber G.]

Donkey Strolls into Pakistan's Senate During Session

The unexpected visitor wandered confidently across the red-carpeted floor amid wooden desks during a scheduled Senate session on Thursday. Lawmakers reacted with amusement, while the lighthearted moment inspired jokes likening the donkey to politicians or quipping it fit right in. No official word emerged on how the animal entered, leaving the quirky intrusion as a memorable Senate surprise.

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Turns out it was AI-Generated ...
Fact-checkers from NewsMeter and The Daily Guardian confirmed the video as AI-generated ..

[Anujan]

Pakistan President Field Marshal Asim Munir has APPROVED the appointment of Army Chief Asim Munir as the Chief of the Defence Forces.

Fixed it for you!

A photo of the event from underground BRF Raa Agent



Even for Pakistan, this is next level absurdity

They have a serving Field Marshal, who is judicially immune for life from any activities in and out of office. So tomorrow he can get into a Jewellry shop and loot it and nobody can do anything. I assume this also applies if he decides to do a coup or randomly kill civilians. By the way, he is also chief of army staff, and Chief of Defense forces which makes him technically the commander of the Navy as well as the Air Force. He also chairs the Special Investment Facilitation Council to oversee investing and divestment in Pakistan's economy. Such a hard working man!

Pakistan grants lifetime immunity to president, current army chief

[RCase]

^^^
He is a ONE MAN ARMY!

[chetak]

Donkey Strolls into Pakistan's Senate During Session

The unexpected visitor wandered confidently across the red-carpeted floor amid wooden desks during a scheduled Senate session on Thursday. Lawmakers reacted with amusement, while the lighthearted moment inspired jokes likening the donkey to politicians or quipping it fit right in. No official word emerged on how the animal entered, leaving the quirky intrusion as a memorable Senate surprise.

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Turns out it was AI-Generated ...
Fact-checkers from NewsMeter and The Daily Guardian confirmed the video as AI-generated ..

Amber ji,

their whole effing country is AI (ola and imam) generated with just the artificial part of the construct still going strong, an evil britshit nightmare of a set up that went murderously malignant about >100 odd years ago and the britshits are currently still paying for their sins of omission and commission, unable to defend themselves against the unchecked jihadi migration and the resulting onslaught of fanaticism that has manifested in a shrill and seditious version of the $h@r!@ that is haunting their streets

even god cannot save their king and country

[chetak]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o8c-NlVm36c




Peshawar FC Headquarters Attack: Full 13-Minute CCTV Footage Revealed

[Jay]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o8c-NlVm36c

Peshawar FC Headquarters Attack: Full 13-Minute CCTV Footage Revealed

Their QRF showed up in less than a minute of the explosion. Not bad actually!

[Amber G.]

Looking for the stolen trophy

[chetak]

[sanjaykumar]

And that is Pakistan in a nutshell.

[Amber G.]

xpost: Must see : P𝗮𝗸𝗶𝘀𝘁𝗮𝗻 𝗙𝗶𝗹𝗲𝘀 𝗗𝗲𝗳𝗮𝗺𝗮𝘁𝗶𝗼𝗻 𝗖𝗮𝘀𝗲 𝗔𝗴𝗮𝗶𝗻𝘀𝘁 𝗗𝗵𝘂𝗿𝗮𝗻𝗱𝗵𝗮𝗿 𝗠𝗮𝗸𝗲𝗿𝘀, 𝗖𝗹𝗮𝗶𝗺𝘀 𝗣𝗮𝗸𝗶𝘀𝘁𝗮𝗻 𝗦𝗵𝗼𝘄𝗻 𝗮𝘀 𝗥𝗶𝗰𝗵 𝘁𝗼 𝗗𝗲𝗻𝘆 𝗟𝗼𝗮𝗻 𝗥𝗶𝗴𝗵𝘁𝘀

[sudhan]

So the phormer chief of EyeAssEye was drop kicked to oblivion now all set to join his friend Dimran

What a spectacular fall from here though

[Lisa]

^What are the odds, from shot in the a$$ to thrown on your a$$!

[bala]

Sindudesh clash in Krachi, with a call to modi ji to help. Baluchistan on the other side and now Sindudesh. The Afghans in the north are at odds. Po JK is in flux.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=csGXODADH3E

[A_Gupta]

And that is Pakistan in a nutshell.

"Ella’s appearance at the ball drew immediate attention by virtue of her lineage. She descends from Jinnah through his only daughter, Dina Wadia, who married Neville Wadia of the well-known Parsi Wadia industrial family — a marriage that, as history records, strained her relationship with her father. Dina and Neville’s son, Nusli Wadia, became a key figure in Indian business as chair of the Wadia Group. Nusli has two sons, Jehangir Wadia and Ness Wadia.
Ella is the daughter of Jehangir, managing director of Bombay Dyeing, Go First, and Bombay Realty, and fashion designer Celina Wadia. She and her brother Jahangir represent the latest generation of a family whose story connects Karachi, Bombay, and now, in Ella’s case, the gilded halls of a Parisian debutante ball."

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"Ella Wadia is of Indian nationality, belonging to the prominent, old Mumbai-based Parsi (Zoroastrian) Wadia family, known for the Wadia Group conglomerate, with deep connections to India's business and historical elite, despite her maternal lineage tracing back to Muhammad Ali Jinnah."

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Think of it as the Mercedes vs the Dump Truck

[chetak]

^What are the odds, from shot in the a$$ to thrown on your a$$!

Lisa ji,

he is the unfortunate keeper of too many state secrets and not being generous enough with the loot he raked in, and that is what did him in.

Both are hanging offences in the paki wild west

one fully expects the terminator to pay him a little visit in jail and reunite him with the "72 हूरें"

[Manish_P]

After over seven decades Pakistan to be divided again into smaller pieces, but will it do any good?

When we think of Pakistan and division, most of us remember 1971—the year Bangladesh was born after breaking away from Pakistan. But today, Pakistan is talking about a completely different kind of division, and this time, it’s their own government pushing for it.

On December 7, Pakistan’s Federal Minister Abdul Aleem Khan announced that the country will “definitely” create new, smaller provinces. He claims this will make governance better and help deliver services more efficiently. But many experts are raising serious doubts about whether this plan will actually help or create even bigger problems.

Abdul Aleem Khan argues that all of Pakistan’s neighbouring countries have many small provinces, so Pakistan should too. His party, the Istehkam-e-Pakistan Party (which means Pakistan Stability Party), is part of Prime Minister Shehbaz Sharif’s government and is strongly pushing this idea. Another party called Muttahida Qaumi Movement–Pakistan (which means United National Movement–Pakistan), which is based in Sindh, also supports creating new provinces and says it will use all legal methods to make this happen through a constitutional amendment.

This isn’t the first time Pakistan has discussed creating more provinces. They’ve been talking about it for years, but nothing has ever actually happened. However, according to India Today, this time the discussion seems more serious, with think tanks and political parties actively debating it on TV shows and in newspapers.

[Tanaji]

https://www.ndtv.com/world-news/after-4 ... ng-9799328

Head Bhikari being shown their aukaat..

[RCase]

Sindudesh clash in Krachi, with a call to modi ji to help. Baluchistan on the other side and now Sindudesh. The Afghans in the north are at odds. Po JK is in flux.

Seems like the lal topi hadees is coming true! Ghazwa-e-Hind will now be Ghazwa-e-Sindh!

[Vayutuvan]

So the phormer chief of EyeAssEye was drop kicked to oblivion now all set to join his friend Dimran

What a spectacular fall from here though

[img...]https://starsunfolded.com/wp-content/up ... nistan.jpg[/img]

In case folks are wondering (I was), this guy is Faiz Hameed.

Pakistan's military sentences its former spy chief to 14 years in jail

https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/cwyv5q7d72lo

(added later)

It is the first time that an ISI chief in Pakistan has been court martialled. His lawyer said he plans to appeal against the verdict.
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Hameed's lawyer, Mian Ali Ashfaq, said his client was "1,000% innocent, but this is the court's decision".

"We were unaware of the judgement and only found out through the ISPR's press release. We are now applying to the relevant forum for a copy of the decision," he told the BBC.

"As soon as we receive it, we will review it and immediately file a petition to appeal. Right now, the first forum for appeal is the army chief, so that is what we will do. We are hopeful that at the next forum we will present our case and obtain justice."

[jrjrao]

Just like the old days.

Any time there is a terrorist outrage anywhere in the world, it is only a matter of time before a Pakistani connection is established. Today, it is the murder of Jewish people in Australia:

https://x.com/visegrad24/status/2000155 ... 79308?s=46

[saip]

But look at the message sent by the Pakistani Head Donkey:
"“Pakistan, itself a victim of terrorism, stands in solidarity with Australia and condemns violence against innocent civilians,”"
Really? They can not leave that out?
Dawn.

[pravula]

But look at the message sent by the Pakistani Head Donkey:
"“Pakistan, itself a victim of terrorism, stands in solidarity with Australia and condemns violence against innocent civilians,”"
Really? They can not leave that out?
Dawn.

But the first victim of a suicide bomber is the bomber right? RIGHT?

[Anujan]

So the phormer chief of EyeAssEye was drop kicked to oblivion now all set to join his friend Dimran

What a spectacular fall from here though

There is probably a lot more to this.

A series of charges were announced (violation of official secrets act, interfering with politcs I kid you not, one of the charges was interference with politics! Corruption etc etc), and it is not clear what charges were proven, what is still being alledged and whether more charges could happen.

Some of the charges are serious and could carry the death penalty.

So either one or the other thing is happening

a) Faiz (of stopping his begums bullet with his musharraf fame) might get death sentence for more seious charges, because he truly tried to overthrow, imprison or exile Field Marshal, Chief of Defence Forces, Chief of Army Staff, Chief of Special Investment Faciliation Council, Silver Medalist in Op Sindoor, Munir

b) Death sentence is being threatened on Faiz (of stopping his begums bullet with his musharraf fame) so that he can claim that all this was masterminded by Imran, who in turn can be hung or jailed for 50 years or exiled.

[Anujan]

https://www.cbsnews.com/news/australia- ... r-and-son/

Two suspected gunmen accused of killing 15 people and injuring dozens during a Hanukkah celebration in Australia have been identified as a father and a son, authorities said Sunday.

You'd never guess their nationalities, it came as a shock to me.

The 24-year-old alleged assailant was identified as Naveed Akram, a Pakistani national, according to U.S. intelligence officials briefed on the investigation.

Before Australia accuses Pakistan of terrorism, it should remember Pakistan itself is a victim of terrorism. There are terrorists in Karachi, just like how there are terrorists in Mumbai (who went from karachi), and there are terrorists in Sydney (who went from Lahore)

Pakistan is a front line ally against terrorism, and has lost $1 trillion due to the war on terror. The society is largely secular where religious parties win less than 5% of the vote.

[A_Gupta]

Ah, but the Australians are looking for an Iranian connection, per The Times of Israel.

[uddu]

Pakistani nationals, links to Islamic State: What we know about Bondi beach shooters Sajid and Naveed Akram
https://www.wionews.com/world/pakistani ... 5765119824
An attack by a father and son on a Jewish Hanukkah celebration at Sydney's Bondi Beach on Sunday killed 16 people and injured at least 40. More than 1,000 people had gathered at Bondi Beach on the first day of Hanukkah. During a press conference on Monday morning (local time), New South Wales police commissioner Mal Lanyon revealed that the two males - 50-year-old and 24-year-old - have been identified as the shooters of the attack, with at least one being a Pakistani citizen.

Nine minutes of horror: Bondi Terror Timeline | 9 News Australia
The world's most iconic stretch of sand, now the scene of one of the darkest moments in Australia's history. 9 News Australia reports on the devastating terror attack at Bondi Beach that claimed 15 innocent lives during Hanukkah celebrations. Two gunmen opened fire on families in a horrific nine-minute ordeal that shook the nation. This timeline pieces together eyewitness footage, survivor accounts, and the heroic actions of bystanders and police who stopped the shooters. NSW Premier Chris Minns joins live from the scene as a memorial grows for the victims of this tragedy.

CHAPTERS | KEY MOMENTS IN THIS VIDEO
0:00 Breaking News: Tragedy at Bondi Beach
0:35 The Attack Begins: Celebration Turns to Chaos
1:17 Gunmen Open Fire from the Bridge
1:44 Eyewitnesses Describe the Shooters
2:14 Heroic Bystander Tackles Gunman
2:50 Police Engage in Shootout
3:07 The Aftermath: Treating the Wounded
3:51 Survivors Share Their Stories
4:51 Lifeguards and Locals Assist Victims
5:54 Police Commissioner Statement
6:18 Prime Minister & Leaders Condemn the Act
7:06 Remembering the 15 Victims
7:42 Memorial Grows at Bondi Pavilion
8:46 Live Interview: NSW Premier Chris Minns

The unseen angle of the Bondi Terror Attack
The true fear running through people's heads and hearts last night - is very hard to comprehend - but this next story - will show you just how tense it was here yesterday. Recorded and recounted - by an experienced international camera operator - who spoke to chief reporter Chris Reason.


'Not the Australia I know and love’: Minister teary-eyed following Bondi Beach atrocity
Shadow Foreign Affairs Minister Michaelia Cash says antisemitism has “been able to take hold” under the Albanese government following the Bondi Beach terrorist attack.

[chetak]

So the phormer chief of EyeAssEye was drop kicked to oblivion now all set to join his friend Dimran

What a spectacular fall from here though

There is probably a lot more to this.

A series of charges were announced (violation of official secrets act, interfering with politcs I kid you not, one of the charges was interference with politics! Corruption etc etc), and it is not clear what charges were proven, what is still being alledged and whether more charges could happen.

Some of the charges are serious and could carry the death penalty.

So either one or the other thing is happening

a) Faiz (of stopping his begums bullet with his musharraf fame) might get death sentence for more seious charges, because he truly tried to overthrow, imprison or exile Field Marshal, Chief of Defence Forces, Chief of Army Staff, Chief of Special Investment Faciliation Council, Silver Medalist in Op Sindoor, Munir

b) Death sentence is being threatened on Faiz (of stopping his begums bullet with his musharraf fame) so that he can claim that all this was masterminded by Imran, who in turn can be hung or jailed for 50 years or exiled.

Anujan ji,

If faiz turns state's evidence by admitting guilt and testifying as a witness for the state against im the dim, gutting him politically and helping the failed marshal to string up, then he may be freed to start life anew as another papa john's franchise owner.

But after the deal and the subsequent twisted manila/hemp necktie party, complete with kur@n!c festivities and the DJ playing hit $h@r!@ singles, one fears that faiz too may wind up wearing a manila/hemp necktie as an example to other "aspiring" crore kammandus, not to fly too close to the sun.

But before that faiz may have to contend with countless rounds of the adult version of baccha bazi, with himself cast as the baccha

Either way, faiz will have some interesting times in the near to midterm future, and he may have to borrow lots of KY from im the dim

[sudhan]

https://www.cbsnews.com/news/australia- ... r-and-son/

Two suspected gunmen accused of killing 15 people and injuring dozens during a Hanukkah celebration in Australia have been identified as a father and a son, authorities said Sunday.

There is a small band of Packees on X trying to 'bravely' counter Indian propaganda with 'facts and logic'.. the shooters being designated as from Porkland is apparenty Indian disinformation and the 'whole world knows' they are actually from India

Jokes aside, there is a close up video of the junior jihadi firing his weapon. Seems quite skilled at rapid firing a bolt action rifle... Apparently he was on a 'watchlist' for links with ISIS but was deemed 'not a risk'..

I have lost count of the number of times a jihadi from a certain watchlist marked as 'not a risk' causing a bloodbath. Why take the risk? Once a link to ISIS is proven, the person should be immediately marked as 'budding murderer' and be thrown back into the sea.. in this case he was allowed to acquire a gun license and was able to purchase multiple guns..

Its like knowing that the forest ahead is prone to bear attacks and still wandering in there while making sure you dip yourself in honey beforehand..

[chetak]

https://www.cbsnews.com/news/australia- ... r-and-son/

There is a small band of Packees on X trying to 'bravely' counter Indian propaganda with 'facts and logic'.. the shooters being designated as from Porkland is apparenty Indian disinformation and the 'whole world knows' they are actually from India

Jokes aside, there is a close up video of the junior jihadi firing his weapon. Seems quite skilled at rapid firing a bolt action rifle... Apparently he was on a 'watchlist' for links with ISIS but was deemed 'not a risk'..

I have lost count of the number of times a jihadi from a certain watchlist marked as 'not a risk' causing a bloodbath. Why take the risk? Once a link to ISIS is proven, the person should be immediately marked as 'budding murderer' and be thrown back into the sea.. in this case he was allowed to acquire a gun license and was able to purchase multiple guns..

Its like knowing that the forest ahead is prone to bear attacks and still wandering in there while making sure you dip yourself in honey beforehand..

sudhan ji,

Is this a new modus operandi that these pakis are trying out now ..............

Randomly striking at specifically chosen and unsuspecting ethnic populations in a targeted manner across international borders

[sanjaykumar]

It is outrageous that people who have been given an opportunity in a wealthy nation should bring their sh!thole country feuds along with them.

Australia may have its history but it was generous enough to let in this scum. And this is how it is repaid.

I can imagine India’s plight.

[chetak]

VI@WA


Utterly Shameful!

Australian Media calls Terr0ri$ts in Bondi Att@cks 'Bast@rds'

This isn't Journalism, This is I$£amophobia.

They must learn 'Secularism' from 'Indian' media.

There're decent words to describe a Terr0ri$t without hurting religious feelings... 'from humble background', 'misguided youth', 'son of headmaster', 'loved kids in neighborhood' etc etc.

CONgress must take control of Australian Media to teach them 'standards of reporting' & especially how term 'Terr0r' must be used only while falsely calling a Terr0ri$t Act as 'Saffron Terr0r'.